S3 E8
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Season 3  "Menus"  3x8

Aired 11 years ago - Nov 12, 2013

An overabundance of Chinese food take-out menus left at the loft’s front door is the catalyst for an interconnected series of adventures for Jess and the guys.

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Fine.
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I’m glad, because these shiny golden edges are actually very sharp.
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It’s gonna need some glue if you don’t sit down pretty soon.
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Hey, Luke, we need a couple of donuts,
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Because you’re you.
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Look, I know Jess is a little tough sometimes,
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- Preferably the first time. - Thank you, Richard.
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Fine.
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Officially not hungry now.
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Frank Lloyd Wright?
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Anyhow, Mrs. Wright invites this whole posse of people
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 14
so a few of them try to get out through the windows,
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One of these days I’m going to make you eat in your room.
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- Did you find it? - Yes, I did.
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- Senior year. - Yup.
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There’s going to be a little reunion of the Whiffenpoofs.
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Anyway, a group of us are going to get together at the old alma mater
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You know, you might wanna come with me next week.
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and then the two of you girls could go off and have fun,
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All right, you tell her.
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I’m not sure how anonymous it would be considering
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- It’s not. - Then tell me.
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There’s a reason he wants to drag you out there, Rory.
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- Rory. - We go. We look.
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Sweetie, have you ever been to New Haven?
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dress me in pearls, and ruin my life. Did I leave anything out?
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Luke, where’s your lost and found?
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Then, I think you should go to the police,
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I actually prefer burgers after they’ve been sitting around for awhile.
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Let’s go upstairs and look at the book.
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- You want a soda? - No, I’m fine.
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Take comfort in the fact that you are not doing it alone.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 40
So, now what?
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- What was going on up here? - Nothing.
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It’s time to lay down a few ground rules, sit.
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as long as you two are sitting on separate seats,
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and you will not be allowed near her without an adult present.
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and then you put your arm around the other person’s shoulder
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 47
Romeo and Juliet had warring families
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I’ll be right there.
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- "The Best of New Haven." - Yeah.
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it elevates this fast finger food to the level of haute cuisine."

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I’m glad, because these shiny golden edges are actually very sharp.
#2
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 3
It’s gonna need some glue if you don’t sit down pretty soon.
#3
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Hey, Luke, we need a couple of donuts,
#4
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Because you’re you.
#6
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Look, I know Jess is a little tough sometimes,
#7
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- Preferably the first time. - Thank you, Richard.
#9
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Fine.
#10
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Officially not hungry now.
#11
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Frank Lloyd Wright?
#12
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Anyhow, Mrs. Wright invites this whole posse of people
#13
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so a few of them try to get out through the windows,
#14
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One of these days I’m going to make you eat in your room.
#15
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- Did you find it? - Yes, I did.
#16
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- Senior year. - Yup.
#17
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There’s going to be a little reunion of the Whiffenpoofs.
#19
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Anyway, a group of us are going to get together at the old alma mater
#20
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You know, you might wanna come with me next week.
#21
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and then the two of you girls could go off and have fun,
#22
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All right, you tell her.
#23
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I’m not sure how anonymous it would be considering
#24
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- It’s not. - Then tell me.
#25
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There’s a reason he wants to drag you out there, Rory.
#27
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- Rory. - We go. We look.
#28
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Sweetie, have you ever been to New Haven?
#29
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dress me in pearls, and ruin my life. Did I leave anything out?
#30
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Luke, where’s your lost and found?
#31
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Then, I think you should go to the police,
#32
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I actually prefer burgers after they’ve been sitting around for awhile.
#35
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Let’s go upstairs and look at the book.
#36
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- You want a soda? - No, I’m fine.
#38
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Take comfort in the fact that you are not doing it alone.
#39
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So, now what?
#40
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- What was going on up here? - Nothing.
#42
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It’s time to lay down a few ground rules, sit.
#43
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 44
as long as you two are sitting on separate seats,
#44
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 45
and you will not be allowed near her without an adult present.
#45
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 46
and then you put your arm around the other person’s shoulder
#46
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 47
Romeo and Juliet had warring families
#47
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 48
I’ll be right there.
#48
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 49
- "The Best of New Haven." - Yeah.
#49
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it elevates this fast finger food to the level of haute cuisine."
#50