S3 E6
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Season 3  "Keaton"  3x6

Aired 11 years ago - Oct 22, 2013

In an effort to reconnect with Cece, Jess throws a Halloween party at the loft. In an effort to change Schmidt's sullen behavior, the loftmates resort to "catfishing" him by pretending to be his childhood idol - actor Michael Keaton. Then, Schmidt makes a decision that could change the loft forever.

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Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 1
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Taylor, all animals have to... you know.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 5
Don’t forget stuffed shish-kabobbed birds.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 6
- but I’ll be right out. Patience. - Okay.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 7
Well, I just met him.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 8
Hold it. There’s one more issue that must be addressed before we can adjourn.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 9
No, he came into the bookstore a couple times last month, never said a word.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 10
because protesting is not allowed in the town square, period. It’s un-American.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 11
Sounded like Jesus.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 12
and I am adjourning this meeting.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 13
- They’re cousins, identical cousins... - Stop it.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 14
- A guy at a place? - Yeah.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 15
For the car. Where’d he get it?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 16
So... you got a car.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 17
I scrape it off the plates in the back. Remember I work for you?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 18
Did you take the additional expenses into account?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 19
Plus, I’m gonna make sure to replace the oil every couple months.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 20
- and that yours it written in. - Yup.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 21
I can go from zero to studying in less than sixty seconds.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 22
- Who? - Sherry.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 23
Yeah... although there may have been some.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 24
- So don’t apologize. - Okay, I take the apology back.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 25
I just kind of felt like I was betraying you or something.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 26
- The honest one. - Yes, he asks about you
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 27
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 28
- How about... SOS? - Perfect.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 29
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 30
I wasn’t here last night.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 31
Oh... what can I get you, Kirk?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 32
- Kirk, none of that makes any sense. - What?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 33
Man, I wish my mom would let me have a car...
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 34
Mr. Grind-it-‘til-you-find-it, huh?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 35
‘cause you’re gonna be making one out to my milkman, too.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 36
Yup, it’s working great, if that’s what you’re wondering.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 37
No, but he was carrying it in a canvas bag with a big dollar sign on it.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 38
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 39
So you’re spearheading this revolt, Reverend?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 40
We answer to a higher authority... like the hot dog.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 41
What’s he like? For us common folk who’ve never met him?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 42
The council gave you special permission to run bingo out of that building.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 43
Our pleasure, Taylor.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 44
maybe I will just stop showing up altogether.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 45
- How’s it going? - Ah, pretty slow.
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The very concept of childbirth is vaguely disturbing.
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- Oh, it’s a humongous deal. - You’re taking this very hard.

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Taylor, all animals have to... you know.
#4
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 5
Don’t forget stuffed shish-kabobbed birds.
#5
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 6
- but I’ll be right out. Patience. - Okay.
#6
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 7
Well, I just met him.
#7
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 8
Hold it. There’s one more issue that must be addressed before we can adjourn.
#8
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 9
No, he came into the bookstore a couple times last month, never said a word.
#9
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 10
because protesting is not allowed in the town square, period. It’s un-American.
#10
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 11
Sounded like Jesus.
#11
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 12
and I am adjourning this meeting.
#12
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 13
- They’re cousins, identical cousins... - Stop it.
#13
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 14
- A guy at a place? - Yeah.
#14
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 15
For the car. Where’d he get it?
#15
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 16
So... you got a car.
#16
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 17
I scrape it off the plates in the back. Remember I work for you?
#17
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 18
Did you take the additional expenses into account?
#18
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Plus, I’m gonna make sure to replace the oil every couple months.
#19
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 20
- and that yours it written in. - Yup.
#20
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I can go from zero to studying in less than sixty seconds.
#21
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- Who? - Sherry.
#22
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 23
Yeah... although there may have been some.
#23
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 24
- So don’t apologize. - Okay, I take the apology back.
#24
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 25
I just kind of felt like I was betraying you or something.
#25
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 26
- The honest one. - Yes, he asks about you
#26
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- How about... SOS? - Perfect.
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I wasn’t here last night.
#30
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Oh... what can I get you, Kirk?
#31
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- Kirk, none of that makes any sense. - What?
#32
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 33
Man, I wish my mom would let me have a car...
#33
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 34
Mr. Grind-it-‘til-you-find-it, huh?
#34
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 35
‘cause you’re gonna be making one out to my milkman, too.
#35
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 36
Yup, it’s working great, if that’s what you’re wondering.
#36
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 37
No, but he was carrying it in a canvas bag with a big dollar sign on it.
#37
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So you’re spearheading this revolt, Reverend?
#39
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 40
We answer to a higher authority... like the hot dog.
#40
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 41
What’s he like? For us common folk who’ve never met him?
#41
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 42
The council gave you special permission to run bingo out of that building.
#42
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 43
Our pleasure, Taylor.
#43
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 44
maybe I will just stop showing up altogether.
#44
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 45
- How’s it going? - Ah, pretty slow.
#45
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The very concept of childbirth is vaguely disturbing.
#48
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- Oh, it’s a humongous deal. - You’re taking this very hard.
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