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Season 3  "The Box"  3x5

Aired 11 years ago - Oct 15, 2013

When Nick inherits some money from his late father, Jess is determined to put the funds to good use and secretly tackle Nick’s box of unwanted responsibilities – aka bills. Meanwhile, Schmidt tries to find meaning in life and asks for guidance from Rabbi Feiglin.

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Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 1
I’m gross? I’m not the one exposing myself
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I am being taken advantage of here,
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Society Matron’s League? That’s quite a name.
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the ones who don’t like you and your friends ‘cause you guys are so young.
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I believe we finally talked Old Lady Rollins into giving up her teeth.
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Plus, I will be way too busy to sit with you if that is of concern.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 12
Oh, well, you know – I love a good auction. The drama, the strategy.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 13
Ah, I have an excellent arm raise.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 14
and I haven’t been to an impeccable auction in over a year.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 15
And you have to oversee the nature hikers next week.
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- All right, then, you can come. - Thank you.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 17
and I thought he needed to be reminded of that fact.
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- I love the cheesy bread. - I know you do.
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I’ve been dreaming about a place like Beenie Morrison’s old place
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I’m Lorelai. And if you see a teen walking around with a halo
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 22
- Oh, right now? - Well, this week.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 23
Huh, last minute, and believe me, I tried to get out of it but my boss said,
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 24
a little in the late afternoon or evening, depending on your schedule.
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- So, can you come on over now? - Excuse me?
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You just gotta go over here and make a right.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 27
Oh, yeah, horrible, like a punishment out of Greek mythology.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 28
I knew someday I would have it – my oasis.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 29
You just turn it to the right for on.
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a distinguished, family-owned company in Vermont, circa 1912.
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Crap, crap, crap that makes the previous two items not seem like crap.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 33
Look, if you want it that bad, it’s quite obvious
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 34
It’s dangerous to wave at an auction. You didn’t see before,
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- My daughter, Lorelai. - Nice to meet you.
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- Make sure to swing by. - I will.
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- Let me do the paddle. - No.
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How about this? Can I get an empty glass?
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that don’t get to hold a paddle.
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Well, you know, actually, I misspoke earlier because
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Wow, that’s a lot of effort. Must’ve been cute.
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for the name of a man that I didn’t meet at a function that I didn’t attend?
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It’s good.
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- Hurrah for the opposable thumbs. - All right, enough talk about pork.

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I am being taken advantage of here,
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Society Matron’s League? That’s quite a name.
#8
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 9
the ones who don’t like you and your friends ‘cause you guys are so young.
#9
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 10
I believe we finally talked Old Lady Rollins into giving up her teeth.
#10
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 11
Plus, I will be way too busy to sit with you if that is of concern.
#11
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 12
Oh, well, you know – I love a good auction. The drama, the strategy.
#12
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 13
Ah, I have an excellent arm raise.
#13
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and I haven’t been to an impeccable auction in over a year.
#14
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And you have to oversee the nature hikers next week.
#15
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- All right, then, you can come. - Thank you.
#16
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and I thought he needed to be reminded of that fact.
#17
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- I love the cheesy bread. - I know you do.
#18
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I’ve been dreaming about a place like Beenie Morrison’s old place
#20
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I’m Lorelai. And if you see a teen walking around with a halo
#21
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- Oh, right now? - Well, this week.
#22
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Huh, last minute, and believe me, I tried to get out of it but my boss said,
#23
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a little in the late afternoon or evening, depending on your schedule.
#24
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- So, can you come on over now? - Excuse me?
#25
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You just gotta go over here and make a right.
#26
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Oh, yeah, horrible, like a punishment out of Greek mythology.
#27
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 28
I knew someday I would have it – my oasis.
#28
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You just turn it to the right for on.
#29
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a distinguished, family-owned company in Vermont, circa 1912.
#31
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Crap, crap, crap that makes the previous two items not seem like crap.
#32
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Look, if you want it that bad, it’s quite obvious
#33
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It’s dangerous to wave at an auction. You didn’t see before,
#34
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- My daughter, Lorelai. - Nice to meet you.
#35
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- Make sure to swing by. - I will.
#37
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- Let me do the paddle. - No.
#38
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How about this? Can I get an empty glass?
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that don’t get to hold a paddle.
#41
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Well, you know, actually, I misspoke earlier because
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Wow, that’s a lot of effort. Must’ve been cute.
#47
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for the name of a man that I didn’t meet at a function that I didn’t attend?
#48
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It’s good.
#49
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- Hurrah for the opposable thumbs. - All right, enough talk about pork.
#50