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Season 3  "The Captain"  3x4

Aired 11 years ago - Oct 08, 2013

A vengeful Schmidt targets Jess and Nick's relatively happy relationship. Meanwhile, when Winston learns that Furguson the cat must be neutered, he is determined to give this feline one last night of carnal glory.

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Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 1
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- We can’t play any louder, guys. - We’ve got to.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 7
- One, two, three... - Wait.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 8
- Forget it. - Zach, come on, we just got started.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 9
- If Zach’s going, I’m going. - Wait, no, Brian, I’m not exaggerating.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 10
- but not like this. - We should just rent a space in Hartford.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 11
They show be flogged, heel-hogged, strung up from the highest yardarm!
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 12
We need a real practice space. We need to be able to really play.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 13
So I have to figure out a way to rehearse in Hartford two or three nights a week.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 14
We should get back in there.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 15
Now, how many nights a week would you have to go to Hartford to practice?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 16
- with money that I don’t know where I’m gonna get. - Yup, you’re right, that’s more than a pickle.
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and insist that she lets you play with the band and rehearse in Stars Hollow loudly
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 18
Okay, I will. And hey, you know I like Cornershop.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 19
- It’s hard but I like it. - Oh well, super.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 20
You met Debbie many times, had many conversations with her at bake sales,
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 21
Well, narrow it down to less than eight thousand possibilities.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 22
- Hi Debbie, how are you? - Great, Lorelai, and yourself?
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about how they got to where they are – you know, all the hard work it takes,
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 24
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That’s great. What are you doing with the phone?
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... which is a nice bonus for Bill and me, you know?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 27
Well, you know, my friend the Sultan of Brunei is so hard to pin down.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 28
- Okay, Thursday at four p.m., is that okay? - I’ll be there, Deb.
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Come on, move. Move your foot, move your foot, one foot.
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the ones that let boys and girls sit in the cafeteria together, the party schools.
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I wonder who their last speaker was - the fellow in short pants
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 37
- Independence Inn, Lorelai speaking. - I’m backing out.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 38
Oh, wait, now, you’re talking crazy talk trying to confuse me, aren’t you?
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It’s not a binding agreement, it’s coercion.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 40
- Kids were as dumb then as they are now. - I think you’ll enjoy this.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 41
‘There goes that Luke, he’s a real talk-canceler guy.’
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- Have you been diagnosed? - See you tomorrow at four.
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with their ban on dancing, gum chewing and bowling.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 44
Look, Mama Kim always starts out super serious on everything but then lightens with time.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 45
I’m sick of it. I mean, I even lost my first boyfriend because of all this.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 46
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This is merely a prop until we find my true color.
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- You all right? - Yeah, fine, let’s go.

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- We can’t play any louder, guys. - We’ve got to.
#6
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 7
- One, two, three... - Wait.
#7
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 8
- Forget it. - Zach, come on, we just got started.
#8
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- If Zach’s going, I’m going. - Wait, no, Brian, I’m not exaggerating.
#9
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 10
- but not like this. - We should just rent a space in Hartford.
#10
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 11
They show be flogged, heel-hogged, strung up from the highest yardarm!
#11
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 12
We need a real practice space. We need to be able to really play.
#12
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 13
So I have to figure out a way to rehearse in Hartford two or three nights a week.
#13
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 14
We should get back in there.
#14
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Now, how many nights a week would you have to go to Hartford to practice?
#15
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- with money that I don’t know where I’m gonna get. - Yup, you’re right, that’s more than a pickle.
#16
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and insist that she lets you play with the band and rehearse in Stars Hollow loudly
#17
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Okay, I will. And hey, you know I like Cornershop.
#18
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- It’s hard but I like it. - Oh well, super.
#19
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You met Debbie many times, had many conversations with her at bake sales,
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Well, narrow it down to less than eight thousand possibilities.
#21
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- Hi Debbie, how are you? - Great, Lorelai, and yourself?
#22
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about how they got to where they are – you know, all the hard work it takes,
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That’s great. What are you doing with the phone?
#25
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... which is a nice bonus for Bill and me, you know?
#26
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Well, you know, my friend the Sultan of Brunei is so hard to pin down.
#27
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- Okay, Thursday at four p.m., is that okay? - I’ll be there, Deb.
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Come on, move. Move your foot, move your foot, one foot.
#31
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the ones that let boys and girls sit in the cafeteria together, the party schools.
#34
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I wonder who their last speaker was - the fellow in short pants
#36
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- Independence Inn, Lorelai speaking. - I’m backing out.
#37
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 38
Oh, wait, now, you’re talking crazy talk trying to confuse me, aren’t you?
#38
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 39
It’s not a binding agreement, it’s coercion.
#39
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- Kids were as dumb then as they are now. - I think you’ll enjoy this.
#40
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 41
‘There goes that Luke, he’s a real talk-canceler guy.’
#41
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 42
- Have you been diagnosed? - See you tomorrow at four.
#42
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 43
with their ban on dancing, gum chewing and bowling.
#43
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 44
Look, Mama Kim always starts out super serious on everything but then lightens with time.
#44
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 45
I’m sick of it. I mean, I even lost my first boyfriend because of all this.
#45
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This is merely a prop until we find my true color.
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- You all right? - Yeah, fine, let’s go.
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