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Season 3  "Double Date"  3x3

Aired 11 years ago - Oct 01, 2013

Thinking Schmidt has chosen to be with Cece, Jess and Nick invite him to go on a double date with them. Nick is caught between loyalty to his friend and loyalty to his girlfriend when he finds out a shocking secret. Meanwhile, Winston promises to get the foursome a table at an ultra-exclusive restaurant that doesn’t take reservations.

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Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 1
I mean, just from the letter A, I excluded AC/DC, the Animals, and A-Ha, footnoted as a guilty pleasure.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 2
- That was never my nickname. - Wrong, I called you that as a baby.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 3
Well, we could be at a Harvard event and I could slip up and say,
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 4
- Personal statement. - Oh, the essay, the big kahuna.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 5
Although she did make her kids a snack first, shows a certain maternal instinct.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 6
- Gotta have Bowie. - But do you have to list every album he ever recorded
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 7
- Okay, what activities interest you? - All of them except for the sports.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 8
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 9
- Thank you. - Do they let kids drink coffee before school?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 10
- Why do you ask? - I thought we could see a movie or something.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 11
but she did and she’s doing amazing, and have you heard her speak?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 12
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 13
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 14
- Short-sighted morons. - What now, Paris?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 15
But the audience won’t be able to see anything.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 16
I’d like to bring up the organizers of this little event, Paris Gellar and Rory Gilmore.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 17
My panelists are Jim Romaine, admissions officer at Princeton University,
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 18
Question : what is the biggest mistake a person can make on his or her application? Mr. Romaine?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 19
If I read one more over-adulating piece of prose about Hillary Clinton and her profound influence,
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 20
when I was twelve and I was writing the first of my trial essays in practice for the day I’d write my real essay,
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 21
If your extracurriculars and volunteer activities are too by-the-book, that says something we don’t like.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 22
Too hungry, it’s a little immature.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 23
It’s a complete myth that there’s a benefit to be derived from early admission.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 24
- So she’s meeting you here? - Yes, she’s meeting us here.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 25
Well, you should. I’ve unearthed some shocking statistics.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 26
With the dot-com bust and the job market dwindling and the stock market going up and down like a yo-yo,
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 27
- and they’re all on the student council. - They’re not all that identical.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 28
- What do they call themselves, the Brat Pack? - About a hundred years ago.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 29
Lorelai, hold on here. What are we gonna do about this?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 30
- Hi Grandma. - Hello Rory. You look flushed.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 31
No, no, don’t blame yourself, it’s not you. It’s those jerks at Harvard –
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 32
Is it true everyone has the same GPA? How is that possible?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 33
and God knows where else, they’re all nuts for traveling – that’s why they’re traveling here!
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 34
He stopped just short of calling me by name, I’m losing it!
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 35
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 36
- Okay, are we calming? Are we less-freaked? - I’m totally freaked out.
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Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 38
Dude doesn’t have a phone? Well, try back later, dude. Thanks.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 39
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 40
Who are the Jam?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 41
Honey, I’m just kidding, you gotta go to college.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 42
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 43
- I heard that part. - Used to get ‘em at Coney Island.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 44
- A chocolate phosphate. - Okay, now, what the hell is this?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 45
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Well, you are so close-minded to new things, Luke, that I decided to make an admittedly desperate attempt
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 47
If you ask me, yes – and I have proof.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 48
with a moral distraction, they’re gonna turn Stars Hollow into Dogtown.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 49
And when I die, I’m gonna have them freeze me next to Ted Williams,
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 50
- Still not funny. - Well, I’m not in a very funny mood!

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Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 2
- That was never my nickname. - Wrong, I called you that as a baby.
#2
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 3
Well, we could be at a Harvard event and I could slip up and say,
#3
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 4
- Personal statement. - Oh, the essay, the big kahuna.
#4
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 5
Although she did make her kids a snack first, shows a certain maternal instinct.
#5
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 6
- Gotta have Bowie. - But do you have to list every album he ever recorded
#6
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 7
- Okay, what activities interest you? - All of them except for the sports.
#7
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 8 #8 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 9
- Thank you. - Do they let kids drink coffee before school?
#9
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 10
- Why do you ask? - I thought we could see a movie or something.
#10
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 11
but she did and she’s doing amazing, and have you heard her speak?
#11
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 12 #12 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 13 #13 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 14
- Short-sighted morons. - What now, Paris?
#14
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 15
But the audience won’t be able to see anything.
#15
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 16
I’d like to bring up the organizers of this little event, Paris Gellar and Rory Gilmore.
#16
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 17
My panelists are Jim Romaine, admissions officer at Princeton University,
#17
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 18
Question : what is the biggest mistake a person can make on his or her application? Mr. Romaine?
#18
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 19
If I read one more over-adulating piece of prose about Hillary Clinton and her profound influence,
#19
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 20
when I was twelve and I was writing the first of my trial essays in practice for the day I’d write my real essay,
#20
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 21
If your extracurriculars and volunteer activities are too by-the-book, that says something we don’t like.
#21
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 22
Too hungry, it’s a little immature.
#22
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It’s a complete myth that there’s a benefit to be derived from early admission.
#23
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 24
- So she’s meeting you here? - Yes, she’s meeting us here.
#24
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 25
Well, you should. I’ve unearthed some shocking statistics.
#25
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 26
With the dot-com bust and the job market dwindling and the stock market going up and down like a yo-yo,
#26
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 27
- and they’re all on the student council. - They’re not all that identical.
#27
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 28
- What do they call themselves, the Brat Pack? - About a hundred years ago.
#28
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 29
Lorelai, hold on here. What are we gonna do about this?
#29
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 30
- Hi Grandma. - Hello Rory. You look flushed.
#30
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 31
No, no, don’t blame yourself, it’s not you. It’s those jerks at Harvard –
#31
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 32
Is it true everyone has the same GPA? How is that possible?
#32
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 33
and God knows where else, they’re all nuts for traveling – that’s why they’re traveling here!
#33
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 34
He stopped just short of calling me by name, I’m losing it!
#34
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- Okay, are we calming? Are we less-freaked? - I’m totally freaked out.
#36
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Dude doesn’t have a phone? Well, try back later, dude. Thanks.
#38
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Who are the Jam?
#40
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Honey, I’m just kidding, you gotta go to college.
#41
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- I heard that part. - Used to get ‘em at Coney Island.
#43
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 44
- A chocolate phosphate. - Okay, now, what the hell is this?
#44
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 45 #45 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 46
Well, you are so close-minded to new things, Luke, that I decided to make an admittedly desperate attempt
#46
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 47
If you ask me, yes – and I have proof.
#47
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 48
with a moral distraction, they’re gonna turn Stars Hollow into Dogtown.
#48
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 49
And when I die, I’m gonna have them freeze me next to Ted Williams,
#49
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 50
- Still not funny. - Well, I’m not in a very funny mood!
#50