S3 E23
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Season 3  "Cruise"  3x23

Aired 10 years ago - May 06, 2014

Jess and Nick invite the gang along with them on a cruise they booked while still together as a couple. Coach tries to suppress his fear of boating, Schmidt attempts to win back Cece and Winston tries to mend Jess and Nick’s fractured relationship.

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Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 1
With the amount of stuff we're gonna be doing,
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 2
Cruise! Cruise!
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Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 4
If we could just continue on without any more nautical puns, that'd be great.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 5
We have fun!
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 6
Okay, now I need a volunteer to help me with some emergency procedures.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 7
Adults are screaming, babies are crying!
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 8
No, no, screw that, man! I'm gettin' in the boat!
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 9
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 10
Thank you all for coming to the...
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 11
Cruise! Cruise. Cruise...
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 12
I would just like to say that I am a fan of your enthusiasm.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 13
Did anyone just see that she was flirting like crazy with Nick?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 14
If this ship moves as fast as that captain, we'll be in Ensenada by 6:00.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 15
But from their eyes, you have a couple of drinks,
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 16
No! No!
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 17
- We're gonna do it. - We're not doing it.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 18
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 19
What? What happened?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 20
As your bodies become one, follow your breath
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 21
Give me your sexiest pose right here.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 22
it's from falling on a fence when he was six.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 23
Yeah, we just don't belong together.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 24
You know what?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 25
You look, you look like you belong here.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 26
Oh, yo! Yo!
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 27
- It's weird. - I just feel like...
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 28
night fishing... that I already put a deposit down on, so we're going.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 29
What?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 30
More than the ocean sounds like the ocean?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 31
Come on. Everybody knows they're best friends.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 32
Yeah, you know what you can do?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 33
When I say, "May our progeny bathe in the infinite glow," that's your cue.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 34
And before she sees, just get behind... get behind the vent.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 35
I'm trying to get a signal so I can talk to Buster, but it's just impossible out here.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 36
Look, you know better than anyone
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 37
Thank you.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 38
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 39
Of course they're gonna be weird. They just broke up.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 40
Oh, they put out. Bingo!
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 41
Would Nick Miller and Jessica Day please return to their stateroom
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 42
Okay!
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 43
Yeah, it's... I really wanted to see how the ship worked.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 44
It's my jam and you can't have it.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 45
about making out with the other two guys in this room.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 46
That's honesty.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 47
I feel weird about living with my ex-girlfriend.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 48
Oh, snap! That was good.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 49
We're not getting back together.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 50
Yeah.

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Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 2
Cruise! Cruise!
#2
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 3 #3 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 4
If we could just continue on without any more nautical puns, that'd be great.
#4
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 5
We have fun!
#5
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 6
Okay, now I need a volunteer to help me with some emergency procedures.
#6
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 7
Adults are screaming, babies are crying!
#7
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 8
No, no, screw that, man! I'm gettin' in the boat!
#8
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 9 #9 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 10
Thank you all for coming to the...
#10
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 11
Cruise! Cruise. Cruise...
#11
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 12
I would just like to say that I am a fan of your enthusiasm.
#12
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 13
Did anyone just see that she was flirting like crazy with Nick?
#13
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 14
If this ship moves as fast as that captain, we'll be in Ensenada by 6:00.
#14
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 15
But from their eyes, you have a couple of drinks,
#15
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No! No!
#16
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- We're gonna do it. - We're not doing it.
#17
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 18 #18 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 19
What? What happened?
#19
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 20
As your bodies become one, follow your breath
#20
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 21
Give me your sexiest pose right here.
#21
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 22
it's from falling on a fence when he was six.
#22
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 23
Yeah, we just don't belong together.
#23
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 24
You know what?
#24
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 25
You look, you look like you belong here.
#25
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 26
Oh, yo! Yo!
#26
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 27
- It's weird. - I just feel like...
#27
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 28
night fishing... that I already put a deposit down on, so we're going.
#28
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 29
What?
#29
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 30
More than the ocean sounds like the ocean?
#30
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 31
Come on. Everybody knows they're best friends.
#31
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 32
Yeah, you know what you can do?
#32
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 33
When I say, "May our progeny bathe in the infinite glow," that's your cue.
#33
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 34
And before she sees, just get behind... get behind the vent.
#34
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 35
I'm trying to get a signal so I can talk to Buster, but it's just impossible out here.
#35
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 36
Look, you know better than anyone
#36
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Thank you.
#37
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 38 #38 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 39
Of course they're gonna be weird. They just broke up.
#39
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 40
Oh, they put out. Bingo!
#40
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 41
Would Nick Miller and Jessica Day please return to their stateroom
#41
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 42
Okay!
#42
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 43
Yeah, it's... I really wanted to see how the ship worked.
#43
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 44
It's my jam and you can't have it.
#44
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 45
about making out with the other two guys in this room.
#45
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 46
That's honesty.
#46
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 47
I feel weird about living with my ex-girlfriend.
#47
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 48
Oh, snap! That was good.
#48
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 49
We're not getting back together.
#49
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 50
Yeah.
#50