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Season 3  "Dance"  3x22

Aired 10 years ago - Apr 29, 2014

Jess fears someone is trying to sabotage her first middle school dance and she enlists the gang to help her chaperone on the big night.

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Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 1
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 2
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 3
- Is there a spider on me? - Suck it up, big guy, and tell us the scoop.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 4
Along with our hopes and dreams.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 5
- Forgot how to sit. - Yes, it was horrible.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 6
Once you start work, you can probably have this place up
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 7
but it was the people at Chilton.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 8
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 9
going back twenty-five years, and found some enlightening statistics.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 10
Okay, A/V geek, just pan my body nice and slow.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 11
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 12
This is degrading for a man of my capabilities.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 13
My mother put me in dance school and I rebelled,
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 14
Yo, guys, no bickering in front of the guest.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 15
and the owner's son is walking around with a bunch of men in suits.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 16
- Lorelai, it's your mother. - Mother, hi.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 17
Well, we're sitting together.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 18
We wanted to ask you about a gift for Rory.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 19
- Yes, right. - I suppose so.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 20
- Goodbye. - Bye.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 21
Oh, about how it's not a big deal that you're walking around
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 22
- it's not pretty. - No, that's not pretty.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 23
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 24
Whatever you want, just make it festive.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 25
- Herb Albert and the Tijuana Brass? - Ah, fun, festive, that's perfect! Crank it.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 26
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 27
Well, did they find some gold in the basement or something
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 28
I guess this means that you guys can focus solely on refurbishing the Dragonfly,
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 29
because I no longer have a steady income.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 30
Yes, that's good.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 31
and seeing my wife and close friend way less than before.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 32
and grandfathering in previously proposed statutes with no procedural delay.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 33
- People! - Oh, sorry, Taylor.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 34
but the deer population in this town is reaching monstrous proportions.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 35
People, do I have to detail the problems that these deer cause?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 36
Really, how much?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 37
Taylor, no one else has a "Kiss the Gardener" sign.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 38
Of course, then you'll have to deal with your wolf problem.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 39
so I only have a limited amount of time in the outside world.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 40
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 41
He knows I need money, so he's helping me out with extra stuff to do.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 42
have him take candid photographs along with the other ones,
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 43
because I have seen many a ring swallowed,
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 44
Oh yeah, about that. Come on, sit.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 45
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 46
Respect your knives.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 47
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 48
I should go. I've got a stupid job interview tomorrow morning,
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 49
- You haven't told her yet. - Told me what?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 50
But if you wait, someone else is gonna buy it. You said so yourself.

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Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 2 #2 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 3
- Is there a spider on me? - Suck it up, big guy, and tell us the scoop.
#3
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 4
Along with our hopes and dreams.
#4
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 5
- Forgot how to sit. - Yes, it was horrible.
#5
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 6
Once you start work, you can probably have this place up
#6
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 7
but it was the people at Chilton.
#7
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 8 #8 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 9
going back twenty-five years, and found some enlightening statistics.
#9
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 10
Okay, A/V geek, just pan my body nice and slow.
#10
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 11 #11 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 12
This is degrading for a man of my capabilities.
#12
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 13
My mother put me in dance school and I rebelled,
#13
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 14
Yo, guys, no bickering in front of the guest.
#14
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 15
and the owner's son is walking around with a bunch of men in suits.
#15
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 16
- Lorelai, it's your mother. - Mother, hi.
#16
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 17
Well, we're sitting together.
#17
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 18
We wanted to ask you about a gift for Rory.
#18
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 19
- Yes, right. - I suppose so.
#19
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 20
- Goodbye. - Bye.
#20
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 21
Oh, about how it's not a big deal that you're walking around
#21
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 22
- it's not pretty. - No, that's not pretty.
#22
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 23 #23 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 24
Whatever you want, just make it festive.
#24
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 25
- Herb Albert and the Tijuana Brass? - Ah, fun, festive, that's perfect! Crank it.
#25
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 26 #26 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 27
Well, did they find some gold in the basement or something
#27
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 28
I guess this means that you guys can focus solely on refurbishing the Dragonfly,
#28
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 29
because I no longer have a steady income.
#29
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 30
Yes, that's good.
#30
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 31
and seeing my wife and close friend way less than before.
#31
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 32
and grandfathering in previously proposed statutes with no procedural delay.
#32
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 33
- People! - Oh, sorry, Taylor.
#33
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 34
but the deer population in this town is reaching monstrous proportions.
#34
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 35
People, do I have to detail the problems that these deer cause?
#35
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 36
Really, how much?
#36
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 37
Taylor, no one else has a "Kiss the Gardener" sign.
#37
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 38
Of course, then you'll have to deal with your wolf problem.
#38
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 39
so I only have a limited amount of time in the outside world.
#39
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 40 #40 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 41
He knows I need money, so he's helping me out with extra stuff to do.
#41
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 42
have him take candid photographs along with the other ones,
#42
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 43
because I have seen many a ring swallowed,
#43
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 44
Oh yeah, about that. Come on, sit.
#44
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 45 #45 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 46
Respect your knives.
#46
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 47 #47 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 48
I should go. I've got a stupid job interview tomorrow morning,
#48
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 49
- You haven't told her yet. - Told me what?
#49
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 50
But if you wait, someone else is gonna buy it. You said so yourself.
#50