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Season 3  "Mars Landing"  3x20

Aired 10 years ago - Mar 25, 2014

Jess and Nick face some truths about their relationship, while Schmidt, Winston and Coach scramble to make a better second impression on their hot new neighbors. Also, Cece panics after she drunk-texts Buster.

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Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 1
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Sookie, these people wanna throw roses at your feet.
 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 3
I have this chocolate balm... oh, but breads... and soups!
 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 4
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 5
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 6
So what are you gonna do about it?
 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 7
Yeah. What happened when you got home?
 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 8
- And? - The place was dark.
 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 9
aunts, uncles, cousins pulled out from villages I've never heard of,
 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 10
"Good morning, Lane."
 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 11
Exactly. Maybe she thought you said you were at a smarty,
 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 12
Blessed are they who are persecuted for the sake of righteousness,
 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 13
Don't be, it's my fault.
 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 14
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 15
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 16
If there is nothing there and there should be, then this is yours.
 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 17
Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two, the candy man.
 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 18
I'm mixing it with love and making Stars Hollow taste good.
 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 19
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 20
Come at noon, stay all day...
 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 21
and if I can't turn over that table, then that cuts way back on my tips.
 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 22
Oh, apparently you defended yourself all the way through the house
 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 23
- Are you trying to kill me? - Nope, it'll just be a perk.
 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 24
Man, he's gonna make some woman a fine doormat someday.
 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 25
Hey, you left your wallet! Hey!
 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 26
Which means I either have to alter or shop.
 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 27
- I forgot my notes. - I put them in your bedroom.
 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 28
Lorelai?
 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 29
Not the point. If you wanna talk to Rory, you have to call.
 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 30
You're the one who called off... You know what, I didn't call to argue.
 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 31
but I wouldn't include the details so you had no choice but to call me.
 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 32
You already said I couldn't talk to Rory, so there,
 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 33
And that's why you won't need to Botox your frown lines on your nineteenth birthday.
 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 34
I'm assuming this conversation veered off of the cover page placement?
 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 35
Planning is essential.
 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 36
his parents out in Martha's Vineyard for the weekend.
 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 37
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 38
"Stay home and dance around in your underwear to the Monkees' greatest hits" night?
 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 39
- I'm gonna miss her. - Me, too.
 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 40
You don't think that because we wanted the property so much, we killed Fran.
 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 41
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 42
- Not think about the inn at all. - Okay.
 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 43
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 44
- What are you doing here? - I'm here to see your mother.
 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 45
I don't smoke, I don't drink, I've never gotten a ticket,
 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 46
I don't drink coffee. I hate soda because the carbonation freaks me out.
 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 47
Mrs. Kim?
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Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 49
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Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 2
Sookie, these people wanna throw roses at your feet.
#2 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 3
I have this chocolate balm... oh, but breads... and soups!
#3 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 4 #4 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 5 #5 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 6
So what are you gonna do about it?
#6 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 7
Yeah. What happened when you got home?
#7 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 8
- And? - The place was dark.
#8 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 9
aunts, uncles, cousins pulled out from villages I've never heard of,
#9 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 10
"Good morning, Lane."
#10 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 11
Exactly. Maybe she thought you said you were at a smarty,
#11 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 12
Blessed are they who are persecuted for the sake of righteousness,
#12 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 13
Don't be, it's my fault.
#13 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 14 #14 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 15 #15 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 16
If there is nothing there and there should be, then this is yours.
#16 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 17
Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two, the candy man.
#17 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 18
I'm mixing it with love and making Stars Hollow taste good.
#18 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 19 #19 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 20
Come at noon, stay all day...
#20 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 21
and if I can't turn over that table, then that cuts way back on my tips.
#21 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 22
Oh, apparently you defended yourself all the way through the house
#22 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 23
- Are you trying to kill me? - Nope, it'll just be a perk.
#23 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 24
Man, he's gonna make some woman a fine doormat someday.
#24 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 25
Hey, you left your wallet! Hey!
#25 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 26
Which means I either have to alter or shop.
#26 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 27
- I forgot my notes. - I put them in your bedroom.
#27 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 28
Lorelai?
#28 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 29
Not the point. If you wanna talk to Rory, you have to call.
#29 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 30
You're the one who called off... You know what, I didn't call to argue.
#30 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 31
but I wouldn't include the details so you had no choice but to call me.
#31 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 32
You already said I couldn't talk to Rory, so there,
#32 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 33
And that's why you won't need to Botox your frown lines on your nineteenth birthday.
#33 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 34
I'm assuming this conversation veered off of the cover page placement?
#34 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 35
Planning is essential.
#35 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 36
his parents out in Martha's Vineyard for the weekend.
#36 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 37 #37 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 38
"Stay home and dance around in your underwear to the Monkees' greatest hits" night?
#38 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 39
- I'm gonna miss her. - Me, too.
#39 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 40
You don't think that because we wanted the property so much, we killed Fran.
#40 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 41 #41 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 42
- Not think about the inn at all. - Okay.
#42 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 43 #43 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 44
- What are you doing here? - I'm here to see your mother.
#44 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 45
I don't smoke, I don't drink, I've never gotten a ticket,
#45 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 46
I don't drink coffee. I hate soda because the carbonation freaks me out.
#46 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 47
Mrs. Kim?
#47 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 48 #48 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 49 #49 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 20 (S03E20) - 50 #50