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Season 3  "Nerd"  3x2

Aired 11 years ago - Sep 24, 2013

When Jess desperately tries to fit in with a clique of "mean girl" teachers at her new school, she (mistakenly) turns to Nick for advice on how to deal with them. Meanwhile, an office party is anything but fun for Schmidt, and Winston plots revenge while cat-sitting for Daisy, whom he suspects is cheating on him.

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Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 1
- This is a tragedy. - My bad, sorry.
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Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 5
- I hate having a cold. - I know you do.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 6
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 7
- A healthy immune system. - My second guess.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 8
Listen, Grandpa, my soup’s getting cold.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 9
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 10
Okay, so please don’t hate me, but I already ate breakfast.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 11
We cannot have this mouse running around the inn. Customers will freak.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 12
- What do we do until them? - Make cat sounds?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 13
Great. Well, she stepped out for a minute, but I’ll take ‘em to her.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 14
- Could we sit? - Sit... sure, let’s sit.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 15
makes her knees enormous. Yesterday I spent all morning cutting holes in her pants so she could sit,
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 16
Our... paths have crossed professionally and socially a number of times, all with relatively pleasant results,
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 17
I know that this is completely out of the blue for you.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 18
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 19
- How long have you been sitting there? - Not long. An hour... and a half.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 20
- Not yet. - But soon.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 21
Yes, I’ve itemized everything here by years and income ratio.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 22
All right, you got home too late last night and I didn’t get a chance to talk to you.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 23
- Rory, I cannot go out with Kirk. - Why?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 24
Well, you could just tell him the truth. You could tell him that you’re not interested in dating him
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 25
I’ll join a local community theater and I’ll drive you to soccer. It’ll work for many years
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 26
- Stop! - It’s funny.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 27
- Is it about Vince Foster? - It’s about Grandma.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 28
Yeah, well, look how great that worked out for Sister Sledge.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 29
now all you need is a dimwitted, drunken or drug-addicted relative
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 30
- That’s okay, it doesn’t start ‘til 3:15. - But I so tried to... you lied to me.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 31
- She’s not here yet. - You told her the real time, didn’t you?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 32
I love you, you’re the greatest kid in the world, and you’re in a skirt, keep your knees closed.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 33
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 34
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and this year we may have outdone ourselves.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 36
... a larger awareness of the world around us.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 37
We need to figure out how to make that mess a little smaller.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 38
Maybe there is no way of keeping something that big and prosperous permanently.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 39
and find this place turned into a high priced charm school, pink and white
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 40
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 41
- The longest. - Lorelai...
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 42
You know, you don’t have to wait, Mom, if you have things to do.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 43
We can do it anywhere you’d like. Perhaps at that Luke’s Diner you two seem to love so much.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 44
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 45
How do they expect us to get a decent education with inferior resources like that?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 46
People’s names might have been nice.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 47
three-quarters of an inch above the knee, that’s it. Any higher, the student gets written up.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 48
for giving us something really important to mull over here.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 49
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 50
The donuts are still sitting next to the coffee that we never passed out.

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- I hate having a cold. - I know you do.
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- A healthy immune system. - My second guess.
#7
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 8
Listen, Grandpa, my soup’s getting cold.
#8
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Okay, so please don’t hate me, but I already ate breakfast.
#10
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 11
We cannot have this mouse running around the inn. Customers will freak.
#11
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 12
- What do we do until them? - Make cat sounds?
#12
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 13
Great. Well, she stepped out for a minute, but I’ll take ‘em to her.
#13
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 14
- Could we sit? - Sit... sure, let’s sit.
#14
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 15
makes her knees enormous. Yesterday I spent all morning cutting holes in her pants so she could sit,
#15
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Our... paths have crossed professionally and socially a number of times, all with relatively pleasant results,
#16
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 17
I know that this is completely out of the blue for you.
#17
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- How long have you been sitting there? - Not long. An hour... and a half.
#19
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- Not yet. - But soon.
#20
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 21
Yes, I’ve itemized everything here by years and income ratio.
#21
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 22
All right, you got home too late last night and I didn’t get a chance to talk to you.
#22
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 23
- Rory, I cannot go out with Kirk. - Why?
#23
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 24
Well, you could just tell him the truth. You could tell him that you’re not interested in dating him
#24
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 25
I’ll join a local community theater and I’ll drive you to soccer. It’ll work for many years
#25
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 26
- Stop! - It’s funny.
#26
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 27
- Is it about Vince Foster? - It’s about Grandma.
#27
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 28
Yeah, well, look how great that worked out for Sister Sledge.
#28
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 29
now all you need is a dimwitted, drunken or drug-addicted relative
#29
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 30
- That’s okay, it doesn’t start ‘til 3:15. - But I so tried to... you lied to me.
#30
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 31
- She’s not here yet. - You told her the real time, didn’t you?
#31
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 32
I love you, you’re the greatest kid in the world, and you’re in a skirt, keep your knees closed.
#32
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and this year we may have outdone ourselves.
#35
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 36
... a larger awareness of the world around us.
#36
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 37
We need to figure out how to make that mess a little smaller.
#37
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 38
Maybe there is no way of keeping something that big and prosperous permanently.
#38
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 39
and find this place turned into a high priced charm school, pink and white
#39
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- The longest. - Lorelai...
#41
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 42
You know, you don’t have to wait, Mom, if you have things to do.
#42
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 43
We can do it anywhere you’d like. Perhaps at that Luke’s Diner you two seem to love so much.
#43
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How do they expect us to get a decent education with inferior resources like that?
#45
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 46
People’s names might have been nice.
#46
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 47
three-quarters of an inch above the knee, that’s it. Any higher, the student gets written up.
#47
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 48
for giving us something really important to mull over here.
#48
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The donuts are still sitting next to the coffee that we never passed out.
#50