S3 E16
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Season 3  "Sister"  3x16

Aired 10 years ago - Feb 11, 2014

Jess' wild-child sister, Abby, pays a visit and immediately throws the loft into disarray. Meanwhile, Schmidt enlists Nick to be his wingman in crashing a bar mitzvah and Winston throws a dinner party with Bertie, which turns awkward when only Cece and Coach attend.

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Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 1
These expired in ‘98.
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Has it ever occurred to you that the super heavy plastic is there
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 3
When I asked you to add chili-topped Pringles, you said no.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 4
I omitted a few obsolete dishes.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 5
It was comforting like deep-fried ham and cheese soup.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 6
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 7
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 8
will present their speech at the ceremony next week.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 9
However, the bicentennial is going to be quite a prestigious affair.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 10
He returns to us fresh from Broadway
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 11
It was great, but Nathan Lane is a very bitter man.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 12
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 13
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 14
Well, Gilmore, I certainly hope you’re signing up, too.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 15
This is outrageous.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 16
No, we have got to have a better screening system for customers here.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 17
and stupid people have stupid friends,
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 18
Rico tasted it, Louella tasted it.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 19
What are you talking about?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 20
Are you sure you didn’t just accidentally
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 21
Maybe it was more than a little bug.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 22
Be happy you’re loved, hon. I got a Kit Kat in my purse.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 23
to crush you before graduation’ comment,
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 24
when it involves the entire school staring at me while I’m doing ‘em.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 25
to practice her speechin’ skills in front of a crowd.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 26
Oh my God. Oh my God.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 27
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 28
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 29
Into the woods, into the woods, into the woods.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 30
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 31
It’s amazing how you manage to hide those bolts on the side of your neck.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 32
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 33
It’s me.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 34
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 35
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 36
Did you hear that?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 37
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 38
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 39
Kirk, you have to sort the mail first.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 40
Dean, I need some of that non-drowsy allergy medicine stuff.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 41
This is the property of the United States Government.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 42
Ooh, on sale, that’s it, good, done.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 43
Yes, that’s my official California name.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 44
My class ended, and I thought I’d come back for the Chilton Bicentennial.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 45
Oh, yeah, she’s the Encyclopedia Britannica definition of good.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 46
Great. Frat boys, I cannot wait.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 47
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 48
Her DAR group suffered a surfeit of strokes this week.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 49
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 50
Oh, good I’m expecting an important call.

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Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 2
Has it ever occurred to you that the super heavy plastic is there
#2
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 3
When I asked you to add chili-topped Pringles, you said no.
#3
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 4
I omitted a few obsolete dishes.
#4
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 5
It was comforting like deep-fried ham and cheese soup.
#5
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will present their speech at the ceremony next week.
#8
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 9
However, the bicentennial is going to be quite a prestigious affair.
#9
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 10
He returns to us fresh from Broadway
#10
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 11
It was great, but Nathan Lane is a very bitter man.
#11
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Well, Gilmore, I certainly hope you’re signing up, too.
#14
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 15
This is outrageous.
#15
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 16
No, we have got to have a better screening system for customers here.
#16
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 17
and stupid people have stupid friends,
#17
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 18
Rico tasted it, Louella tasted it.
#18
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What are you talking about?
#19
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 20
Are you sure you didn’t just accidentally
#20
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Maybe it was more than a little bug.
#21
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Be happy you’re loved, hon. I got a Kit Kat in my purse.
#22
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to crush you before graduation’ comment,
#23
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when it involves the entire school staring at me while I’m doing ‘em.
#24
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to practice her speechin’ skills in front of a crowd.
#25
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Oh my God. Oh my God.
#26
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Into the woods, into the woods, into the woods.
#29
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It’s amazing how you manage to hide those bolts on the side of your neck.
#31
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It’s me.
#33
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Did you hear that?
#36
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Kirk, you have to sort the mail first.
#39
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Dean, I need some of that non-drowsy allergy medicine stuff.
#40
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 41
This is the property of the United States Government.
#41
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 42
Ooh, on sale, that’s it, good, done.
#42
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 43
Yes, that’s my official California name.
#43
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 44
My class ended, and I thought I’d come back for the Chilton Bicentennial.
#44
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 45
Oh, yeah, she’s the Encyclopedia Britannica definition of good.
#45
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Great. Frat boys, I cannot wait.
#46
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Her DAR group suffered a surfeit of strokes this week.
#48
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Oh, good I’m expecting an important call.
#50