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Season 3  "All In"  3x1

Aired 11 years ago - Sep 17, 2013

Picking up immediately after the events of the Season Two finale, Nick and Jess decide to go "all in" on their romantic relationship - which leads them to run away to a Mexican beach town. But when Nick runs into trouble with the authorities, it's Schmidt and Winston to the (possible) rescue, which may land Nick into even deeper trouble. Meanwhile, Schmidt makes a decision regarding Cece and Elizabeth, and Winston becomes obsessed with completing a puzzle

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Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 1
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- Just analyze my dream, please. - Okay. Well, your dream was telling you
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 3
Give me another analysis or I’ll put your Taylor hula-hooping dream into a whole other context.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 4
- I miss you. - I miss you, too.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 5
We have a breakfast mixer with members of Congress and the Senate.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 6
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- I am so Jewish. - Hey Sookie, where’s my...
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 12
- Do you wanna look at them now? - Nope.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 13
Oh. Well, tell me why you’re not painting just the inside of the house?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 14
Judy, Vincent has to go to work now. Goodbye Lorelai.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 15
Sookie, Jackson just said he’s fine with how everything is. I don’t think it’s bugging him.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 16
Hey, bacon’s manly. Why don’t you just nail a bunch of packages of Kosher bacon on the walls?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 17
- Hey Taylor, how’s the leg? - It’s just fine.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 18
This is gonna be a very exciting day. I’m really gonna go all out for this. I even think you’ll be impressed.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 19
It’s gonna make every other banner we’ve ever had look downright embarrassing.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 20
I mean, come on, Senator Boxer, as one of our foremost Democratic leaders, I ask you –
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 21
I mean, aren’t we at least trying to pretend we’re the superpower in this world?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 22
You don’t? Great. You two will have so much to talk about. Bye.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 23
Yes, there are times when this country’s priorities are exactly right.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 24
Just came over to let you know I got a little sneak peak at the final debate pairings for today.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 25
Okay, so we should meet early and go over strategy, make sure you bought enough Kleenex.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 26
I mean, why not just line the hallways with self esteem counselors right now.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 27
- He did? - Yes.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 28
Tonight I have a date with Jamie – a Princeton man.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 29
Think about it – have you ever seen a wrinkled cow? No, not once.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 30
Kirk here is about to tell us the difference between cows and humans.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 31
A complete line of creams, balms, toning lotions, and cleansing liquids.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 32
but, I’m sorry – don’t cows eat grass?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 33
- Mom, I have a group of... - It’s Thursday.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 34
We’re home, and yet there’s no call, no message, no card.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 35
Lorelai, everyone knows that you are supposed to call people as soon as they have arrived home.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 36
You’ll see me but Rory doesn’t get back ‘til Saturday.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 37
- Why? - We wanted him to come with you and Rory tomorrow,
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 38
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 39
- No, I just like what I have. - I like a man who settles.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 40
For example, I can instantly deduce that when someone hears the name Paris
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 41
- I’ll be fine. I’ll see you Friday. - See you Friday. I love you.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 42
- Why don’t you just let him pick out the restaurant? - What if he doesn’t have a Zagat?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 43
I’m covered in hives, I’ve showered four times, and for what?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 44
Close. Jamie likes you and he asked you out because he likes you. Now look up.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 45
for them all of the time, and then they get sidetracked from their goals.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 46
You’ll know, okay? You just have to let it happen.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 47
- But not so compatible that they’re boring. - Someone who’s compatible but not compatible.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 48
Look, just have a good time, you’ll figure it out.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 49
If he comes in here and sees you, he won’t wanna date me anymore.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 50
Okay, but when you get home, you need to get a new therapist

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Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 2
- Just analyze my dream, please. - Okay. Well, your dream was telling you
#2
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 3
Give me another analysis or I’ll put your Taylor hula-hooping dream into a whole other context.
#3
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 4
- I miss you. - I miss you, too.
#4
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 5
We have a breakfast mixer with members of Congress and the Senate.
#5
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- I am so Jewish. - Hey Sookie, where’s my...
#11
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 12
- Do you wanna look at them now? - Nope.
#12
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 13
Oh. Well, tell me why you’re not painting just the inside of the house?
#13
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 14
Judy, Vincent has to go to work now. Goodbye Lorelai.
#14
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 15
Sookie, Jackson just said he’s fine with how everything is. I don’t think it’s bugging him.
#15
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 16
Hey, bacon’s manly. Why don’t you just nail a bunch of packages of Kosher bacon on the walls?
#16
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 17
- Hey Taylor, how’s the leg? - It’s just fine.
#17
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 18
This is gonna be a very exciting day. I’m really gonna go all out for this. I even think you’ll be impressed.
#18
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 19
It’s gonna make every other banner we’ve ever had look downright embarrassing.
#19
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 20
I mean, come on, Senator Boxer, as one of our foremost Democratic leaders, I ask you –
#20
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 21
I mean, aren’t we at least trying to pretend we’re the superpower in this world?
#21
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 22
You don’t? Great. You two will have so much to talk about. Bye.
#22
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 23
Yes, there are times when this country’s priorities are exactly right.
#23
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 24
Just came over to let you know I got a little sneak peak at the final debate pairings for today.
#24
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 25
Okay, so we should meet early and go over strategy, make sure you bought enough Kleenex.
#25
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 26
I mean, why not just line the hallways with self esteem counselors right now.
#26
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 27
- He did? - Yes.
#27
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 28
Tonight I have a date with Jamie – a Princeton man.
#28
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 29
Think about it – have you ever seen a wrinkled cow? No, not once.
#29
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 30
Kirk here is about to tell us the difference between cows and humans.
#30
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 31
A complete line of creams, balms, toning lotions, and cleansing liquids.
#31
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 32
but, I’m sorry – don’t cows eat grass?
#32
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 33
- Mom, I have a group of... - It’s Thursday.
#33
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 34
We’re home, and yet there’s no call, no message, no card.
#34
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 35
Lorelai, everyone knows that you are supposed to call people as soon as they have arrived home.
#35
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 36
You’ll see me but Rory doesn’t get back ‘til Saturday.
#36
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 37
- Why? - We wanted him to come with you and Rory tomorrow,
#37
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- No, I just like what I have. - I like a man who settles.
#39
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 40
For example, I can instantly deduce that when someone hears the name Paris
#40
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 41
- I’ll be fine. I’ll see you Friday. - See you Friday. I love you.
#41
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 42
- Why don’t you just let him pick out the restaurant? - What if he doesn’t have a Zagat?
#42
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 43
I’m covered in hives, I’ve showered four times, and for what?
#43
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 44
Close. Jamie likes you and he asked you out because he likes you. Now look up.
#44
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 45
for them all of the time, and then they get sidetracked from their goals.
#45
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 46
You’ll know, okay? You just have to let it happen.
#46
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 47
- But not so compatible that they’re boring. - Someone who’s compatible but not compatible.
#47
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 48
Look, just have a good time, you’ll figure it out.
#48
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 49
If he comes in here and sees you, he won’t wanna date me anymore.
#49
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 50
Okay, but when you get home, you need to get a new therapist
#50