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Season 2  "Eggs"  2x9

Aired 12 years ago - Nov 27, 2012

When Jess learns that a friend is pregnant, both she and Cece panic that time is running out for them to have children. Meanwhile, Schmidt seeks advice on how to please Emma, and Nick and Winston visit the zoo to find inspiration for Nick's zombie-themed novel.

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Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 1
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together with my third-period Shakespeare...
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and interpret the scene in your own individual manner.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 4
should highlight the themes you see in the scene.
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and I'm sure whatever you two are talking about here...
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 7
It'll be a lot scarier once she gets a megaphone in her hands.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 8
and put it back together in the science building hallway.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 9
It's very On the Town.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 10
That's right. Wow, you don't hear the word 'wedlock' much anymore.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 11
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 12
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She's still mulling over the screen tests. We'll find out tomorrow.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 14
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Hello, Mrs. Kim. This is Rory. May I please speak with Lane?
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 17
Tomorrow we look into private school.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 18
Okay, I'm gone.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 19
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 20
I told you, correct change. Go in for that dollar-bill nonsense...
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 21
Okay. Are you trying to gross me out so I can't eat my burrito?
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 22
- Such perception. - And in one so young and beautiful.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 23
Unless you're firmly into the coin thing. Then I know a good Automat.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 24
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 25
- Hi. I'm Rory. - Brad. From third-period Shakespeare.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 26
Besides, we have the death scene. It's classic. It's famous. Who are you?
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 27
and if you plan on missing rehearsal, you'd better bring a coroner's note.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 28
Fine. You have four other acts to choose from. Take your pick.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 29
Yes, we have great need. You can be our Romeo.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 30
Someone's letting her personal feelings interfere with her leadership.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 31
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 32
Wrong. Juliet's supposed to be chaste.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 33
I did some location scouting this morning, and I think the courtyard...
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 34
- Would you die? - Just hand me the plate.
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- whereas this little guy... - Fernando.
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- I guess I can put my change in him. - Thank you.
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- You just made that up. - I did not.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 39
Look at this skirt. I'm not hibernating.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 40
If it'll make you feel any better, I just got asked out the other night.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 41
- No, like a real burrito. - You've stolen his burrito.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 42
Honey, come on, every guy doesn't have to be 'the guy. '
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into a cautionary tale of what happens when children disobey their parents.
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Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 47
- There's a miss-patty. Net? - Have you heard of it?
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- Tristin is in our group. - Yeah, you told me.
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Because if Tristin sees Dean, he'll tell him...

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together with my third-period Shakespeare...
#2
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and interpret the scene in your own individual manner.
#3
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should highlight the themes you see in the scene.
#4
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and I'm sure whatever you two are talking about here...
#6
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 7
It'll be a lot scarier once she gets a megaphone in her hands.
#7
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 8
and put it back together in the science building hallway.
#8
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 9
It's very On the Town.
#9
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 10
That's right. Wow, you don't hear the word 'wedlock' much anymore.
#10
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She's still mulling over the screen tests. We'll find out tomorrow.
#13
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Hello, Mrs. Kim. This is Rory. May I please speak with Lane?
#16
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Tomorrow we look into private school.
#17
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Okay, I'm gone.
#18
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I told you, correct change. Go in for that dollar-bill nonsense...
#20
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Okay. Are you trying to gross me out so I can't eat my burrito?
#21
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- Such perception. - And in one so young and beautiful.
#22
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Unless you're firmly into the coin thing. Then I know a good Automat.
#23
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- Hi. I'm Rory. - Brad. From third-period Shakespeare.
#25
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Besides, we have the death scene. It's classic. It's famous. Who are you?
#26
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and if you plan on missing rehearsal, you'd better bring a coroner's note.
#27
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Fine. You have four other acts to choose from. Take your pick.
#28
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Yes, we have great need. You can be our Romeo.
#29
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Someone's letting her personal feelings interfere with her leadership.
#30
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Wrong. Juliet's supposed to be chaste.
#32
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I did some location scouting this morning, and I think the courtyard...
#33
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- Would you die? - Just hand me the plate.
#34
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- whereas this little guy... - Fernando.
#36
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- I guess I can put my change in him. - Thank you.
#37
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- You just made that up. - I did not.
#38
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Look at this skirt. I'm not hibernating.
#39
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If it'll make you feel any better, I just got asked out the other night.
#40
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- No, like a real burrito. - You've stolen his burrito.
#41
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Honey, come on, every guy doesn't have to be 'the guy. '
#42
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into a cautionary tale of what happens when children disobey their parents.
#44
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- There's a miss-patty. Net? - Have you heard of it?
#47
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- Tristin is in our group. - Yeah, you told me.
#49
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Because if Tristin sees Dean, he'll tell him...
#50