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Season 2  "Fluffer"  2x3

Aired 13 years ago - Oct 02, 2012

Jess and Nick discuss their relationship; Schmidt pretends to be one of Mitt Romney's sons in hope of landing a date with a beautiful Republican.

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Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 1
'We have buried the putrid corpse of liberty. '
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I've got a Nikon, too.
 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 7
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 8
How about lunch and the cost of the film?
 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 9
'cause it's here you'll be going to.
 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 10
- Do you have to be there while they work? - What do you mean?
 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 11
- You think you're ready for me? - I'm always ready for you.
 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 12
- So what are we doing tonight? - I'll do whatever.
 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 13
We could watch Holy Grail on tape again.
 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 14
- No, it's not. It's on the 24th. - That was our old anniversary.
 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 15
- So a double date? With adults? - No, just with Mom and Max.
 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 16
They're well spread apart, the 6th and the 24th.
 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 17
- I've got numerous scars. - I cut you that one, two times...
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- Grow our hair long and stop bathing. - Please don't.
 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 20
- 'if it's the last thing I do. ' - He so jinxed himself with that one.
 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 21
- Let's do some jumping jacks. - Spread out.
 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 22
You're talking through parts we talked through last time.
 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 23
- With longer legs. - Even if we all left for the phone...
 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 24
- Electra Woman? - I think it's time to turn in.
 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 25
This is weird.
 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 26
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 27
- You like Max. - No. Yes, I do, but it's weird.
 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 28
No. Wake up.
 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 29
- nothing will ever be the same again. - I know.
 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 30
- could never possibly have conceived. - Like the giant ants in Them!?
 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 31
I don't remember ever walking around in the buff.
 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 32
I'm gonna call you Funny Bottoms from now on.
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- Can you clear that one off? - Why?
 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 36
Reading three papers all reporting the same news is a terrific use of trees.
 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 37
- This isn't a very financially-oriented town. - Yes, it's more oriented to coffee.
 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 38
- I'll just be a minute. - It's okay, we'll wait.
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Not when it's a matter of dire public safety...
 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 43
Well, it could always be taken out with your bare hands or your teeth.
 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 44
You know, I have to make some calls about this thing before it's too late.
 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 45
- Am I exaggerating? - Nope.
 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 46
I'm not confused. I'm just... What do you mean?
 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 47
- And go with their bits. - Their bits?
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That one I knew.
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- You have much knowledge. - You got that from Rory.
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I've got a Nikon, too.
#6 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 7 #7 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 8
How about lunch and the cost of the film?
#8 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 9
'cause it's here you'll be going to.
#9 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 10
- Do you have to be there while they work? - What do you mean?
#10 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 11
- You think you're ready for me? - I'm always ready for you.
#11 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 12
- So what are we doing tonight? - I'll do whatever.
#12 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 13
We could watch Holy Grail on tape again.
#13 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 14
- No, it's not. It's on the 24th. - That was our old anniversary.
#14 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 15
- So a double date? With adults? - No, just with Mom and Max.
#15 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 16
They're well spread apart, the 6th and the 24th.
#16 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 17
- I've got numerous scars. - I cut you that one, two times...
#17 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 18 #18 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 19
- Grow our hair long and stop bathing. - Please don't.
#19 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 20
- 'if it's the last thing I do. ' - He so jinxed himself with that one.
#20 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 21
- Let's do some jumping jacks. - Spread out.
#21 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 22
You're talking through parts we talked through last time.
#22 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 23
- With longer legs. - Even if we all left for the phone...
#23 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 24
- Electra Woman? - I think it's time to turn in.
#24 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 25
This is weird.
#25 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 26 #26 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 27
- You like Max. - No. Yes, I do, but it's weird.
#27 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 28
No. Wake up.
#28 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 29
- nothing will ever be the same again. - I know.
#29 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 30
- could never possibly have conceived. - Like the giant ants in Them!?
#30 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 31
I don't remember ever walking around in the buff.
#31 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 32
I'm gonna call you Funny Bottoms from now on.
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- Can you clear that one off? - Why?
#35 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 36
Reading three papers all reporting the same news is a terrific use of trees.
#36 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 37
- This isn't a very financially-oriented town. - Yes, it's more oriented to coffee.
#37 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 38
- I'll just be a minute. - It's okay, we'll wait.
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Not when it's a matter of dire public safety...
#42 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 43
Well, it could always be taken out with your bare hands or your teeth.
#43 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 44
You know, I have to make some calls about this thing before it's too late.
#44 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 45
- Am I exaggerating? - Nope.
#45 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 46
I'm not confused. I'm just... What do you mean?
#46 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 47
- And go with their bits. - Their bits?
#47 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 48
That one I knew.
#48 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 49
- You have much knowledge. - You got that from Rory.
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