S2 E2
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Season 2  "Katie"  2x2

Aired 12 years ago - Sep 25, 2012

Jess pretends she's someone else when a handsome stranger mistakes her for his blind date. Meanwhile, a patron at Nick's bar claims to be Nick from the future, and Winston's disapproving mother pays him a visit.

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Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 2
Hey.
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Hey, Nick, I know what I'm gonna do with all my free time.
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Boom. Illegal use of the hands. Boom.
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Hi. Excuse me. Are you Katie?
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I had to put her-im down on the way here.
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I'm a time traveler.
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because you like three feet of bar
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You were wrong about the bar!
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Forty-two.
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One, Marie Antoinette. Two, Cleopatra.
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Do you want me to tell you?
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I have visions of me, Kanye, Beyoncé...
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It wasn't.. It was me having sex.
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- These are my roommates. - Hey.
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Yep. He is. They call him, uh, Cricket.
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No, no, Look at that vert.
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Oh, man.
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- Vintage Katie. - Like an animal you are.
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Well, I hope you don't like him, 'cause you're not coming back
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I've never had two guys into me before.
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For me, it's every time I Jet Ski.
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to juggle men.
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Ooh.
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If anybody asks, you're the ball boy.
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The L.A. Sparks.
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- With a simple... - Mm-hmm.
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"Because once you see my body,
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Oh, you're so hot.
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Like, "Rrr, I'm gonna attack you in the wild."
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- Wait, which one did you want me to give your number to? - Andy.
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to stop cleaning the kitchen so much, Jess.
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Um, when Nick...
#34
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what I was gonna say was, um...
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And it's Sergeant Giddyap Carruthers.
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- In my... face. - Oh, no, um,
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Z is for Zombie?
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Hey, tell her you're sorry.
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Oh, God.
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Why are you... if you're sick,
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- He's so handsome. - Very handsome.
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we are all off the grid.
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It's time.
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Make her an old-fashioned.
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Beep, beep, boop, beep, ba, ba, ba, beep.
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I could grow up to be Jenny McCarthy.
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