S2 E17
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Season 2  "Parking Spot"  2x17

Aired 11 years ago - Feb 19, 2013

When Schmidt discovers a previously unknown, yet highly-coveted parking spot, Jess and the roommates battle it out to see who will get to use it. Meanwhile, Winston has a hard time finding a condom when he gets an impromptu invitation from Daisy.

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Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 2
Nicholas Miller is now a swing vote.
#2
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Direct quote-- Scott Caan.
#3
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Yeah, sure. An invisible shirt.
#4
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How dare you accuse me of that.
#5
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Thank you.
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- a north-south kind of guy. - Put on a condom.
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Mm, I'm gonna take care of this, okay?
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all dressed up in a frosty mug?
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Oh.
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I'm checking my e-mails.
#11
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What... happened here?
#12
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Remember... I mean, it was like a dare, basically.
#13
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I need a condom.
#14
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Uh, look, what about that box of condoms right there, man?
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- Okay, that's it. - Now hear me out.
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I'm sorry.
#17
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Post-kiss Jess does.
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Let me tell you something, Nicholas Miller.
#19
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Okay. Really. It's him.
#20
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and I'm getting confused.
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You're the one making it weird, Nick.
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- Weird, weirder, weird. - Weird, weird.
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I'm not going above six, so don't negotiate with me.
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Mine.
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over a parking spot, Schmidt.
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What is going on?
#31
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I need a rubber.
#33
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Don't you dare come in my house.
#34
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you' gonna get lucky with a a sexy lady like that?
#35
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- This is worse than last time. - Honestly, physically removing you now.
#36
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Okay, I have, like, a stabbing pain, it's--
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When Jessica Day signed that lease,
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That's why I'm wearing a short skirt and wool tights.
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Mm-hmm,
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Reason number two for the no-nail oath--
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Daisy.
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Daisy...!
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It's just different, Nick, it is.
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I would take it back, I regret it.
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that you don't run after her, you become more and more
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Because I'm going to go scare the feral cats away
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You thought I was going to sleep
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