S2 E16
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Season 2  "Table 34"  2x16

Aired 11 years ago - Feb 05, 2013

The gang attends a dating convention, where Cece hopes to find a prospective husband - even as Schmidt hopes to win her back. Meanwhile, Winston's mojo returns, and Jess and Nick get put in a compromising position in front of Dr. Sam.

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Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 1
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just as my mother is finishing her Salt Glow...
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 5
You really think you can avoid Grandma the entire weekend?
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 6
I may even fall asleep on the couch with the TV on.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 7
- I'll see what I can do. - I'd greatly appreciate it.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 8
I just thought since this weekend is all about relaxing...
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 9
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 10
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 11
- What are you guys doing tonight? - It's Friday night.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 12
She wants us to cancel our dates to study.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 13
- is of no interest to anyone? - What are you talking about?
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 14
It's bad enough I wasted time crunching the numbers with him...
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 15
All I had to do was move a decimal point, and none of this would have happened.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 16
If they have ranch dressing in the soap dispensers, this place is great.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 17
Hello. I'm Emily Gilmore. This is my daughter Lorelai.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 18
Yes, I'm going to be Ted Nugent.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 19
Thank you. We're sure we're going to have a wonderful time.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 20
On the way to your house, I called to confirm our schedule and found...
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 21
- Have some cucumber water. - No, that's not gonna do it...
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 22
Yet another reason to continue the fight to keep physical education in schools.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 23
J.D. Salinger seems to dig it.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 24
like 'Rock Star,' 'Evil,' or 'Kafka Was Here. '
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 25
I mean it. From morning till night.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 26
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 27
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 28
Having about 40 other people wear it first is part of the secret.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 29
and minimize the appearance of fine lines.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 30
like it's some badge of honor not to put on your robe like everyone else.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 31
Apparently, you didn't see the matching slippers.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 32
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 33
- Are your feet sweating? - Mom?
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 34
Let's see what's next on our agenda, shall we?
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 35
That might be nice.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 36
but I didn't really think they meant a real mud bath.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 37
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 38
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probably while wearing their robes.
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- I haven't been sighing. ... rolling your eyes, mumbling.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 42
Do you want me to try to get myself another room?
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 43
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No, that's two orders of garlic nan, three samosas, and a Chicken vindaloo.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 45
Forty minutes. Great. Bye.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 46
Tell me you're trying to get along with her.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 47
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 48
- L... - You're doing laundry.
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- Fine, I'll study with you. - You will?
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just as my mother is finishing her Salt Glow...
#4
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 5
You really think you can avoid Grandma the entire weekend?
#5
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 6
I may even fall asleep on the couch with the TV on.
#6
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 7
- I'll see what I can do. - I'd greatly appreciate it.
#7
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 8
I just thought since this weekend is all about relaxing...
#8
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- What are you guys doing tonight? - It's Friday night.
#11
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 12
She wants us to cancel our dates to study.
#12
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 13
- is of no interest to anyone? - What are you talking about?
#13
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 14
It's bad enough I wasted time crunching the numbers with him...
#14
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 15
All I had to do was move a decimal point, and none of this would have happened.
#15
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 16
If they have ranch dressing in the soap dispensers, this place is great.
#16
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 17
Hello. I'm Emily Gilmore. This is my daughter Lorelai.
#17
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 18
Yes, I'm going to be Ted Nugent.
#18
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 19
Thank you. We're sure we're going to have a wonderful time.
#19
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 20
On the way to your house, I called to confirm our schedule and found...
#20
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 21
- Have some cucumber water. - No, that's not gonna do it...
#21
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 22
Yet another reason to continue the fight to keep physical education in schools.
#22
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 23
J.D. Salinger seems to dig it.
#23
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 24
like 'Rock Star,' 'Evil,' or 'Kafka Was Here. '
#24
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I mean it. From morning till night.
#25
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 26
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
#26
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Having about 40 other people wear it first is part of the secret.
#28
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and minimize the appearance of fine lines.
#29
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like it's some badge of honor not to put on your robe like everyone else.
#30
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 31
Apparently, you didn't see the matching slippers.
#31
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- Are your feet sweating? - Mom?
#33
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Let's see what's next on our agenda, shall we?
#34
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That might be nice.
#35
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 36
but I didn't really think they meant a real mud bath.
#36
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probably while wearing their robes.
#40
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- I haven't been sighing. ... rolling your eyes, mumbling.
#41
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 42
Do you want me to try to get myself another room?
#42
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No, that's two orders of garlic nan, three samosas, and a Chicken vindaloo.
#44
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 45
Forty minutes. Great. Bye.
#45
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 46
Tell me you're trying to get along with her.
#46
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- L... - You're doing laundry.
#48
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- Fine, I'll study with you. - You will?
#49
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