S2 E11
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Season 2  "Santa"  2x11

Aired 12 years ago - Dec 11, 2012

When the gang attempts to juggle multiple holiday parties in one night, Jess tries to avoid a remorseful Sam, Nick tries to keep up with a sexually adventurous Angie and Winston panics when he gets a cranberry stuck in his ear.

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Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 1
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 2
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Do you think the porch is falling apart, or do you weigh a ton?
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 5
Tens of thousands of them. Subterranean, drywood, the whole gamut.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 6
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 7
Kirk, that's crazy.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 8
- What do I do, tent the place? - To start with, yes.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 9
- All for the low price of... - I haven't done the exact estimate.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 10
You can just fix part of the house, the part you like.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 11
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 12
- Eleven, twelve, here. - Thanks.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 13
Boys. A Nancy Drew mystery.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 14
- Yeah. Yesterday. - And?
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 15
This morning. I came downstairs, and there they were, sitting on the table.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 16
Could've knocked me over with a feather.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 17
- Thank you. - Those are great scores.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 18
- So, are you? - Am I what?
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 19
Why won't you tell me your score?
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 20
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 21
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 22
And as soon as you're asleep, you won't, either.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 23
their tail things and their pointy tentacles.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 24
You would have to be deaf in one ear not to hear the phone ring 20 or 30 times.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 25
Absolutely. We can raid the fridge, we can make a nice avocado-mango facemask.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 26
I'll put my stuff in the guest room.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 27
- $2,000. - That sucks.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 28
Well, wait, what's that?
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 29
- Interesting. - What's interesting?
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 30
You organized the 'Save the Historic Oak Tree' campaign.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 31
I bet there's a room at the inn you could stay in, part-time at least.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 32
Sometimes I don't stack them properly, and then they fall...
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 33
- Sookie, Jackson's hiding in the closet. - Yes, he is.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 34
Will you be fine there all night? 'Cause we're staying all night.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 35
I have a cousin who owns a Xerox company that specializes...
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 36
- Why? - Because you sound too eager.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 37
Honey, we're making milkshakes. You want to come in and help?
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 38
- Mrs. Kim, hi. I was just... - Out!
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 39
- They move on their own. - See all the furniture in there? Wood.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 40
What's that moving by your foot? I see something moving.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 41
We have to stop talking to people.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 42
I thought it would be interesting to compare...
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 43
- Let me talk to her. - Paris isn't here.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 44
- Why won't you tell me? - Bye, Paris.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 45
I've got computer screens feeling sorry for me.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 46
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 47
Of course they'd say yes. And that yes would be followed by:
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 48
- How? - I don't know yet.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 49
I'm not gonna deal with my parents on this one. No.
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 50
When you resign, you have to put in certain time to get things in order.

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Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 2 #2 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 3 #3 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 4
Do you think the porch is falling apart, or do you weigh a ton?
#4
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 5
Tens of thousands of them. Subterranean, drywood, the whole gamut.
#5
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 6 #6 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 7
Kirk, that's crazy.
#7
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 8
- What do I do, tent the place? - To start with, yes.
#8
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 9
- All for the low price of... - I haven't done the exact estimate.
#9
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 10
You can just fix part of the house, the part you like.
#10
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 11 #11 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 12
- Eleven, twelve, here. - Thanks.
#12
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 13
Boys. A Nancy Drew mystery.
#13
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 14
- Yeah. Yesterday. - And?
#14
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 15
This morning. I came downstairs, and there they were, sitting on the table.
#15
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 16
Could've knocked me over with a feather.
#16
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 17
- Thank you. - Those are great scores.
#17
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 18
- So, are you? - Am I what?
#18
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 19
Why won't you tell me your score?
#19
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And as soon as you're asleep, you won't, either.
#22
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 23
their tail things and their pointy tentacles.
#23
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 24
You would have to be deaf in one ear not to hear the phone ring 20 or 30 times.
#24
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 25
Absolutely. We can raid the fridge, we can make a nice avocado-mango facemask.
#25
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 26
I'll put my stuff in the guest room.
#26
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 27
- $2,000. - That sucks.
#27
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 28
Well, wait, what's that?
#28
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 29
- Interesting. - What's interesting?
#29
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 30
You organized the 'Save the Historic Oak Tree' campaign.
#30
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 31
I bet there's a room at the inn you could stay in, part-time at least.
#31
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 32
Sometimes I don't stack them properly, and then they fall...
#32
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 33
- Sookie, Jackson's hiding in the closet. - Yes, he is.
#33
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 34
Will you be fine there all night? 'Cause we're staying all night.
#34
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 35
I have a cousin who owns a Xerox company that specializes...
#35
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 36
- Why? - Because you sound too eager.
#36
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 37
Honey, we're making milkshakes. You want to come in and help?
#37
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 38
- Mrs. Kim, hi. I was just... - Out!
#38
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 39
- They move on their own. - See all the furniture in there? Wood.
#39
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 40
What's that moving by your foot? I see something moving.
#40
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 41
We have to stop talking to people.
#41
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 42
I thought it would be interesting to compare...
#42
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 43
- Let me talk to her. - Paris isn't here.
#43
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 44
- Why won't you tell me? - Bye, Paris.
#44
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 45
I've got computer screens feeling sorry for me.
#45
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 46 #46 Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 47
Of course they'd say yes. And that yes would be followed by:
#47
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 48
- How? - I don't know yet.
#48
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 49
I'm not gonna deal with my parents on this one. No.
#49
Recap of New Girl Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 50
When you resign, you have to put in certain time to get things in order.
#50