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Season 1  "The 23rd"  1x9

Aired 12 years ago - Dec 13, 2011

The roommates attend Schmidt's holiday office party; Jess frets when she receives an extravagant gift from Paul.

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Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 1
Okay, whatever.
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Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 3
Yes, I brought you a gift.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 4
my very good friend Schmidt,
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 5
ness.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 6
Yeah, okay, um...
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 7
Oh, my God.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 8
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 9
It's funny an-and quirky and, and so sweet.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 10
Thank you.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 11
What, are you in The Temptations tonight?
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 12
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 13
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 14
the one who loves more.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 15
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 16
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 17
Such a weirdo.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 18
Oh, yeah, no, we talked.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 19
We talked about how we might have to drive you
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 20
shut up, you goofball.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 21
just dive into something like this right now.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 22
I should just put it off till later, after the holidays.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 23
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 24
So what's your deal, man?
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 25
No, she's working on that.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 26
It's not good down there.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 27
You know, you don't deserve to be treated like that.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 28
That's your perfume.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 29
the sex is great, it's amazing.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 30
- What has happened to my life? - Hey.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 31
I told him you didn't love him, Jess.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 32
Help me...!
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 33
I'm not here. I'm not even listening.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 34
Nick!
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 35
I am so sorry.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 36
Okay. I love you, Mama. Bye.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 37
- How's that hard? - Nick.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 38
It's over. Santa's dead.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 39
That's because everyone's already here, Schmidt.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 40
I can't believe it took you five years to say that.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 41
Both these machines need toner.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 42
I'll tell you what, you go that way, I'll go that way.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 43
Okay.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 44
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 45
Then why didn't he have a shirt?
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 46
Okay, cool, I'll be him.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 47
Like, whatever you're thinking,
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 48
We're getting Nick to the airport, okay?
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 49
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 50
I'm sorry.

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Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 2 #2 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 3
Yes, I brought you a gift.
#3 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 4
my very good friend Schmidt,
#4 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 5
ness.
#5 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 6
Yeah, okay, um...
#6 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 7
Oh, my God.
#7 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 8 #8 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 9
It's funny an-and quirky and, and so sweet.
#9 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 10
Thank you.
#10 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 11
What, are you in The Temptations tonight?
#11 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 12 #12 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 13 #13 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 14
the one who loves more.
#14 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 15 #15 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 16 #16 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 17
Such a weirdo.
#17 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 18
Oh, yeah, no, we talked.
#18 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 19
We talked about how we might have to drive you
#19 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 20
shut up, you goofball.
#20 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 21
just dive into something like this right now.
#21 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 22
I should just put it off till later, after the holidays.
#22 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 23 #23 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 24
So what's your deal, man?
#24 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 25
No, she's working on that.
#25 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 26
It's not good down there.
#26 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 27
You know, you don't deserve to be treated like that.
#27 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 28
That's your perfume.
#28 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 29
the sex is great, it's amazing.
#29 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 30
- What has happened to my life? - Hey.
#30 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 31
I told him you didn't love him, Jess.
#31 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 32
Help me...!
#32 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 33
I'm not here. I'm not even listening.
#33 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 34
Nick!
#34 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 35
I am so sorry.
#35 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 36
Okay. I love you, Mama. Bye.
#36 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 37
- How's that hard? - Nick.
#37 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 38
It's over. Santa's dead.
#38 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 39
That's because everyone's already here, Schmidt.
#39 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 40
I can't believe it took you five years to say that.
#40 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 41
Both these machines need toner.
#41 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 42
I'll tell you what, you go that way, I'll go that way.
#42 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 43
Okay.
#43 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 44 #44 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 45
Then why didn't he have a shirt?
#45 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 46
Okay, cool, I'll be him.
#46 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 47
Like, whatever you're thinking,
#47 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 48
We're getting Nick to the airport, okay?
#48 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 49 #49 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 50
I'm sorry.
#50