S1 E21
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Season 1  "Kids"  1x21

Aired 12 years ago - Apr 17, 2012

Jess babysits Russell's pre-teen daughter for the weekend and meets his ex-wife. Then, Schmidt and Cece panic when they think she's pregnant. Also, Nick's new girlfriend may be too young and Winston discovers his new boss is a big baby.

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Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 1
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I mean, what can I do if she doesn't let me hit the fifth chakra?
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 3
- I'm gonna be there in just a second. - What about costumes?
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 4
I'm coming with a date...
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 5
That's stupid.
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 6
Oh, hey.
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 7
an opportunity to lie to me, Joe, just trying to be polite.
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 8
Why do you have so many bras?
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 9
Um, hey, I know having your teacher
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 10
- Is sexting cool? - What? No, it's not cool.
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 11
I've been doing some thinking, and
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 12
but, you know, they're not liable if she doesn't.
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 13
I'll ask somebody else, I'll just... yeah,
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 14
I know, that sucked.
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 15
my face on his face.
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 16
with low-brow youth culture.
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 17
It's the freakin' weekend.
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 18
I'm trying to eat less doughnuts.
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 19
He's so hot, I'm going to die.
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 20
Someone rich died, I can smell it.
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 21
I'm going to roll in his dirty clothes.
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 22
What are you doing, Cece?
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 23
Um, look,
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 24
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 25
You pregnant, you pregnant.
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 26
- I'm not into being an uncle. - You're not my brother!
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 27
that I'm never gonna find a girl better than Cece.
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 28
what happened with my friends, right?
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 29
in a rumpled, small-town P.I. kind of way.
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 30
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 31
But I will support you no matter what.
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 32
a Russian nesting doll situation on our hands.
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 33
Yeah, I would love seconds, Jess. That'd be great.
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 34
Oh, thank you. That's so thoughtful.
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 35
I mean, your boobs are gonna be unbelievably enormous.
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 36
little kindergartner who had, like,
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 37
How old are you?
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 38
Whoa! Joe, Joe!
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 39
Michael Strahan makes me feel like an idiot.
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 40
So here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna walk
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 41
That guy's a b-hole. He's a b-hole!
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 42
Sarah's in my room, because she fell in love with you
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 43
We're gonna fix this, 'cause
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 44
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 45
- Winter Olympics. Uh-huh. - No.
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 46
What? This is so entertaining.
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 47
The feeling you have is good. It's just misplaced.
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 48
- No. - We were both sitting next to...
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 49
- Trust me. - Yeah, you don't have to be embarrassed around us.
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 50
They look like little boobs.

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Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 2
I mean, what can I do if she doesn't let me hit the fifth chakra?
#2
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 3
- I'm gonna be there in just a second. - What about costumes?
#3
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 4
I'm coming with a date...
#4
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 5
That's stupid.
#5
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 6
Oh, hey.
#6
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 7
an opportunity to lie to me, Joe, just trying to be polite.
#7
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 8
Why do you have so many bras?
#8
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 9
Um, hey, I know having your teacher
#9
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 10
- Is sexting cool? - What? No, it's not cool.
#10
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 11
I've been doing some thinking, and
#11
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 12
but, you know, they're not liable if she doesn't.
#12
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 13
I'll ask somebody else, I'll just... yeah,
#13
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 14
I know, that sucked.
#14
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 15
my face on his face.
#15
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 16
with low-brow youth culture.
#16
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 17
It's the freakin' weekend.
#17
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 18
I'm trying to eat less doughnuts.
#18
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 19
He's so hot, I'm going to die.
#19
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 20
Someone rich died, I can smell it.
#20
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 21
I'm going to roll in his dirty clothes.
#21
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 22
What are you doing, Cece?
#22
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 23
Um, look,
#23
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 24 #24 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 25
You pregnant, you pregnant.
#25
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- I'm not into being an uncle. - You're not my brother!
#26
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 27
that I'm never gonna find a girl better than Cece.
#27
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 28
what happened with my friends, right?
#28
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in a rumpled, small-town P.I. kind of way.
#29
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But I will support you no matter what.
#31
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 32
a Russian nesting doll situation on our hands.
#32
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 33
Yeah, I would love seconds, Jess. That'd be great.
#33
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 34
Oh, thank you. That's so thoughtful.
#34
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 35
I mean, your boobs are gonna be unbelievably enormous.
#35
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 36
little kindergartner who had, like,
#36
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 37
How old are you?
#37
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 38
Whoa! Joe, Joe!
#38
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 39
Michael Strahan makes me feel like an idiot.
#39
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 40
So here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna walk
#40
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 41
That guy's a b-hole. He's a b-hole!
#41
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 42
Sarah's in my room, because she fell in love with you
#42
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 43
We're gonna fix this, 'cause
#43
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- Winter Olympics. Uh-huh. - No.
#45
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 46
What? This is so entertaining.
#46
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 47
The feeling you have is good. It's just misplaced.
#47
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 48
- No. - We were both sitting next to...
#48
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 49
- Trust me. - Yeah, you don't have to be embarrassed around us.
#49
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 21 (S01E21) - 50
They look like little boobs.
#50