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Season 1  "Fancyman (1)"  1x17

Aired 13 years ago - Mar 20, 2012

A student's wealthy father asks Jess out on a date. Nick tried to buy a new cell phone. Winston and Schmidt get competitive during a game of trivia.

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Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 1
I want her to know fractions before she goes to high school.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 2
I know what she needs.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 3
You know what? I'll raise the money myself.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 4
It's called the spring musical, and it literally brought in $60.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 5
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 6
- Lake Erie? - Yeah, if Lake Michigan didn't exist
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 7
Wow, okay, so let me get this straight:
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 8
That doesn't make you smart.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 9
I would have lasted two seconds
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 10
This is the problem, Jess.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 11
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 12
that I was lying, obviously,
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 13
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 14
Actually, scratch that.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 15
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 16
This is a group call; I'm just talking in my living room,
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 17
Are you driving a lawn mower?
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 18
Yeah, we'll be down in a few minutes.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 19
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 20
so when something broke, we pretended it still worked.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 21
Take mine.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 22
- Do you think it's a superhero? - No.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 23
- Is it an SL? - We the 99%.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 24
You know what he's doing?
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 25
I would never go for that guy.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 26
- Yeah. - Maybe Russell intimidates you.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 27
- American... - ...American monkey in space.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 28
Hate me up.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 29
- Let your counter attach to itself. - I know.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 30
and talk about how annoying Gandhi is.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 31
I'm President Miller! You're all fired!
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 32
but you have to stay strong.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 33
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 34
that you need to change your oil.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 35
live in enormous mansions.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 36
Russell! Russell.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 37
No. Yes. It was on the back of the chair.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 38
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 39
I got this as a gift from the company for Christmas, so...
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 40
it feels really good in my hand.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 41
I just came in here, and it smelled like Shakespeare,
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 42
Don't hang it.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 43
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 44
- Ow! - No, I just pressed some buttons
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 45
going to pull the donation? I would never do that.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 46
Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 47
Hey, Jess, stop.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 48
He likes you, Jess.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 49
poorer and wetter than everybody in there.
 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 50
- All right? - You're not stupid.

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Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 2
I know what she needs.
#2 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 3
You know what? I'll raise the money myself.
#3 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 4
It's called the spring musical, and it literally brought in $60.
#4 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 5 #5 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 6
- Lake Erie? - Yeah, if Lake Michigan didn't exist
#6 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 7
Wow, okay, so let me get this straight:
#7 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 8
That doesn't make you smart.
#8 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 9
I would have lasted two seconds
#9 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 10
This is the problem, Jess.
#10 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 11 #11 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 12
that I was lying, obviously,
#12 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 13 #13 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 14
Actually, scratch that.
#14 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 15 #15 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 16
This is a group call; I'm just talking in my living room,
#16 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 17
Are you driving a lawn mower?
#17 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 18
Yeah, we'll be down in a few minutes.
#18 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 19 #19 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 20
so when something broke, we pretended it still worked.
#20 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 21
Take mine.
#21 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 22
- Do you think it's a superhero? - No.
#22 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 23
- Is it an SL? - We the 99%.
#23 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 24
You know what he's doing?
#24 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 25
I would never go for that guy.
#25 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 26
- Yeah. - Maybe Russell intimidates you.
#26 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 27
- American... - ...American monkey in space.
#27 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 28
Hate me up.
#28 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 29
- Let your counter attach to itself. - I know.
#29 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 30
and talk about how annoying Gandhi is.
#30 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 31
I'm President Miller! You're all fired!
#31 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 32
but you have to stay strong.
#32 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 33 #33 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 34
that you need to change your oil.
#34 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 35
live in enormous mansions.
#35 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 36
Russell! Russell.
#36 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 37
No. Yes. It was on the back of the chair.
#37 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 38 #38 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 39
I got this as a gift from the company for Christmas, so...
#39 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 40
it feels really good in my hand.
#40 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 41
I just came in here, and it smelled like Shakespeare,
#41 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 42
Don't hang it.
#42 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 43 #43 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 44
- Ow! - No, I just pressed some buttons
#44 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 45
going to pull the donation? I would never do that.
#45 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 46 #46 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 47
Hey, Jess, stop.
#47 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 48
He likes you, Jess.
#48 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 49
poorer and wetter than everybody in there.
#49 Recap of New Girl Season 1 Episode 17 (S01E17) - 50
- All right? - You're not stupid.
#50