Vice Principals

The school year comes to a startling end.

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Good morning, sweet baby.

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but they haven't made their choice just yet.

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Yeah. Talk about Lee Russell all night.

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Mr. Gamby, there's... there's a man here to see you.

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He was a man obsessed with showboating.

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- It's a really big deal for them. - ight. Well, who's that one little jackass

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- (MOCKINGLY MUTTERS) "He listens to you." - Ooh.

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Try and move on, try and get him out of your head.

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Think, think. Just think.

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and I'm fucked in my head again. And the only thing

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(SIGHS) Thanks, Neal.

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You crazy fucking bitch. You did it, didn't you?

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Duh! Okay? And now I'm gonna kill you and me.

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- It's beautiful? - Yeah, it's so awesome.

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(CHUCKLES)

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I'm doing it, so see ya.

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- Russell! - Where are you?

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And stop telling me what to do.

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Oh, hey, bro. This tiger will eat your fucking face off.

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- Smile. Big... - Big smiles. This is an exciting day.

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- Please help me remember. - I don't really know what's going on.

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Oh, my God. Well, I just meant

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(SOBBING)

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She just tried to kill me.

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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

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Minimizing loss and injury should be the first goal.

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This is not a drill. There has been an incident.

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and also tried to kill my very dear friend, Lee Russell,

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principal of North Jackson High School,

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(GROWLING)

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- What are we running for? - DAYSHAWN: What?

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I've already defied death once today.

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Russell!

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Shh, shh, shh. Just save your energy. Don't talk, okay?

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Jesus. I'm about to die, motherfucker.

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Do you mind if I shoot you straight right out of the gate?

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I'll feed you to the fucking sharks.

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I will make your ass straight disappear, just vaporize...

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