Vice Principals

When the principal of a high school retires, his two vice principals go to extremes to land the vacant job.

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Uh, I deal with them on a regular basis, all right?

#2

Do you understand me?

#3

I'mma check my email.

#4

- But, um... - "But, um", what?

#5

You know, how... how do these children eat food?

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♪ To never have ♪

#8

No.

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there's a brand new principal in town,

#12

I know you like to think about my dick, but don't.

#13

I know. She's gotta keep the heels down though.

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I'm just impressed.

#16

Hey, Dad.

#17

You're looking at

#18

Come here.

#19 #20

Hope you're having a wonderful evening.

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Yes, this is Principal Neal Gamby.

#23

Good to see ya.

#24

- Hm. - Someone with a lot of experience.

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- Oh! - Fuck you, Russell.

#28

Well, she's gonna run this school into the ground. That's the issue.

#29

Y'all never backed me up before.

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I hate that you're about to see me like this,

#33

God knows it did your mom.

#34

No, they don't.

#35

So how's I.S.S. been treatin' you?

#36

maybe stick a textbook in your mouth and go to fucking town.

#37

- Walkout? Like, leave school? - Yeah.

#38

Matthew Potter's a good kid, and, uh, you were right,

#39

But, uh, I just wanted to let you know that

#40

Sounds like you up to something to me, Mr. Gamby.

#41

Super dope.

#42 #43

Say who hey?

#44 #45

I... I know. I tried.

#46

Yes, Lee. Thank you.

#47

"Dr. Brown only cares about herself.

#48

I can live with people resenting me.

#49

Now, I would like for you to come in two hours earlier every morning.

#50