The Magicians (2015)

Margo.

- But I'm the one with access. - You just said it.

Is this a western-facing window?

He's a botanist.

so maybe it's important we figure out what it is.

babies, ahh!

We're on mission, so no distractions.

Seb, I brought you something.

I could help you.

We could just get out of here.

Ray, what do you make of...

Happy to.

the tree from Seb's tattoo and chop it down?

Okay. How about you, Margo?

You won't be the one to kill Seb, exactly.

We need to seal this room.

That is good to know.

I've managed just fine

You sound strange.

Makes me feel like a maid.

It's just we thought we lost you guys,

Except to say

It's rare, but a few fungus species have been known

Head to the Physical Kids' Cottage to be quarantined now.

but not to consult the "Do Not Admit" list?

so it's in our library.

Good thing I have experience

Penny.

Hmm.

He and Eliot are close because of the losses they share.

You could be a hallucination, or... or a shapeshifter,

At this point, my best advice? Give the fungus what it wants.

- Primula scotica isobelae. - You named it after her?

I'm kind of still waiting.

You keep trying to get me to talk about something

for any remaining victims of the sleeping curse.

Well, if you want the page,

because fungi can typically grow and grow.

which is why you guys should wait

- so not much. - What?

Nobody wants it.

Sadly, yes.

Look, we'll argue, and I'll win later.

Dean Adiyodi?

got switched, so, um,

Right, and...

Look, students are in actual danger,

Jesus. Hi.

Okay, but that really doesn't track.

but the reverse is rarely true.

I could use a goddamn drink.

well, then...

I think you can handle a few whiny students.

Well, very few fairies who knew you are still alive today,

I... uh, yeah.

You need flame to denature the proteins.

"evil forces coming from a distant realm to invade."

We just survived the last one by a hair,

before he tries to disable the security system.

For your own safety, please stay in place

When your people persecuted us

- Ember's balls, Margo. - Get out.

Hey, got most of it, but we still need to...

I mean, Fogg's acting off, too, right?

I don't understand why you're still hoping to reach Fogg.

Just need to get under it at the right point, and...

- Thanks for the heads up. - You're welcome.

How's cinnamon gonna help with the security system?

a sort of terrarium for magical plants.

I always wanted to meet someone from another timeline.

Let's not wait to find out, okay?

If I'm right, this should adjust Circumstances

What are you gonna do with it?

How very appropriate.

You cannot uproot everyone in this timeline

Why not?

Now how 'bout you show us how to lift that lockdown?

Sire, please, please. Thi... this is outrageous.

- What? - I don't.

I have a theory why magic isn't working right.

so you might run into him in Botany Bay.

Yeah, but you'll get it.

I don't think we have enough cooperative power.

tectonic shifts, disrupted weather patterns,

Not a dream.

Time loop?

Fuck all of you.

Like you guys are all saints?

Both: "Permanence."

Yes.

doing upside-down shots in a fur bikini?

clearly we need something a little bit stronger.

my brain is a snake eating its tail,

Okay, "Leaving Las Vegas."

I exorcised it and Q threw it into the Seam.

I didn't go to Fisher Beach.

You've momentarily lessened my existential dread.

Were you listening to that?

Or "Russian Doll"?

Yeah.

This might be it.

Why in God's name would I do that?

when mercifully you decided not to sleep for five days

In red paint?

Oh, that's peachy.

Let's go.

Whales grok time loops.

- Pay attention! - We will explain once.

who caused said apocalypse.

Um...

What if we

I will do my very best.

You know, I have it on good authority

Holy shit.

There'll still be a world, just not as many people.

So...

You? Patella.

just how much She deserves their love,

Only then may you ask Her

But be aware,

Only instead of the globe, the multiverse,

So your contract will be honored and enforced.

well, not that long, but still, it's notable.

It... it's okay, buddy.

- Okay, okay, okay. - No, um...

But moon brain is...

- Get me cocaine. - I am not getting you cocaine.

and I definitely think we can get one.

I need to find a Book Depository that got moved.

Some I don't even know why I'm asking.

I wanna tell you about all my repressed emotions.

Hope you had better luck than we did.

but on the plus, their weekend forecast

Me too.

A hint of lavender and goji berry.

doing weird-rich-guy shit.

Knowing it would bring me closer to Her Lunacy

I went.

You know exactly how bad it's going to get,

until we get to the moon rock room,

It's the most amazing,

Here's the deal.

but I am here.

You know, if we're being honest...

How did you get out?

Sure.

So that means you'll help us?

Any idea where to find a medical manual in here?

We won't cast the spell until your signal.

'Kay?

Josh, I haven't had short-term memory in two days.

And even if we did, we would never admit it.

Okay... okay.

I made a golem, okay?

Anyway, is that it?

Burning through them, though,

Let's just get her back on the throne, huh?

and instant wipe-clean of your criminal record,

Alice, please let me take it.

You are way too smart for me to ascribe

But not right because you also saved my life.

Wow.

Do we even have an appointment?

God, we're fucked.

But unfortunately, I must decline.

so I don't get flayed alive only stuck to the left half

She did a lot of field work in Poland, I guess.

- Tomorrow night? - That's no good.

Anyway, I was at the border when I saw my first Taker.

- Is that Lorian Bumble Wine? - Uh-huh.

So I took his diary up to the top of the mountain

So I don't her want to think...

Death is so simple,

This year we have two competitors of the weaker sex.

- You have an axe. - Fine.

I think I'll take the east view.

Do you think it goes all the way down to the Underworld?

if you just...

Demand that he only love me?

We loved each other for a really, really long time,

Unfortunately at the time...

Okay.

You're a good person...

which it seems like it's a dream...

When this is all over...

It's okay, really.

Eliot!

"or I escaped and forgot to get rid of this letter,

"We spent so much time trying to get you back

Did your pig visitor tell you about the nature

Some of the surges must be lining up

Nobody knows who stole the Book Depository.

[CHUCKLES]

You know, I'm just gonna stop talking.

It's kind of terrifying

Yeah, you know, uh, now's not a good time.

Wanna go back in time, save my friends,

Because he won.

and used the book of Quentin's life

or a project he was working on.

Maybe if we can figure out how, we can fix it

because you remind me of my cousin,

But it seems like if your memory was changed,

Ugh, God, could you ask first?

- There is no Insta on Fillory, Fen... - But...

♪ ♪

My best friend will start dating skeevy guys

- Some of them... - Are inside you.

My God, she listened to the bees.

You think I should let go of our friends' lives?

"about an invasion of creatures

play bass in a J-pop hard metal cover band?

[BOTH GRUNTING]

to keep going.

[TENSE MUSIC]

And if we don't focus on getting you out,

to fight the Dark King and The Takers

who I loved very much...

You're skipping to the beginning of the book.

What?

the answer you wanted.

I don't remember any of it.