Mad Men

In the third-season opener, Salvatore and Don take a business trip out of town. Pete Campbell and Ken Cosgrove worry about the changes at Sterling-Cooper and how the changes will impact them.

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And boil it in hog fat.

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I'm gonna cut his dick off and boil it in hog fat.

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I told you god would give you a child.

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Whose is it?

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After a wish his mother should've lived to see.

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In both of us not sleeping.

#22

She wakes up at night when I drop off.

#23

Oh, believe me, she knows what she wants.

#24

I packed her valise.

#25

The clasp is broken.

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At least you don't look tired.

#31

I want her to come into our home at its best.

#32

Close your eyes.

#33 #34

Because I'm a whale.

#35

You're on a warm, sandy beach...

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Through that cool patch of sand

#38 #39

Lola?

#40 #41

Lola?

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To sleeping where you are.

#43

Lola.

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Are you here to see me?

#45

Thank you, lola.

#46

Concerning the strangest things.

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You know there's something about the way he talks.

#48

I need harold sullivan at lever brothers.

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But it also in some way reminds me of our business.

#51

But it also in some way reminds me of our business.

#52

Who indeed?

#53

We were just talking about you.

#54

Out of its crate!

#55

Isn't there more I can do here?

#56

They need someone they can trust.

#57

How ludicrous.

#58

No, of course, uh, it's just the name.

#59

Are you sure about that?

#60

Charles dickens and what not.

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Wayne.

#63

Okay.

#64 #65

It really isn't.

#66

I really thought I'd made it.

#67

And it's fair.

#68

That your wife was undergoing radiation.

#69

That was decent.

#70 #71

Sorry about that.

#72

We're gonna take that risk.

#73

Burt, control yourself.

#74

I'm serious!

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I don't know anything you don't know.

#78

You're working for them!

#79

Fellow comrades in mediocrity,

#80

You can all go straight to hell!

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Heard he's going in house at nabisco.

#83

The fire incident? What?

#84

I'm at lunch.

#85

Holy crap!

#86

I'm sure it's nothing.

#87

Drop dead you limey vulture!

#88

Son of a bitch!

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So, he would've had a longer walk to mr. Cooper's?

#92

While we're on the topic of decorum,

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The switchboard, I'm not john.

#94

To address the secretaries.

#95

A truck is a laurie and an elevator is a lift.

#96

You are not a secretary.

#97

Good luck everybody!

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I like you.

#103

If given the opportunity.

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I apologize that I haven't been more welcoming socially.

#105

I didn't want to make it awkward with a threesome.

#106

I should have offered my hospitality.

#107

Is-is something wrong?

#108

How cruel of me.

#109

That you're now head of accounts.

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Despite your lack of hospitality.

#111

As is the announcement.

#112

Yes, but, um, shh.

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Could you get my wife on the phone?

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How are you, sweetheart?

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I'm having luncheon

#122

Since I was made "head of accounts."

#123

Oh, my goodness!

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I knew it would happen one day for real.

#125

Just one more minute--

#126

Surprise me. Okay.

#127

Oh, peter...

#128

I don't even know if I'm getting a raise.

#129

You see, one doesn't need money to be fulfilled.

#130

Bye.

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If that's your news,

#134

Into that good night.

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Where that leaves you.

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We're making you head of accounts.

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Thanks a lot!

#138

There are many details to come.

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I wouldn't be much of a financial officer

#140

It's 21, but we'll reevaluate this year.

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Ken, this is not for broadcast.

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Can you believe this?

#146

That's not a bottle that's his date.

#147

I just pawned my typewriter

#148

Into friendship.

#149

And what about you, mr. Hoffstat?

#150

You're william hoffstat.

#151

Uh, mr. Fleishman.

#152

Are you headed to baltimore or d.C.?

#153

We're heading to hausner's for dinner.

#154

Lorelei has made some inroads with the maitre d'.

#155

The belvedere.

#156

Well, this is too much-- us, too!

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Hoffstat-- my brother-in-law.

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But he never tires of putting his name

#160

I've flown a few times...

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Really?

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Hello, kenny.

#163

I heard burt peterson's still at the bar.

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It had to happen, I guess.

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It's a tough job.

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I appreciate that.

#171

That's true.

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Listen, I just wanna say that through all of this

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That I can do this job.

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I guess it's because I think you can.

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And we had this huge bag of fritos.

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So at some point, my friend stops eating

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And I ate all of them and I got so...

#179

It was quite unladylike.

#180

Too much of a good thing-- it happens.

#181

It sounds sexy.

#182

How deep did you have to dig to come up with that?

#183

No, it's okay, uh, I don't usually tell people

#184

I didn't mean to insult your profession.

#185

Don't sweat it.

#186

Are there?

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You can't guarantee that.

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I also read them.

#193

And they don't really keep receipts.

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No, we're accountants.

#195

Isn't the service exquisite?

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But it's my job to be outta town.

#197

I don't know, I... are you a pilot?

#198

Somewhere I've already been.

#199

How 'bout a night cap?

#200

You're face is red.

#201

Order for us!

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We're the only one's without a uniform.

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Sam.

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Let me see if it's different than my floor.

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I don't know.

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I'm engaged.

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On the other hand, you might be my last chance.

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You get plenty of chances.

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It's my birthday.

#224

Really?

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That's not gonna help.

#227

Oh, happy birthday.

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My air conditioner does not work.

#235

Take your hand out.

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Remember him?

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Go on.

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I'm gonna take off my shoes.

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Not yet.

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Do you like?

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Everyone's always asking me if I was a model...

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Just a minute.

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Oh, god!

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Let's go!

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Come on!

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Everything's okay, folks.

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Morning. Morning.

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I don't ride the subway.

#281

I think lola takes a horse and buggy.

#282

I don't wanna sit in my office

#283

Peggy, brides are very self-conscious.

#284

Don't call him that. All the time?

#285

He's repellent.

#286

Oh, god, I'm so glad

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There's nothing I can do.

#288

Oh, thank you.

#289

Excuse me?

#290

What are you talking about?

#291

Whatever the circumstance is it's nice to see you.

#292

You're on our mind.

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I don't know how but I left my plane ticket

#295

Words, pictures.

#296

Do you have a family?

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Well, howard is my son.

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You're not gonna say anything?

#300

What was it about our work?

#301

Had london fog stitched on the inside pocket.

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Because a business has to get bigger every year...

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That's not me-- that's balzac.

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I've been investigating umbrellas, bags, hats--

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There are companies that all they do is make hats.

#307

That sounds like it's existed forever

#308

There will be fat years

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That's true.

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Cartwright double-sided aluminum,

#313

General foods europe, kodak, lever brothers,

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Rio de janerio-- which is dormant.

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And now for mr. Campbell.

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Bethlehem steel, con-ed, gillette, gordon's,

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P&G, pampers, playtex, samsonite,

#318

Why does he have utz?

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And you figure out what happened with utz.

#320

Is spent in the television department but no-- we did.

#321

What are these others for?

#322

You're each taking half the company.

#323

Could be easier that way.

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Can you believe this?

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I mean, I feel badly about burt peterson.

#327

But you greased up the shoot and shoved him down it.

#328

Why wouldn't I want this?

#329

They want us to hate each other.

#330

Very-very nice.

#331

And we should run together holding hands.

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We should be back in the office by three.

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London fog.

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It's a subway car...

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There's a girl with her back to us.

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Her legs are bare.

#343

Limit your exposure.

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That's it?

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For when visitors come.

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To be occupying it in the meantime.

#351

My position?

#352

But you will have someone to attend to your typing

#353

I will have a lineup.

#354

Oh. It just lives there.

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"peter campbell, the buck stops here."

#359

What's the matter?

#360

Oh, I'm so sorry.

#361

Read off a list of names.

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I know you won't like hearing this

#364

You're an ambitious man and an ambitious man

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Why can't I get anything good all at once?

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You can do whatever you want

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I know what they want, trudy.

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I can't live with this.

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But you'll try.

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So, how was everything in baltimore?

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Go on.

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I don't know, a little excited...

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The girl's gone.

#378

Sent them from greece.

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Help yourself.

#380

Is cooper playing god or darwin?

#381

What'd lane read about it in some management book?

#382

When he told me about it, I thought he was joking.

#383

But they don't always get our inflection.

#384

Come in.

#385

Oh...

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I just wanted to let you both know

#387

How honored I am with this promotion.

#388

Hello.

#389

But I can tell you myself.

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That wants to do a small campaign for...

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I don't know, something about penn station.

#392

Is there any brandy?

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We still had a real yankee.

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I don't care what they say...

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We'll have everything.

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I thought it was necessary that we have a place

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Of course, it would make sense

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We just fired one-third of their workforce.

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It's unseemly to go through their pockets, as well.

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