Aired 7 years ago - May 22, 2017
Jane struggles to find the right words for Rogelio and Xo’s ceremony, when she learns about a mysterious letter that Michael wrote before their wedding. Rogelio and Xo are excited for their big day, but Rogelio gets some shocking news that could put
things on hold. Once again Rafael is upset with Luisa and asks her to leave, but Luisa has a plan of her own. Meanwhile, Petra is skeptical about Jane’s feelings for Rafael which leads her to make a rash decision.
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- Excellent!
- You're on fire!
why they're marrying,
why they're meant to be.
- You're an easy cry.
- (grunts)
He showed it to me.
The most important wedding
- (door opens)
- PETRA: Am I interrupting something?
Love you. Bye.
So, what do you think?
Now, shimmy! Shimmy!
No, it's perfect.
You don't have to keep thanking me.
I'm giving things a try with Rafael.
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My priest gave me homework.
And, Raf, I'm gonna be there for you,
Eileen!
I told you you could trust me.
You were dating the woman
that killed our father
Maybe I can give them
some of the gummy worms
I actually used to live
here with my husband,
If you think I'm gonna name my
daughter after the planet's...
No one has a bigger heart,
(cell phone chimes)
Your car.
I mean, oh, no, the bus.
- I know.
- (sighs): Oh.
how public transportation works.
(thunder rumbling)
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because they were deemed a fire hazard,
we are gathered here today to witness
they chose each other.
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
I was watching you all night long.
You're going to say
you're just best friends,
Yeah, maybe you were right.
I just broke things off
Well, that's crazy.
What?
Maybe he's your destiny.
Wait. Wait, you told him?
with the tenant from before them,
was just a series of detours
bringing us back to each other,
- What? I...
- Stop lying!
I told you to leave.
Aired 7 years ago - May 15, 2017
Jane and Fabian are not on the same page when it comes to their relationship, which makes it hard for Jane to ask him for a favor. Petra and Rafael both turn to Jane for advice, but Jane is determined not to get involved. Meanwhile, Jane volunteers to help Xo and Rogelio, but might have bitten off more than she can chew.
I'm wearing a crown.
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and it is murder on my skin.
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- So, I should really go.
It's a little selfish
to not let someone know
Well, I'm trying to decide.
It's not like I'm not trying to.
This is the one time I actually want it.
Well, I don't agree.
never agree.
I have time. Plus, you already
know the vendors you want
Just tell the doctor I'll be 15 late.
I know. I got your message.
But it's... it's hard.
It's short notice and it turns
out white horses are really
according to your mom's bridal magazine,
we're doomed.
I mean, it just...
What, why are you staring at me?
Jane?
I am in the market to
rent some white horses
It's not every day that
my parents get married.
You are too young to get lines.
Yeah. I got it.
I'm saying that what
we have now is good.
Jane. I'll be there at 2:00.
Well, that's your opinion.
And, action.
So let's just say,
it's gonna take me a while
Uh-oh. Apparently, Fabian's
I just... I wanted you to know
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Oh, I do blame you. I
blame you completely.
That's lunch.
I'm sorry about the way
that I handled things.
boxing training with
Dennis really paid off.
We're still family and
you still have to tell me.
Let's hug.
You did so great!
You think I like babysitting?
Rogelio, we need you.
Yeah, but it's... it's your night.
jealous of what they
would have as a family.
Okay, fine!
feel so lucky that I gave
birth to my best friend.
What the hell. I'm in!
- Huh.
- But, Rogelio, what about work?
I was afraid of what
would happen if you did.
No. I was wrong.
Aired 7 years ago - May 08, 2017
Jane has to learn how to handle her new love life, especially when the guy she is dating introduces her to his grandmother. Petra learns some interesting information about Chuck. Xo and Rogelio are eager to share their news with Jane, but want to
try to take her feelings into consideration. Meanwhile, when Mateo starts asking questions, Jane and Rafael are forced to sit down with him and explain how their family came to be.
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What?!
just as one would expect
from a very busy man. Mm-hmm.
Oh, yeah,
This is your big Sex
and the City moment.
Hey, Xo. Congrats on your engagement.
Well, if you want something similar...
Really?
I'm so very serious.
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- I want my mommy!
And, as a mother, you know, duty calls.
It means not real, or natural. Why?
usually Mommy and Daddy
It's fine. I grew up with less.
Forget the phone and get out of there!
And I know, you are with Chuck...
But I don't know...
What's with the gun?
so the police can get there!
- 'Cause I was nervous.
- Because you're J.P.
and telling them that
they're having his baby.
I'm getting to that.
You can't go around giving
your friends special hugs.
- What do you think?
- Ooh, I love!
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You've only dodged the bullet
if the bullet is small.
No. I don't. At all.
You guys are getting
married in the courthouse?
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We'll do it together.
LATIN LOVER Oh, buddy.
And-and who does that for someone
tonight, Daddy and I want to
tell you a very special story
Like, you know when we
tell you to pay attention?
Stay until I'm really asleep.
I'll do a fade-out on my Instagram.
How about you do a little couch
jump and we can get a picture?
And my abuela!
You're exactly the kind of girl
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We didn't think you'd want
another big Rogeliwedding
And I get that now.
But now I know that, between you and me,
there's nothing serious.
There is absolutely nothing
to feel guilty about.
Aired 7 years ago - May 01, 2017
Jane is ready for some casual dating and is pleasantly surprised when her date actually helps her fix things with Lina. Petra follows a lead with the help of Chuck that could help her sister’s case. Rafael takes Jane’s advice and tries to come clean
with Petra. Rogelio is angry with Xo when she blows him off, but is shocked when he learns the reason why. Meanwhile, Alba is appalled by a comment a customer makes in the gift shop and decides to take a political stance.
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So you better fix this,
or I will tell everyone
And that's when you found me.
Please, beautiful sister,
you have to fix this.
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Why?
Got it. That's so cool.
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and she's my very best friend.
I haven't seen him in years.
Some of you might find this surprising.
Also known as drugging her.
I just need them to stop
focusing on my sister.
that my sister convinced me...
And I love you now.
You should learn how to speak English.
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so you don't have to pick.
Let's get out of here, Jane.
Well, here, l-let me show you.
I have a tush to wipe anyway.
Aw.
has been right in front
of me this whole time.
Because it took her a
long time to get over you.
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Hey! Turn that off.
Okay, I hope you're excited,
Got it.
This J.P. could be our answer.
Mmm. That's so good.
Danny, let's let
Oh, uh, Fabian. And we're dating.
And you said...
I'd waited so long for my
life to click together,
get the P.I. to head out now.
Wait, why isn't he a real option?
And I like happy for you.
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because this country
was founded by people
That is stinky.
âChuck and Iâ? Ouch.
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will you marry me?
Aired 7 years ago - Apr 24, 2017
Jane is finally a published author but she’s reluctant to talk about her past to help sell her book. Rogelio is intimidated by his new younger male co-star and begins to wonder if the newbie is trying to sabotage him. Luisa and her girlfriend Eileen
are back in town to visit Rafael, but Rafael isn’t taking any chances when it comes to safety. Meanwhile, Petra must convince Anezka to come back to Miami to answer some questions the police have for her.
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So, just casual sex?
JANE: No kidding.
I'll talk to you later.
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DIRECTOR: And cut!
Did I step in something?
A snapshot to help sell the book.
Fabian is clearly sabotaging me.
she's been making excuses
to come see you all week?
And I forbid it.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah,
I bet you'll handle it, Jane.
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- Is that legal?
- With a subpoena, yes.
with obstructing a police investigation.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah,
I wouldn't brag about that, Dr. Alver.
Yes, because we were
together that whole trip.
In case what?
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oy.
so I don't really want to talk
about any of that publicly.
We'll confer and then get back to you
How are my chances of
getting into that book fair?
I just came to get help from my dad.
Just came by to check on you
I'm not living in the past.
Well, if you chose it...
(shutters continue clicking)
Uh, tell him that I tried to help you?
I have to say,
I'm a little tired of everybody
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Aha... you see? You see that?
about not needing to take
my shirt off anymore?
Well... sort of more from your
well-known writer friends.
Oh...
Just get me into the book fair, okay?
It's worth having a
longer conversation about.
(door closes)
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- now Maria Semple?
(romantic Spanish song playing)
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Is Jane fangirling out
(clears throat)
Come on.
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- I know. Thank you.
- But you can't fool me.
Aired 7 years ago - Mar 20, 2017
Jane feels guilty that she isn’t around for Mateo as much as she would like, so she decides to run for Room Mom against none other than perfect mom, Petra. With the help of Jane and Xo, Alba tries to impress her crush. Rafael tries to be there for
both Jane and Petra. Meanwhile, Rogelio tries to slyly get information from Mateo about Xo and Bruce’s relationship.
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But think about it.
Okay, Mr. Sweetface, good night.
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- representing Rogelio in his
I'm room mom.
Impulse-control issues
and loves attention,
Yeah!
Mr. Sweetface, why-why don't
you go put your pajamas on.
Well, I'm missing half my hair,
Hi there.
Well, I was accounted for
during the time of his death,
I was just...
my court wardrobe choices,
you don't seem that
into planning a wedding.
But... maybe you shake
things up a little.
Do you think your Abuela is happy?
all the grunt work and
yourself all the glory work.
The girls started last week.
- So, serious?
- No.
What behaviors
See? That's worse.
Come on, Ma.
Nothing.
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So I'm abstaining.
I can see my path to victory
about the birthday snack situation...
Yes, of course.
she's in the pockets of Big Rubber.
How'd it go with Mr. Sweetface?
What do you mean?
a meaningful relationship with a kid.
my relationship with Matelio
has filled that void.
They clearly think I'm scary.
who could have handled all of that.
much more qualified to be room mom.
So, what will it be, ladies?
I feel like I have to
tell you something,
affect your relationship with,
uh, Mr. De La Vega?
And now's your chance.
Hit me up with his history.
Well, there are the tears.
And what's with the missing page?
I don't know.
Aired 7 years ago - Feb 27, 2017
When Jane messes up at Mateo’s school, Petra convinces Jane to help with the preschool fundraiser to get in the good graces of the preschool’s director. Jane is excited for her first meeting with her editor, but he’s definitely not what she
expected. Rafael’s girlfriend Abbey suggests moving in together, but Rafael seems a little hesitant and turns to Petra and Jane for advice. Petra is hiding a new relationship, but that’s not the only secret she’s keeping. Rogelio is being sued after quitting his reality show and hires a lawyer to help fix things, but when the lawyer makes things worse he turns to Bruce for help. Meanwhile, Bruce asks Jane and Alba for help in surprising Xo.
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Of course I'm excited to meet my editor.
She just wants to have a talk later.
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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yep.
There's that gender bias.
(overlapping arguing)
Oh... please. No.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
But can you judge an editor
I mean, bam! Getting
Josephine knocked up
Bam!
Remember, more obstacles, Jane.
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- (laughing)
Lopez? Garner?
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field trip. I'm the only parent going,
why don't you go play with
your brother in the playroom?
Okay. Got it. I think
that's all we need.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And speaking of teamwork...
are a fortune, and the point is
Abbey's great.
No, the book.
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CHUCK: And... we're out.
About Rafael, which I
realize is completely
And I probably shouldn't
say this, but...
in an awesome direction.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I swear,
this one is always sneaking up on me.
Have the bussers wash them.
Wash the dishes?
I hate everything I've written.
And I gave it a try.
Well, parents are their
kids' fiercest advocates.
when you've had too
much to drink. So...
But you obviously don't
want to move in with her.
And I-I just want to... (speaks Czech)
- Less psyched.
- I'm sorry.
- Oh. Wow.
- (chuckling): Yeah!
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tell you wanted me to like her.
And I like you, Solano.
when we found Scott's bones...
ROGELIO: You're sorry?
So I'm asking you again.
so I have an important question.
Aired 7 years ago - Feb 20, 2017
When Jane is offered a book deal, she thinks her prayers have been answered and debates quitting her awful publishing job. After suffering from panic attacks, Jane is ready to get to the root of the problem. Rogelio and Xo are working on fixing
their friendship until Xo finds out that Rogelio has been lying to everyone all this time. Petra is running damage control on the Marbella's reputation after a grisly discovery is found on the property. Meanwhile, Rafael is ready to be involved again in the Mirabella and his first order of business is finding the perfect person to manage the hotel lounge.
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He's been promoted to, like,
and security have been
given strict orders
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Me, too. It's about time.
Fine. Just this once.
Oh, no, this is bad.
I know what you're thinking:
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And trust me,
we have more than one.
And it's gonna take a while
for people to forgive you
Let me get that scene from the top.
it comes down to who you are:
a petty, mean-spirited bitch!
she doesn't want one,
but she'll always ask for it later.
and the rest after
the book is published.
Help me!
- Oh, my God. Prison?
- Don't freak out.
âHis conspicuous absence
from the Marbella memorial
Please. I just want to talk to you.
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Wait. I know I was rash.
And, look, I know that you
already made your decision,
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in the smash hit telenovela
Investigando El Peligro!
were telling him to slow down.
But he didn't.
Oh, good. The show
needs some more drama.
Just take the gift and say thank you.
and it made me mad.
I know. I was expecting,
like, a cafe or something.
this crazy famous reality TV star,
In reality...
It just kept him alive a little.
Oh, Fuzzy Bunny is such a creep.
as opposed to someone working
in the publishing industry.
shady, amoral Rafael
I'm going back to telenovelas, Mateo.
Aired 7 years ago - Feb 13, 2017
Jane finds work disappointing at first, but then she hears about a showcase for emerging writers. Meanwhile, Petra rebrands the Marbella; Rogelio's relationship with Xo becomes strained; and Jane and Rafael seek solutions for Mateo's behavioral issues.
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This is supposed to be the
second happiest place on Earth.
Aye, Captain. Now, the
most important part
He's right.
I need to come up with a plan!
Just try to breathe.
You have every reason to be so proud
But his behavior's disrupting class,
But here she is saying it.
- Okay. Uh, we'll see you later.
- Hmm?
What are you doing here?
Yes.
I try to remember to use my words,
On the other hand, overpopulation
Ah, yes. Martial arts.
All right, everyone.
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I've never asked you for... anything,
but, uh, the ratings keep rising.
Jackson's having
Stop. It's embarrassing enough, okay?
found your invitation. And her manners.
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Thanks for pushing me to write it.
Altered the blueprints.
So... this might be the
moment to tell you that
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Now, stop crying, and get out there.
another few months
Which Darci didn't take
He acts out,
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eight months ago, right?
but you have been an incredible mother.
Aired 7 years ago - Feb 06, 2017
Jane recreates her first date with Michael in an attempt to relieve their mounting stress. Meanwhile, Rogelio throws a tantrum on the red carpet, and it goes viral; Rafael strives hard set a good example; and Bruce's daughter lands in trouble.
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Oh, come on.
I told you I'll give you a heads up
You know I have to meet my lawyers,
about the plea deal.
Mm-hmm?
on the wrong side of a
James Frey situation.
Kidding.
We used to always have the same cycle.
Slow down, you haven't
even taken a test.
Wait, where's Rogelio?
The De La Vega-Factor Factor.
Look, it's little Michael!
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- a plus, or a lightning bolt?
Ah yes, look who's back.
It's humiliating.
You can't just cut away
And you wouldn't understand
because you just want
Financial stability.
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Aw, looks like Tess and Jane
are actually bonding a little.
You want to be just
like Daddy, don't you?
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I think she's a good kid
who went somewhere safe.
It was awful, the way I yelled...
Where are my pictures?
The plea deal is off the table.
Rafael, you're not going to jail.
or Emilio
And this place is good for your nerves,
right?
We should do the wristbands then,
Wait, I think it's over now.
I'm nervous.
she would swim from island to island
and I know you don't want to hire me,
and that's fine,
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you do.
I have heard so many wonderful
things about you, Rafael.
and whatever else the doctor
recommends to rule out
You'd better.
Aired 7 years ago - Jan 30, 2017
Jane and Michael are both feeling the pressure – Jane with turning in the perfect novel and Michael with passing his upcoming test. Jane and Rafael become concerned over Mateo’s development when they learn that other children his age are more
advanced. Rogelio invites everyone to the last day of filming for his telenovela, but he is not pleased with the ending. After watching Xo and Rogelio’s interaction, Darci begins to question her and Rogelio’s potential relationship. Meanwhile, Rafael is upset when he learns what Petra is up to, but she explains that she is protecting him once again.
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since his feelings... mm, came up.
Mom... _
Huh. Should we check in with Dr. Garcia?
Actually, there's, um, something else
Ah! Petra, darling!
Trust me, I'd know.
You'll recall Jane's novel is
God, it was hard. That's when
my marriage really fell apart.
Although, apparently,
that's suddenly stressful for you, too.
I'm trying to figure out how to relax.
or...
At this moment,
I would love to grab you in my embrace
Can you scooch over?
How are you doing that?
- Afternoon.
- Buenos días.
Ending Tiago in outer space
for the world's loudest printer?
but we've come to the end of our road.
Man, I can't even watch this.
And seafood quartet for the gentleman.
since I paid for the
three-month platinum plan.
Jane? Not so much.
Yes, Mr. Sweetface.
And Michael turned into a puffer fish!
Ooh, I know.
It'll be our first family road trip.
See, I actually really liked
my parents aren't really my parents,
so, you know?
melting Mickey Rourke face, okay?
Look, there's a campsite off that exit.
Well... I can't have any more, either,
Don't get sucked in, Raf!
since I failed every one
of my practice tests.
Oh, come on. Everyone's got baggage.
Worst case.
Wait. I thought he was in the shower.
I love you.
Aired 7 years ago - Jan 23, 2017
Jane finds it difficult to stop meddling in other people’s relationships, especially Xo’s and Rafael’s. Rogelio makes an unorthodox agreement with his matchmaker. Petra goes to great lengths to find out if Rafael is working against her. Michael,
with Jane’s help, makes an important life decision. Meanwhile, Rafael gets some upsetting news that leaves him reeling.
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Well I think you're progenuts!
I'm serious.
If you take some kind of action,
Should we pop by and see
how Auntie Catalina's doing?
I'm taking you to the airport.
so fine, I'll give them back.
God, I wonder if my dad knew.
Manipulating me?
No, no, no. It's, uh...
Nothing. I'm fine.
I-I just... I can't be on board.
And it's important for us both
What do you mean? I've been talking
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And is it over?
Answers from the beyond,
Yeah. Y-You're just
not really a car guy.
He said we'd just keep working on it,
A detective. Okay.
And I'd just be in the way, taking up
Right. Yeah. For my daughter, too.
And I would never put her through this
What's wrong?
So, of course I told Rafael.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: No, Alba.
Should I get him to
postpone? Practice more?
Wow. Methinks thou
dost crack up too much.
(chuckles)
(drumroll plays)
My Love Forecast is
better than eHarmony's...
SCOTT: Let me fix this.
Michael, go.
And you know who goes
down there one day? Uh...
I'm the captain now.
It's awfully dark in here.
(chuckles) like I was...
- It's a gamble.
- Love is a gamble.
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should put the pedal to the meddle.
Uh, no, she didn't.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Dang,
she dropped the "B" word.
and your confidence
quadrant was off the charts.
(sighs) How bad is it?
Aired 7 years ago - Nov 28, 2016
When Alba makes Jane feel guilty for not attending church, Jane decides she wants to bring Mateo against Rafael’s wishes. Rafael unlocks a long lost memory of him and his mother, which could be a clue in the Mutter case. Rogelio hires a matchmaker to help him get over Xo. Meanwhile, Jane’s cousin is starting to wear out her welcome.
How's Michael holding up?
My new chapter's being
critiqued, and I threaded in
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of questions about electricity.
I know it must have been hard
seeing me with someone else.
- Okay. Anything else?
- Bilingual a plus.
for a real relationship, Rogelio.
Uh, I'm not experienced with suspense,
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I take it she wasn't religious.
- So what now?
- We wait to see
- What is?
- I just don't
- Baby asleep?
- Oh, baby isn't here.
Jane did feel a little sad.
You don't seem very good
at keeping things in.
Shh.
How? You're not cleared yet.
Rafael?
Rafael, are you okay?
Wow. You have the
breasts of a Hungarian milkmaid.
Really?
Okay. I just need five more minutes.
Oh, Jane,
I think it's time to start groveling.
If you don't mind my asking,
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you search her office, or what?
We're so excited for the tour.
In modern times,
service to the community
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So sorry. I just so wanted
to meet Mother Constantine.
I always knew this day would come.
Okay.
I think this is the big reveal.
- I still have so many questions.
- Observe Jane
See, I've always gone to mass regularly.
Even nuns experience doubt at times.
And I'm returning the stolen art and
turning myself in to the police.
Mwah. Now leave me alone.
What's wrong? What's going on?
He's a jerk who broke
your heart over and over.
Aired 7 years ago - Nov 21, 2016
When Jane’s cousin unexpectedly shows up at her door, Jane questions her own less than spontaneous life. Xo finds the perfect location for her dance studio, but it happens to be near her ex-boyfriend, Bruce (guest star Ricardo Chavira) Rogelio
realizes his feelings for Xo, but struggles with telling her. Petra is served with a lawsuit and she decides to ask Rafael for help. Meanwhile, Michael is ready to get to work just as they get a break in the Mutter case.
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Aw, looks like Jane is finally
Well traveled and artistic
Hey! So,
your T.A. job back.
In a less huggy mood...
End of next week, I want you out.
- About the crew?
- The crew's naked body
So, what are you saying?
I can't take the part?
That wasn't Petra. That was all Anezka.
so I can't do my usual
hard-core prepping.
I'll let her know you're here.
Oh, yeah.
The publisher basically
threw me out of her office.
Yeah!
After grad school?
Yes.
I'd do a commercial for his fro-yo place
Bruce is the worst!
So funny.
out loud that I was gonna go.
I didn't hear you come in.
In exchange, you can...
I don't know, I really thought
there was a spark between us.
But it's going to take forever.
Oh! Aah!
- How have you been?
- Better before Jane
I just... What if it doesn't work out?
and I saw you. You moved offices?
And I'm gonna make you pay.
Good-bye, Xiomara.
I have to agree. Should we go back
That's her.
- Abuela!
- Mommy?
Extra celery, please.
A person you somehow keep
finding your way back to,
To stick to his initial mission.
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That's exactly what I was afraid of.
♪ Never had much faith in love ♪
♪ For too lo-o-o-ong ♪
We got a cat!
Aired 7 years ago - Nov 14, 2016
Jane convinces Alba to let her read the letters from her estranged sister, but under the condition Jane doesn’t reach out to her family. Rafael is starting to suspect that something is different with Petra. Meanwhile, Michael and Rafael, with the
help of Jane and Rogelio, try to create a civil friendship, but it doesn’t go as smoothly as everyone hoped.
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Yeah.
Things you can't make up.
Somewhat less trustworthy...
Good. Tell him I'm glad.
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Things just felt different.
I can't believe it took
me so long to realize
No, he did.
maybe she saw my name
and told her grandma.
Or mad at you, period.
build up my endurance.
Whoops.
clearly married,
he said to meet in his place,
Mm.
Fassbender did it, it's
a great career move,
Okay, I'll kill her then.
I know who you are.
That's Elsa.
What? What were you talking about?
It should be noted Rogelio felt
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Hey.
but don't you think it's time?
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- Are you okay?
- Oh, come on!
- What the hell is this?
- What's going on?
Of course he was sleeping with her!
Whoa!
I got it. I got it.
No...
Well, if you knew how to change a tire,
you wouldn't be having so much trouble
Hey.
I'm a dick.
Uh, it can wait.
Okay, "guard."
♪ Your future's so unclear now ♪
♪ Jenna Dewan Tatum ♪
- ♪ School... ♪
- ♪ La, la, la, la, la... ♪
Here's the thing... Scott.
You are the most incredible
woman I've ever been with.
Look, I've always wanted to please you.
Aired 7 years ago - Nov 07, 2016
Jane and Michael’s housewarming party in their new home hits a snag when they discover they are being evicted for not paying their rent. Rogelio is still trying to break into American television, but needs some unusual help from Rafael. Xo makes a
new career choice, but Alba and Jane aren’t convinced this is the one for her. Meanwhile, “Petra” shocks Rafael with what she wants to do with her shares of the hotel.
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I'm coming, I'm coming!
And hopefully, at the
end of our meeting...
let's take him down together, baby.
On to other orders of business.
We're phasing out
Yes. Exactly.
_
Listen to stories in that room...
This is our realtor.
Good luck. Tell her I said hi.
than to have a gorgeous man on my arm.
Still no word from the realtor?
_
I get a 401k,
List of demands?
Stop! I'm the wife of a
cop and I will arrest you!
But yes, you caught me,
I bought you the house.
And so what could she say, but...
_
Well, this and the other box, yeah.
Done. And with this new budget we are...
Sure. I'd be happy to.
Well, this time I really... got it.
And then she told me I had 48 hours,
Which brings us here, now,
_
Well, I'm not.
- to make it up to her.
- Or not.
and what happened,
and going over the details,
Well, start your job
hunt somewhere else.
Ma, there's nothing
really exciting in here.
What's wrong?
I'm the one with a stable
government job and a 401K.
Oops, I'm sorry. Did I just ruin one?
a trigger for me.
You were so proud of
me and so into the idea
I'm not 17 anymore.
But it was too late.
to the root of those feelings.
Actually, I really should be turning in.
And we've decided she's going to rehab.
Look at you two, all buddy-buddy.
and lattes, and...
That's perfect for you.
Aired 8 years ago - Oct 31, 2016
Jane continues to work on her thesis and she decides to add Alba’s estranged sister to the narrative, much to Alba’s dismay. In order for Rogelio to have a chance at being an American crossover star he decides to bring the Passions of Santos to
The CW in hopes they will pick it up. Xo thinks about abandoning her dream of being a singer for something more realistic. Meanwhile, Luisa is forced to make a choice between her family or Rose.
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the honeymoon up, but you're gonna need
He's in the "What's in My Bag" section.
I'm-I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
My reputation took a hit.
and your murse.
Ugh, I told you it was ugly
Whoa, wallpaper.
Great. Let's just make
sure we still love it.
I was supposed to get
his money and leave town.
Hey, uh, I was just about to call you,
actually.
I'm just, uh...
at least no one's
thinking about having sex.
A lot can change in six weeks.
so that's that.
I want transcendent.
The routine part was going great.
Twice in one day?
Wanted to take a look for myself.
And there were... a lot of 'em.
against Esteban for the part?!
See you next time, Mateo. God bless.
a big declaration or anything,
but the truth is...
that speak to the both of us.
- Hello.
- So do you think she knows?
I guess she didn't know.
I should be home by lunch. Don't forget
forget about the pills and the
exercises and the schedules,
How can you be so
self-righteous about this?
Well, Mateo's never bitten anyone.
- I told her...
- No, no, stop!
So, the plan was to sip margaritas
N-Not for the abortion.
Because of Jane, Matelio,
Just snapping at people.
My mom, when my parents
were getting divorced, okay?
Well, calmer.
I know. It was. But yesterday afternoon
As long as you don't automatically turn
Instead, comfort the victim.
Oh. Wow, Michael.
to do with walking in
the hallway earlier.
What's going on with you lately?
Why is Scott in your bedroom?
Esteban got the part.
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Aired 8 years ago - Oct 24, 2016
When Rafael finally admits that he is over Jane, their co-parenting style is tested when they argue over what the best preschool is for Mateo. Xo is paranoid about Alba finding out her secret and what it will do to their relationship. Rogelio is
ready to cross over to American TV, especially after he learns his nemesis is making the transition. Meanwhile, “Anezka” is trying to find new dirt on Rafael when she begins an unexpected romance.
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the honeymoon up, but you're gonna need
He's in the "What's in My Bag" section.
I'm-I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
My reputation took a hit.
and your murse.
Ugh, I told you it was ugly
Whoa, wallpaper.
Great. Let's just make
sure we still love it.
I was supposed to get
his money and leave town.
Hey, uh, I was just about to call you,
actually.
I'm just, uh...
at least no one's
thinking about having sex.
A lot can change in six weeks.
so that's that.
I want transcendent.
The routine part was going great.
Twice in one day?
Wanted to take a look for myself.
And there were... a lot of 'em.
against Esteban for the part?!
See you next time, Mateo. God bless.
a big declaration or anything,
but the truth is...
that speak to the both of us.
- Hello.
- So do you think she knows?
I guess she didn't know.
I should be home by lunch. Don't forget
forget about the pills and the
exercises and the schedules,
How can you be so
self-righteous about this?
Well, Mateo's never bitten anyone.
- I told her...
- No, no, stop!
So, the plan was to sip margaritas
N-Not for the abortion.
Because of Jane, Matelio,
Just snapping at people.
My mom, when my parents
were getting divorced, okay?
Well, calmer.
I know. It was. But yesterday afternoon
As long as you don't automatically turn
Instead, comfort the victim.
Oh. Wow, Michael.
to do with walking in
the hallway earlier.
What's going on with you lately?
Why is Scott in your bedroom?
Esteban got the part.
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Aired 8 years ago - Oct 17, 2016
Michael is in critical condition fighting for his life in hospital, as we are given flashbacks to the start of Jane and Michael's romance. Police question Petra (really her twin sister, Anezka) and find her acting suspiciously and Jane and Michael's mom finally learn to get along.
Great, fine, but then don't call it
for whatever happens.
Stay with me please. Stay with me...
because she couldn't
skip ahead to the ending.
The cop wants to see me again tonight.
obsessively crushing
on him for two years.
the journey's worth it, trust me.
Um...
Right now he's in critical condition.
- Either way, here we are.
- (pages turning)
He's familiar with Mr. Cordero's case.
Uh, champagne cork from
the big birthday bash.
But just to keep your options open,
(laughing)
I made it myself.
Yeah. Bye.
You did.
m-maybe we don't have to
do Rafael part of plan.
From ten different cameras.
to our poor, frozen chicken.
♪ ♪
For reals?
and cool off, okay, please?
Weird, right?
But I was wondering if we can go back
The guy that you pulled over.
WOMAN (over P.A. system):
Dr. Davis, telephone, please.
Yeah, me, too.
Sorry... sorry...
- Okay, good.
- That's good.
I think...
(doorbell rings)
That kiss was magic.
but partly because you're
such a great griller.
and I just want to see her.
- So, you can go now.
- No problem
Copy that. Great news.
The nurse told me.
But, alas, this isn't a romance novel.
Yeah, um, I actually wanted
Forget what I say earlier, Mother.