Aired 8 years ago - May 16, 2016
WEDDING BELLS – After moving up the wedding day, Jane and Michael find all their carefully made plans thrown into chaos. To make matters worse, Jane is unhappy with her current graduate thesis, but changing it might put a wrinkle in her big day.
Rafael still has feelings for Jane, but is torn about whether he should speak now or forever hold his peace. Petra has her own family drama when Anezka has a medical emergency and ends up in the hospital. Meanwhile, Rogelio and Xo are finally coming to terms with the state of their relationship until Xo gets surprising news.
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You had your Luisa voice.
Are you okay, is everything okay?
Unless somebody else tells
me that they loved me.
Okay. Well, you know, if that changes,
Like, the actual sacrament of marriage.
Okay.
We've just been under so much pressure.
he will need comfort... from you.
religion, sexual stigma,
their journey to America.
I won't. I won't. I love you.
I told you I had a thing.
Success! They loved it.
Okay. Oh. Okay.
Where is the bride?
I know this is terrible timing,
Ah...
Yes. Will you honor each other
♪ ♪
♪ Tonight's the night ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ Than words could say ♪
♪ Oh, how could I be ♪
How was wedding of Jane?
From when I worked with you for a week.
everything I've ever dreamed.
♪ And I got a couple drinks
that I'm ready to mix ♪
Oh, wow. I need some air.
I want to be with you.
laughing at other's tears!
I thought you said you
didn't want to do this
probably... We should... we sh...
Aired 8 years ago - May 09, 2016
Jane has made big plans to celebrate Mateo's first birthday, but things start to fall apart when she learns there might be an issue with her wedding venue. Rogelio faces a challenge on set that could jeopardize Jane's big day. Jane is excited when
Alba gives her a lead on a book publisher, but soon begins having doubts about her writing. Jane and Petra try to help Rafael figure out his troubles, but they have differing opinions on how to handle the situation. Meanwhile, Michael is convinced that Derek is really in cahoots with Mutter and has a plan to prove it.
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Yuppers. My Full House fan
fiction was voted top ten
Good luck with what? Oh, come on.
And, uh...
MICHAEL: It's a family operation,
it has to be.
DEREK: You've thought
about it long enough.
Hey, anything left on
your list for the party?
and see what my options are.
very special production meeting.
Oh, you're gonna have to ask
someone else about that. I don't...
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
What's next Friday?
Strike! Strike! Strike!
Your wedding is ruined.
to figure something out for the wedding.
Look, I want to believe that
everything will work out okay
If I'm there in 20 minutes,
they can fit me today.
a gift basket would make
me abandon my principles?
Let me walk in your shoes!
- (clown laughing, Mateo crying)
- Oh. Sweetie.
Book 'em. We're in.
Let me update Rafael.
a closed-door meeting. (laughs)
Positioning himself as someone
who can help find a connection
Yeah, and at a million bucks a pop.
And your Abuela says it's just great.
It's like a purse, but in pants form.
So many pockets.
As soon as they take a break,
I am tackling that stegosaurus
Well, they certainly look similar.
but I never knew true
physical exertion until today.
- (bird chirps)
- (gasps)
Fine, Petra, tell me the plan.
But I must say,
it feels good to finally win.
It would seem Petra is
warming to this idea.
Sure. Although you did stay up all night
there's a series of jokes
about how easy it is.
Those are some great poker faces.
You tell me. We had a deal.
Otherwise,
Michael's mom can't come to the wedding.
and, uh, we'll hold off on the strike.
_
I'm just angry at myself.
Why not just listen to their concerns?
I mean, we got him through a whole year.
♪ Who I am... ♪
Oh, and he's wearing
(laughing)
What the heck?
This is my wedding, fly her in.
is something underneath the Fairwick.
Aired 8 years ago - May 02, 2016
Petra hosts a brunch for Mother's Day, altering the Villanueva ladies' usual holiday tradition. Meanwhile, Jane's TA position becomes endangered; Rogelio feels left out of Dina's birthday celebration; and Rafael's half brother lands him in hot water.
_
_
about how I can pay
you to write my essays.
I am clearly 100% against cheating.
JANE: I'm telling you,
Donaldson's my only hope.
tell them we're moving forward.
I got a response from my fake e-mail.
to cover your tables.
Well, my nannies will be
there if he gets fussy.
but holding in my emotions
making a joke.
with a smarter alternative.
Oh, oh... Oh, mm, okay.
No, I didn't hint.
the election... Last handout.
DEREK: And I'm grateful
or I turn you into the Feds
is to put us both in actual danger.
I'm promoting you to personal
bodyguard/technical advisor.
But satisfied.
Yeah, well, I did, too, until
your sister got me fired!
(crying)
Just the, uh, the lunge...
so I can get out by dinner.
He wants me to coach him
through this party, in person.
ROGELIO: My daughter
is a brilliant student.
We're running a little behind.
and then you sing up instead of out.
I don't think we can fully comprehend
Jane? What... what do I mean?
whatever...
That's the point.
Happy and awkward.
Let's start with an easy one.
Rafael?
I screwed up.
ROGELIO: What made Jane a great mother?
MICHAEL: Generous. Thoughtful.
Thanks, Dad.
legitimately sweet.
and I'm just too close to her to see it?
So why are we at the hospital?
So, you don't have to lie
for me anymore, Petra.
Amen.
Yeah, I get that.
Aired 8 years ago - Apr 25, 2016
Jane works extra shifts to make more money, but she misses Mateo. Meanwhile, Jane and Rafael hire a mediator to help them with custody arrangements; Xo gets cast on Rogelio's telenovela; and a newspaper runs a story on Michael's link to Sin Rostro.
- said one source.
- That's ridiculous.
Petra's great depression has lifted.
but, come on,
Thank you.
Trust me, I get it.
Ha, ha, in Rogelio's
show there's this part,
Yeah, okay, that music
is approved, mm-hmm.
Oh, who is there?
might be good for us.
- Oh, come here, buddy.
- Oh.
No.
Oh, oh.
- Xiomara, hi!
- Hi!
The best servers are invisible,
or because she was
stressed out about money,
That's like a fun Saturday.
Actually, sorry, I can't
hear this for the 99th time.
I'm not jealous. I'm pissed.
What-what if I want to
take Mateo to Europe?
You can't go in there
thinking you're gonna be
- No, that'll be all.
- Thank you, Anezka.
That's not your order, is it?
_
Enchanté.
I know I was terrible.
so, to get off a college
wait list, you really want
Of course, you're going to
write the essay for him.
My reputation is ruined,
no one's getting near me.
Yes, you were right.
_
Tell me a little something about you.
come on, it's obvious.
but still, a tip, a tip!
to get him in.
And it's important to you, so...
This... is just casual, Rogelio.
_
What is this complicated history?
Half the time,
You did?
I'm not taking it back.
Aired 8 years ago - Apr 18, 2016
Jane and Xo face the outcome of the bachelorette party. Meanwhile, Michael babysits Mateo; Rafael grows upset when he witnesses Mateo do something for the first time; Rogelio lands in hot water at work; and a troublemaker is after Petra.
what Jane said when I apologized.
And you're not gonna apologize?
- I'm sorry. Uh, you're not a five-year-old.
- a nice chunk of change...
how to pound shots before he can walk.
and see if you looked
at something called
will spill out onto the soundstage.
But trust me,
the story will knock your socks off.
In other relatable telenovela twists,
You think I-I can
Which brings us back here.
- You can stop floating the Marbella.
- And then our views
Uh, good luck with Professor Donaldson.
no problem.
Yeah, he actually is.
I'm trying to sweet-talk
you into something.
My writers have produced
nothing but turds
And I just want to
reiterate that our intention
A few ballistic missiles
can't keep us apart.
Um, you're his father.
to the dress shop.
Many people marry later in life.
I'm sorry. Can I ask you?
_
But, see, you're wrong, Mother.
So is this the one?
no stealing, you understand?
- Don't say it!
- Your advisor.
I can separate you,
- I don't get it. Why did we move?
- Because
Oh.
Are you serious? You sucked!
It's about Jane and Xiomara, obviously.
No. No, I don't deserve food.
- Are you okay? Is everything okay?
- Yes. Yes, yes.
I just think that I
need a little more time.
and I have never missed a deadline
And I want to cut off my hand.
to watch a run-through
_
_
And I would tell you what
they are feeling right now,
Me, too.
Same thing.
Mm-hmm?
Aired 8 years ago - Apr 11, 2016
Jane's bachelorette party doesn't go as she envisioned thanks to input from Xo and Lina. Meanwhile, Rogelio's plans for Michael's bachelor party disrupt Michael's evening with his friends; and Rafael attempts to unearth Derek's true motives.
it's always good to have a backup plan.
loyal.
Oh... thank God!
In a Catholic mass,
you can't recite your own vows,
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Which brings us here, now.
Ah! Oh! No...
But I'm gonna have to talk to the dean.
Where were we?
Hey, strippers were not
technically on your "no" list.
So what do you do?
Yeah!
(whoops)
Looks like Michael decided
to break the law after all.
I must know.
♪ Macho, macho man ♪
Fine.
coming up with a plan is quite difficult
Can you go?
They don't take enough time for themselves.
a stripper named Jane and her twin sister,
Okay, both of you, listen!
very relaxing.
What you think really matters to me.
Sucker.
Ooh!
I guess she left her purse
with our phones in the bar?
She's pulling into the hotel.
♪ Got the fly boys screamin'
"That's Sweet Lady Jane" ♪
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, dear.
(crying): It's not fair!
I know.
It's like a cautionary tale,
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
So, I guess we're back to gushing levels.
So tonight is not
maybe we didn't put the
vows in the program...
for waking them up when I got in last night.
For the first time, he trusts you.
Aired 8 years ago - Mar 28, 2016
A flood hits Jane's home, disrupting her wedding plans with Michael. Meanwhile, Jane and her dad clash over how big a wedding she should have; Rafael objects to Jane moving 45 minutes away with Mateo; and Petra continues to struggle with motherhood.
it's the third doorknob
this week, people!
People are loving Tiago
and my profile's
DEREK:
We've gone over it already.
you do not question him
without his attorney present.
Good luck with the, uh,
and a dirty-ash chimney.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And as much as Jane
hated to admit it,
Like, really
think about it?
I wanted to see
how you were doing.
Hi.
for Mateo to be
close to his father.
They gave me extra
chipotle mayo.
You're the one who said
we all have to make compromises,
is that you guys have only
known each other for a week.
Any silly games?
And my... (clears throat)
for breakfast downstairs.
is part of the fun
of planning a wedding.
but I-I just...
and I'm a little concerned.
Look, Pippa's mom
had postpartum
on this day in
the Year of our Lord 2016.
Come, there are some
people I want you to meet.
that once you met them,
This way is better.
And it did feel
like a sign to Jane,
'cause wherever you are
is home to me.
In Miami?
But why would you want
to have your wedding there
You can't blame yourself
(thunderbolts zapping)
My own daughter put me in jail.
And the doctor asked
for my family history,
Dad?
The Miami Zoo?
And I have to move on.
You know, even though...
we're not.
I mean, honestly,
under an assumed name
because we wouldn't
gonna, you know, play loud music
and pay our rent on time
will spill out
onto the soundstage.
and unconventional and also
Aired 8 years ago - Mar 21, 2016
Rafael and Petra are new parents but Petra is already back to work and appears to be not interested in motherhood. Xo has invited Alba's old flame Pablo to visit. This does not sit well with Alba as she believes Pablo is cursed and will bring bad
luck. Jane is growing concerned that she can't get in touch with her father, Rogelio, who is being held captive by Lola.
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... when we livestream
our murder-suicide.
- Got it. Yes.
- You've heard of it?
JANE: It's gonna be okay.
Mike, we were hoping for a...
Um... I'll see you later.
Well, I guess you could sit in here
- About me?
- No.
(sighs) Hi.
because I love him so much.
_
we'll be famous.
_
Oh. (exhales)
Just don't tell the story to any
other news outlets, all right?
Weren't you copied on the e-mails?
_
That's pretty baseline, right?
Now we go to soft focus
and reveal it's a dream.
Probably that's what JDB responded to.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which
Jane understood, after all.
It's okay. It's fine.
This is Mateo. And I love him,
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And her freakin' advisor.
Oh, um, can I ask you
a question, actually?
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yup. It sure is.
- this isn't a good time.
- No, no, no, please,
_
So...
Let's go.
_
I always wanted to
open my heart and soul
Well, that's not too helpful to me,
- Good night.
- _
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ugh.
Well, it was worth a try.
Did she kill him?
Yeah.
- My dad had an emergency.
- We heard.
one last ditch charm offensive,
but instead, she said...
Oh, yeah, well, you know what?
This, on the other hand, I'm all for.
I've been having a little trouble.
Aired 8 years ago - Mar 07, 2016
Jane and Michael are back together and Jane wishes she had never left Michael in the first place. Rafael appears to have regressed to his playboy ways and Petra is concerned about him. But Petra is not aware that Rafael is helping Michael find
Mutter’s other son, Derek. Rogelio’s new assistant, Paolo, is actually his stalker Lola. Finally, Petra gives birth to the twins.
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This seems like a good time to
catch up on what Rafael has been up to
Don't worry, it took me a while
to figure out the neighborhood.
- No, if you're, if you're worried.
- I'm sure he's fine.
Really?
I was your biggest fan!
I'll stay in contact with them
for you. Give me your passcode.
See?
Heard you got a lead
on our missing person.
She was in Ibiza.
Want me to pick her up?
- Oh, yeah? Old-school?
- Mmm, hard-core old-school.
Let's see how the massage
goes first, okay, honey?
_
I'm gonna confront her,
and I am going to tell her
Which is tricky, because there's
coincidence. There's this case
Oh, Petra, honestly, back off.
So enough with the
self-indulgence and grow up.
- We don't have to do this right now.
- No, it's... it's important.
What? Oh, you know what,
I can't hear you!
- Did you know?
- Yeah, but she just told me it happened.
_
_
And you won't let me
put her mind at ease.
It's fine.
I don't want to be lumped in
with thousands of other stalker fans.
but you have to know how
important you are to me,
Well, this is important.
Something's up with Rafael.
He's been off lately and was totally
wasted today at the Fontainebleau.
- $400 for a boat rental?
- It's worth it.
Would you? I don't want to go alone.
Bless you, Lola... I feel
so much better now.
in the light of the full moon.
- You gave her a massage?
- Did you not hear me? She stole my idea.
Well, it must be the tequila.
to drop your voice another octave.
And never lose eye contact.
No, no, come on, come on.
Step aside, people, she's having a baby!
fire, the works.
The highway's down to one lane.
Let the past go...
What did he look like?
Jane realized her book and Angelique's
weren't actually that similar.
- Just for a minute.
- All right.
- Where's Rafael?
- Uh, he's hurrying.
Elsa.
Aired 8 years ago - Feb 29, 2016
Jane and Michael are back together – almost! Jane attempts to get Rafael and Michael to reconcile, but it doesn’t go well. While Rafael is sulking over losing Jane, he is ignoring Petra and her pregnancy needs. Xo and Rogelio have broken up over the
baby issue, but they are still acting like a couple, something Jane sees as a problem. Rogelio hires a new assistant, Paolo, who appears too good to be true.
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I think it might be a
little too late for that.
Look, as much as I want to
tell you how amazing it was...
Exactly. Like my good
friends Gwynnie and Chris,
Which is... also what I hate about her.
- What's on your list?
- Night nurse interviews, finalizing the nursery plans,
Hey, Scott.
Okay, someone's Good Wife
binge really paid off.
for taking care of me last night.
Raf, I have to talk
to you about Michael.
- He's different.
- And you turned him in. So that makes it okay?
- I have to apologize.
- Yeah.
This is what we got so far.
For the commercial!
I'm scheduling night nurse appointments
It's the snacks that'll tip them off?
I...
She seems like she would be.
- _
- I told my pen pal Lola.
- No, don't you dare.
- Mateo?
For the record, not what
she would have scripted.
Luckily, I'm an actor,
blessed with the ability
I mean, I'm sorry, but it is.
Which your assistant
Paola has identified as
- Pet...
- Oh, dear.
Just move your kiddo around the pool,
Don't be silly. Of course.
_
Ma?
This is not a lecture.
Second-class?
Hola, Jane. Como esta?
One, two, three.
I know, but still, you have to tell him.
Yeah, she did.
I-it's up to him.
this is his stalker situation.
- Anyway, you should walk the carpet.
- Yeah.
You need to go back to rehab.
Well, you chose her over me.
I e-mailed him a long apology,
lots of emojis. I won't be long.
You're Mateo's dad.
I'll be the night nurse,
Jane rejected you in some
way, so now you're here?
Aired 8 years ago - Feb 22, 2016
Jane is considering whether or not to take her relationship with Jonathan to the next level and turns to Xo for advice. Xo and Rogelio have their own relationship issues to work out. Meanwhile, as a favor to Rafael, Jane agrees to help Petra by
throwing her a baby shower. Luisa is in a terrible car accident, but all is not as it seems. Michael comes to a realization he must share with Jane.
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It's not like I've been keeping it a secret.
Rehearsal's up, Rogelio.
This guy, on the other hand,
but for this.
but she just kind of bit my head off.
He's upstairs.
I'm not having a shower.
This is a brand-new Jane.
So you wouldn't take the sabbatical?
Oh, sorry.
Plus he's leaving the country,
so there's no time for me
Please come in.
And I thought she liked to be called "madam"
I'm not Luciana.
I forgot my battery,
and I was at this writer's retreat,
Your oil.
And she's such a martyr.
And then hold the camera up high
Just as an insurance policy, in case.
- Just so you know.
- Mm-hmm.
Oh, Jane.
considering a certain fertility treatment.
I might freeze my eggs.
Of course.
I meant to tell you...
And she knew she couldn't
leave the door open.
_
Who's my perfect boy?
This isn't because of
your screwed-up family,
'Cause I didn't want to give it.
Luisa was drinking.
Don't sugarcoat, Jane.
J... You're-you're crying.
Ro wants to be with me...
A woman in distress really
brings everyone together
This is it... she's coming.
Stand down! Put your hands up!
Escort me out.
Where is she? Where is she?
_
_
_
Because I love being able to choose
Aired 8 years ago - Feb 08, 2016
Jane’s crush on Professor Chavez is popping up in her dreams and she needs to evaluate her feelings towards him. Xo and Jane find Liliana’s engagement ring and think that Rogelio is going to propose. Rogelio IS planning to propose, but with a
different ring, one that gets swallowed accidentally by Mateo! Michael comes to a realization about Rose and Mutter.
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You need a babysitter?
A little more, though.
is now believed to be associated
with two major players
I said, good luck with your advisor.
I have marked
with her stepdaughter, Clara.
âand more so when he moved closer
Seems like a great guy.
And I don't even know if he's open to it.
What?
the night she got engaged.
Yes, he proposed.
Oh, God, it's just... it's so insane.
I mean, I-I'm loving the
forbidden love theme.
You know what, let me get you your own copy
For starters, just stay on point.
Ooh, and I got fired.
I will fix this.
Remember, you are an amazing performer,
Huffing happy face emoji.
We'll see you soon.
If he develops fever, or
a cough, bring him back.
It was just so scary,
he'll tell you to stop
calling him Professor Chavez.
my voice mail last night,
She is so influential.
With Rose Solano.
This is getting embarrassing.
- _
- to get the car door.
deal with it head on.
That's your solution?
_
_
Xiomara, any other night.
♪ Brillará, la estrella fugaz ♪
I don't need her in my life.
♪ Crearon el encanto ♪
Sorry, just nerves, I guess.
and I'm so sorry I yelled at you.
It's been washed and
disinfected a dozen times,
Xiomara Gloriana Villanueva,
I need to get my mind off the ring.
Aired 8 years ago - Feb 01, 2016
In the middle of the night, Jane gets a burst of creative energy and starts her thesis. Unfortunately, Mateo spills orange juice all over her computer causing it to crash and Jane loses all her hard work. When Jane brings her computer to be fixed,
she meets Dax and with the urging of her friend Lina, Jane considers dating again. Rogelio decides to have his mother Liliana become his manager, but soon realizes that was not the best decision. When Rafael comes to after being attacked by his mother now known to be the crime lord Mutter, he goes to Michael and tells him what Mutter is looking for.
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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Wow, she is good.
I-I did.
Yep, he definitely has to leave her.
with a mysterious liquid by his mother.
What-what are you... what are you gonna do?
Regardless of what happens,
When you kissed Michael?
- what happened?
- Not the coolest sitch.
It's been such a traumatic day.
Oh, I look a little different with stubble.
That's because it wasn't a match.
_
_
and set up a date.
I'm Zander. 32, into Vin Diesel movies,
Something a little more... Jane.
Wow! It looks like we're
going on a date, people!
Oh, Mr. Sweetface?
You leave nothing out.
No, no, I'm fine, I'm fine. It's fine.
Okay.
So stop thinking about
your thesis for 24 hours.
I'm not supposed to work at
all for the next 24 hours,
_
Sorry.
Nothing, I told her a little
lip wax would go a long way.
Oh. Nothing.
(Mateo fusses)
- (laughs) No.
- Actually, we're all
Oh, and water.
Well, you can't let the fear of
falling keep you from flying.
real quick, you know? What?
I'm sorry. I got to go
see Rogelio. Apparently,
Mom, this is not working.
♪ ♪
_
But I appreciate the effort.
_
The spark.
If it doesn't...
Nadine really got under his skin.
_
- It was on me, literally.
- ARMSTRONG: What is that?
♪ ♪
Aired 8 years ago - Jan 25, 2016
Jane’s latest parenting obstacle is sleep training Mateo, a struggle that has the Villanueva woman divided on what is the best method. At the same time, she is beginning her new job as a TA and is faced with a class full of basketball players
looking for an easy A. Petra confesses all to Rafael and is determined to put her mother away for good. Rogelio’s mother Liliana comes for a visit and reveals a 40 year old family secret. Meanwhile, Michael discovers the truth about Luisa’s mother and new information about Rafael’s mother. Andrea Navedo and Ivonne Coll also star. Uta Briesewitz directed the episode written by
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(Whispering): Okay.
Where's Grandpa?
Oh, wow. Wow.
Well, I'll just send a series
of irate tweets to the airline.
Self-defense.
I am Jane Villanueva,
Uh, thoughts on how it frames
the marriage plot narrative
how to drop the class first?
_
Well, if Mia was gonna
hide out in an institution,
Liliana: When Manuel was touching me,
Yeah, no, uh...
until he's drowsy but not asleep,
And tonight, team Villanueva
I walked in.
so little Leo knows that
it's going to be okay.
And I was only six years old
the last time I saw my mom.
(Laughing)
See? A lead!
at the end of the day tomorrow.
given my current budget, but...
in an issue that also
featured my very suggestive
Jane needs to stay out of
Mateo's room for five minutes.
And in the final moments,
there she is, stepping in!
Jane Villanueva
_
_
I wrote a paper about this very paper.
When was the last time you ate?
A big gay dinner to show Liliana
Because he promised not to tell anyone
I feel like a fool.
You're not.
Well, you don't know. Right?
It came in just before the Christmas party.
There's the reality of
university politics to consider.
- Oh, my God!
- Shh!
Actually, you would be
doing me a huge favor by...
One basket, you write the paper.
You did the right thing, taking the plea.
Both: Oh.
But then you left the tree topper.
it turned out, exactly what she needed...
Jane?
Mom?
Aired 9 years ago - Dec 14, 2015
Jane and Rafael are still at odds with each other as they are about to celebrate Mateo’s first Christmas. Jane discovers that the scholarship she thought she had been awarded isn’t quite that and now needs to find a way to pay for grad school.
Rogelio has employed an intern and is having trouble trusting him. Petra is struggling with the latest dilemma her mother has gotten them into. Meanwhile, Michael is trying to find Luisa’s mother who he now suspects is not dead and may be involved with Sin Rostro.
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Remember, calm, Jane.
_
Huh, I bet she learned that in prison.
Nah, it's, uh, pretty clichéd actually.
and I'd like to make an
appointment with the dean.
Here you go. Thank you.
Um, there is a nice cash prize
And this is what he actually said.
I was... I was six
Ma, he's gonna tell you the same answer
Let Mateo's first
Christmas season commence.
_
No, not just because it's from Venezuela.
Huh.
Alba got to ask her question already.
I have to make sure that
Mateo's safe, Abuela.
Wow. She's a real piece
of work, your mother.
It's dated two days before
Mia jumped off the bridge.
The what now?
I don't know... Desperate for a friend?
it just brings it back up.
"I feel hurt that he didn't
notice my new haircut."
She was pulled from the water
Well, that's where we could use your help.
I could make this whole thing go away.
and killed my father.
Jane, why do you think lying
Oh, my God.
I know.
That's JD. Stay calm.
Okay, I read all three stories.
And the science fiction
I'm sorry, but you're fired.
I'm a writer, okay?
because of... well, you know...
Oh, crap.
Okay, Petra, what's going on?
_
I did not see that coming.
The thunder was loud and
echoed as she walked.
Aired 9 years ago - Nov 23, 2015
Jane and Rafael interview potential babysitters to help take some of the pressure off everyone, but Jane has specific and lengthy requirements. Jane attends her graduate school’s Christmas party in hopes of finding the perfect writing advisor, but
things don’t go quite as planned. Rogelio is faced with a tough decision about the direction of his life. Petra wants a friendship with Jane, but her mother’s antics once again thwart those efforts. Meanwhile, Michael’s suspicions have turned out to be true and he thinks he has discovered a lead on a possible rival to Sin Rostro.
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Can I help you find something?
- Hi.
- Oh, hey.
Can we stop that?
Enough... enough of this.
What?!
And speaking of bigwigs...
The man hates me.
It should be noted that Jane was armed
So as Don Juan Draper closes
the cigarette account,
You said you worked for Sin
Rostro because she threatened
Seriously?
And there it was... a natural
At some point, they've just got
40 years.
Dad?
And now I am mad at my advisor, again!
totally in your new price range.
Yes. Sorry. I, um...
_
I know a publisher who would love it.
Sorry, I, uh, couldn't hear you.
more sparkly.
Come on, it's not the hat
that makes the cowboy,
I have decided to play it like
I'm suffering from Lyme disease.
- What?!
- That's wonderful, Xiomara!
_
♪ I see her, there
she is, I see her... ♪
All right, what am I looking at?
Look at this. Cash transactions.
I just want to say good-bye to him.
Is this about me sleeping with Luciana?
Oh, no. That's it. I'm done.
- _
- Oh, no, not this sentence again.
It's a Mutter front. Exactly.
_
our #Rogelilove for your
first day of shooting.
You can do this.
My lawyers say when we are done with him,
Turns out you don't actually
need to spend $5,000
_
Aired 9 years ago - Nov 16, 2015
Jane and Rafael begin estate planning for Mateo, but when Jane realizes that Mateo will inherit millions, she worries he will become spoiled. Jane is also finally starting graduate school, but her professor is not sympathetic to her situation.
Rogelio’s famous show is ending, so he decides to create his own show, with Xo’s encouragement. Petra is shocked to learn what she is having and turns to Jane for advice and help in getting her mother out of prison. Meanwhile, after Michael’s issues at work, he has decided to go rogue and is even more determined to catch Sin Rostro.
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I did, didn't I?
_
With Rafael's baby.
- I made an appointment with City Hall.
- No need.
- Uh-huh.
- Good.
I went to an awards show
wearing a look Britney liked.
She's here. Events got a call
about this huge, last-minute
She doesn't want to marry him, it's a play.
Hey there. I'm Robert Torres.
I was 18
Bye, Michael. Let's talk later?
Support the artiste.
She said he cheated.
and waiting for Britney Spears to emerge
It wasn't an accident, it was premeditated,
Britney Spears!
Britney's fans may be stronger in numbers,
Xo! Oh, from, uh, uh, Slushie Palace!
No, don't worry about it.
Yeah. Um, so sorry about my mom.
No.
Listen, I'm really sorry to
bother you with this, but...
_
forget when I saw her playing
Schumann's Marchenbilder.
Very "vary." Not "very, very."
For whatever he's holding over you.
So, listen...
Will today be the day she
escapes Milos for good?
_
Did the shower help?
Come in.
Fine.
What is that?
Look, Rogelio was out of line.
I'm so sorry, Brit.
I'm talking about the
first time you did it.
She said she'd keep Milos
away from Mateo, at least.
Mommy.
Ma, you've made it up to
me a thousand times over.
Oh.
Mateo was hurt...
Aired 9 years ago - Nov 09, 2015
Jane thinks she is finally ready to make a decision about her love life. Alba has taken the proper steps to become a citizen, but Xo’s past might make it more difficult than anyone was expecting. Rogelio learns that his nemesis, Britney Spears, is
at the Marbella Hotel and he is determined to confront her about their past. Michael is so caught up in his ongoing feud with Rafael that he ends up in big trouble at work. Meanwhile, Petra gets an offer from her ex Milos she just can’t refuse.
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I did, didn't I?
_
- _
- I am pregnant.
- Come on!
- Okay.
And Britney was checking in?
Then how'd you and Britney meet?
And she can no longer avoid me.
Excuse me. Lots to get ready.
and she came home one
day... her mom was deported.
He stole this ring that I liked.
Hey, Jane! Rafael's right
upstairs, with Mateo.
that his lawyer's offer was
really just embarrassing.
_
We were happy once.
Dad?
It's about the 2009 Latin Pop Music Awards.
Admit it!
Virtual warfare.
They were cool in the '90s.
you shoplifted from the jewelry store?
Let me talk to Zed, Mr.
Snow, over here. Okay.
because the statute of
limitations is up. Bam!
It's important to note that this
And something tells me she doesn't.
Why would I ever help you?
_
Guns or knives?
Are you serious?
- You're wrong.
- I'm not.
Ah, yes.
_
_
You want a piece of me? You want a
piece of me? You want a piece of me?
So earlier today, when Milos
presented her with a Guarneri,
Actually, yes, there is one thing.
Excuse me, Britney?
all about that.
And I hope that our friendship
Hmm.
I, Milos, promise
What?
_
How ugly it got.
It-it clouded my judgment.
Aired 9 years ago - Nov 02, 2015
As Jane tries to juggle motherhood and school, she forgets to plan Lina’s surprise 25th birthday party leading to friction between the best friends. Rafael tells Jane that he still wants a romantic relationship with her, but she is blindsided when
he asks for joint custody. Petra tries to enlist Michael’s help to keep Jane and Rafael apart. Rogelio’s ex-wife, Luciana, is blackmailing him with secrets from years ago to get her role back on “The Passions of Santos.” Meanwhile, Michael gets a new partner and a possible lead in the Sin Rostro case.
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I know the drill.
on it at school... so, can you help me?
And I just had a baby and I'm not ready.
_
Oh, can you, can you
please just get me an oxy?
_
It's your routine.
I'm fine.
online jodel community
Yeah? You okay with that?
in an unexpected way
Or a carefully crafted,
monetized system of levels
I can handle it.
in meiner Stadt nie wieder blicken Lassen!
Also facing a mountain?
- Yes. Her mother.
- Can we rewind
What's that?
Looking at it right now.
I can't handle this.
- and a hundred bottles of mini shampoo.
- What?
Until he realized...
- No. Yes, I was.
- That's what she said
which I read in the ninth grade.
If there's anything I can
do to better accommodate you
I forgot your birthday, and I tried to plan
Yeah, of course I'll watch him.
Yes. It's very romantic.
_
Anyway, you're gonna
want to read up on Mutter.
Yeah. Yeah, you definitely
made a huge mistake.
Or trying to.
You can kiss whoever you want.
It's that I let her go.
thanks for taking Mateo.
I really am. Lina!
Oh.
- ♪ Please believing, oh, me and the rest of my heathens ♪
- What? What?
And there, on the floor,
Did you sign the non-disclosure agreement?
Hey, Raf, uh, I am here to pick up Mateo.
Yeah, I know. I just mean...
Devil's in the details.
Aired 9 years ago - Oct 26, 2015
When a slot opens up in the graduate program that Jane has been waiting for, she is faced with her first big motherhood dilemma – leaving Mateo sooner than expected. Rafael is still reeling from Petra’s news as he tries to help plan Mateo’s baptism
with Jane. Xo helps Rogelio confront his past even though it makes Xo uncomfortable. Meanwhile, Michael takes some advice from Rogelio about how to handle Jane, but it is easier said than done for him.
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I-I just wanted to talk about
Mateo's godparents. I know you
hoped to establish for Mateo:
at The Passions of Santos,
and it's important,
I drew a really hard line
the last time we talked,
_
- Yeah.
- If his busy crime-fighting schedule permits.
Get it, get it, work, work.
Wait, why is Michael here?
Jane.
Yes, I'm very excited. Thank you.
There's got to be a way to make it work.
Her agent said she's
willing to screen test.
Maybe it's time to clean
out the storage locker.
I wouldn't want it to be distracting
_
There are other students who
would love to take your spot.
"When you left me, I
felt like a tiny kitten
She has no power over you anymore.
That's tricky.
One, I get... an abortion.
Oh, well, I just...
Have her over for Thanksgiving?
It's out of my hands. You know what?
But my best guess would be this name.
There's a lot I want to say to her.
I do, actually, have something to share.
I want to work.
_
_
and of the Holy Spirit.
_
I didn't tell you, because,
- We've got him.
- Mm-hmm.
In that moment, Luisa
realized he had to be working
I do want to go, and-and even
though the timing is tricky,
I was only doing my job.
All right.
Jane, stop, just go look in your room.
I know you must be freaking
out over this news about Petra.
because of you who are.
But I'm glad you said it.
and I will shine brightly
enough for us both.
Aired 9 years ago - Oct 19, 2015
Jane is finally in a rhythm with Mateo, but finds herself out of step with Rafael and Michael and the potential love triangle that is brewing between them. In order to not be sued for missing their Vegas arrangement, Xo and Rogelio must perform on a
cruise ship. Petra and Rafael are suspicious of Lachlan and his recent business proposal, but are soon faced with an even more shocking revelation. Meanwhile, Alba makes a very big decision that will impact her life.
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I think it's time to
pop the new baby bubble.
Yeah, well, you see my face?
- What?
- They said we violated our contract
Okay. So far, so good.
This is my family, okay?
I haven't been thinking like that.
- Yeah, what's going on?
- There's a possibility
_
- Rafael.
- Rappel down a building with...
Noise ordinance says
we can play till 11:00.
She decided to learn the family business,
Wait, who is that?
Thank you.
It's a guy walking to his car.
Well, I was partly there
for the fly-fishing
So, yeah... I'm in.
and you don't have time
for a geological report.
He's the one, right?
_
because, obviously, I'm in a meeting.
Oh, my God, who do you think the father is?
An amp.
Oh, and this is a glider
Like my over-the-hill friend Charo,
♪ No one in-between ♪
in my previous life when
I used to go to clubs,
And he's not afraid to use
his voice to demand change.
- Good morning.
- Morning.
I mean, here, naked in bed with you.
She would've definitely told me
about the chocolate fountain.
What?
And just like that, Rafael realized...
This amp was reported stolen.
BACHELORETTE JANE I'm just so confused.
- okay?
- Well, if we need a security guard, then we'll hire one.
_
and their unique texture
gives the wine its flavor.
how much better you will
be treated due to my fame.
let's go on a date and talk about it?
Let me ask you something.
Aired 9 years ago - Oct 12, 2015
After Jane discovers Mateo’s abduction, chaos ensues, especially when they all learn Sin Rostro is involved and demanding a ransom. Trying to help, Rogelio tweets about Mateo’s kidnapping making the Villanueva family targets of the paparazzi.
Despite everything that has happened, Jane must also focus on motherhood and turns to Xo and Alba for help, leaving Rafael feeling left out. Meanwhile, Petra is conflicted with what to do with Rafael’s remaining sperm sample.
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- Where's Mateo?
- Matelio.
Just, uh, I don't know,
- _
- Where is our son?!
Jane, listen, I need you
to clear out the room.
And that is all I want.
_
No! No friggin' way!
Guys, I got it!
_
See, I wasn't so sure you would do it.
Anyway, let's just
enjoy this moment.
Okay.
Oh, right,
Sounds like a plan. Let's weigh Mateo again
to get back to normal, right?
Last night, after stealing
her ex-husband's sperm,
Uh-oh. Beer goggles.
I'll say this.
Mi amor.
See, when you Google the name
Jane Villanueva, this comes up.
I don't know if it was miraculous.
Which brings us here.
Oh, no, me neither.
I could just kind of use some advice.
Are you actually blaming the banker
You'll recall, we left Petra
If I hadn't retweeted that AMBER Alert...
in an effort to distract the press.
But, baby, you're exhausted.
And... stuff.
_
Oh...
how do you know how you
feel unless you're here?
shattered at this moment,
and Jane had one thought
I didn't want to come out here before,
Just move on.
if all things were even who
he wished he was with.
I swear.
Yes.
So... I think there's something
I just wanted to discuss the fact
For... I don't know.