The League

There is more at stake this year than just the Shiva; Ted's beach house is also up for grabs. Ruxin tries to impress an agent. Jenny has grown attached to the Shiva.

Yeah. Okay, sounds great.

That's the spirit, Taco. Why is anyone pretending this

Okay. Thank you.

to talk about. As a matter of fact, why don't

Oh, God, it's right on the beach.

Wish Foundation so that Josh Cribbs would help your team.

Yes. Thank you.

then I want a sign. Why does everybody feel like

This place is the tits! What the hell is he doing

I'm gonna be banging that bag all weekend, bro.

So looking back, I've been very straightforward with her.

What? I'll be back. Bye.

Of course I'm playing Antonio Gates as tight end.

Yeah, yeah, of course. Yes! Right?

It's not really cheating, Taco.

I am gonna make you work for this win.

What? Hey, hey, hey, no! Relax, okay?

nobody came. Penetration is sex.

Heaven. You're not going.

I don't care. I'm in. I want to do it with you.

Joke's on you. I'm gonna give this beach crabs.

As a matter of fact, we could use somebody with your corporate

I mean, fantasy football's pathetic, and an eight-team

us out, and I swam and I swam. And then another wave came, and

all up in your face. Yeah? Yeah?

yet, you know, you got to save yourself for the playoffs.

Yeah, I got a wife and kid. Kid's not bad.

You were mad at me because I dropped a 40 burger on your

care. Chris Johnson.

Victor Cruz has been injured since week six.

All right, the Shiva Bowl Championship lineup has been

Commissioner, I set my lineup.

group about splitting up the house.

morning. Well, I can tell you right

I like that. Scrolling.

And you perhaps most of all. You do not deserve this.

dignity. Stop whining.

No, no. That's interesting.

of power arbitrarily, I love having people listen to me and

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Huh?

disagreements, and, in the words of Taylor Swift, we will just

Taco finds a new strain of marijuana. Andre tries to control Pete's relationship with one of his patients. Trixie Von Stein's return complicates Russell and Andre's already competitive relationship.

You can't. You're out. Well, I'm not giving up,

I'll just have the chicken piccata, please.

dinner. No, I guess not.

Well, maybe I can help. I'm Tom Condon.

Ruxin. Take a cookie, go.

And he left specific instructions that I be here for

Cribbs! ALL: Cribbs!

they have to make the dead guy jump through hoops?

stipulated that Rafi also be flown out.

Squish, squish, splurt. This is not the sign I was

So looking back, I've been very straightforward with her.

What? I'll be back. Bye.

I would like to offer you my personal advice on your fantasy

All right. (chuckles) I like that.

It's good, right? Oakland, I mean, come on.

dive? I need you to lose on

Part of this is my fault. What?

I'm doing this because I love you, brother.

Oh, no, no, no. I'm a good person.

You don't watch everything up there?

here, man? If you must know, I'm talking

I am gonna miss you. (kisses) Look, I'm diligent, I'm

I will tell you this. Our clients are our most

league, sad. Sad.

She's just out to sea. The sea has taken Shiva.

Somakana-casa. And by the way, Kevin,

Yeah. Yeah! Nope, not that I recall.

yet, you know, you got to save yourself for the playoffs.

Yeah, I got a wife and kid. Kid's not bad.

(gasps) That's how I know you.

gonna get rid of Papa John's, I might stop you, but I don't

looks like. (sighs)

possible, because I love you. Okay, I'm gonna take Victor Cruz

I pressed it, I pressed it, I pressed it.

Hey, babe, did you see these super cute pictures your mom

colluding against me, which means we've officially begun.

We watch him on TV every week. What are you doing here?

stripe on your stupid hat. Hey, I see a finger smudge

You lose your challenge. Send it to New York.

It does matter. The rules of society, my friend.

Oh, sure, everybody says that.

Shiva Bowl Champ! I won! I won!

happened. I wonder what could've

Okay, sorry. Stop it.

do what I say even if I happen to be wrong, and I'll never have

Taco and Andre both want the guys to watch football at their new establishments. Pete tries to hide something he has in common with Andre. Ruxin is disgusted by his co-worker's hygiene habits.

No, I decided to leave downtown and join my brother and his girlfriend in the

I'm, like, how does that happen?

That, and limited the number of add/drops.

Look, you guys want gluten-free and vegan snacks, we got 'em.

better when I don't have them.

I tried that!

I'm working on making it a real thing, okay?

while we're doing it, okay?

a toilet paper dispenser.

I'm telling you, it's that dead-tooth ginger.

You mean like Andre?

He was talking about t-shirts and hats-- I would have had to

So what you see before you are three different types of wine decanters.

to tickle it from the base.

This one seems more appropriate for group parties

Gluten-intolerant.

I must have been mistaken, then.

Ew, squish.

The EBDBBnB is a comfortable, cozy environment where you and

♪ It's a relaxing, charming, down-home kind of place

don't get the HIV ♪

♪ Expand your Eskimo family tree at the EBDBBnB We're not responsible

♪ This BnB is the place to be if the "P" is going in the "V"

Hi, guys.

Uh, there are gonna be tons of people.

No, no, no, it's just, BnBs are usually run by really old

Yeah, egg salad sandwich on pumpernickel.

It's a two-person bathroom.

Oh, yeah, no, no, I get it.

'cause it's so dead.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop, stop.

For a hot dog vendor.

I'm gonna take all this stuff with me, but I'm gonna leave

Lambskin condoms are the best.

Hey, man... what's your ass beating on the damn door like that?

...Yeast Mode!

Okay, well, sometimes I do it myself, but that's because of my

Sunday, that's when I go ahead and go to... No, this is what I'm talking

Wow, I am honored that you guys came here to watch the games.

I am projected to win and I am thrilled.

These are all artisanal breads.

It's good, right?

Yeast mode...!

Gupta, we need ice and lube in 302, please.

Sophia is making her world-famous chorizo, and it is to die for.

Oh, Peter!

sign out, so I'm going to go have sex with them.

Pete is dating a girl who has seizures during sex. Andre starts wearing glasses. Taco's frittata friend teaches Jenny to cook.

Ellie was a little girl, we would order Chinese food, and I

because that's a stupid joke. Oh, I see, uh, ancient

Oh, Jenny, remind me, next week will you make some of your

Every player that I'm pinpointing.

watching the TV, and I'll cycle through all the inputs, okay?

Oh, good. So we are good to go.

By the way, that was a great pickup with Juwan Thompson.

Anyone want a drink? Honestly, I-I couldn't.

good? Someone's mouth on my wiener!

Oh, so this new class is, like, Protect Your Poles?

gun at the dude from The Lake House, and the dude from The

I think I'm... Tall Guy, come at me.

You're taking it too far, Rafi. (groans)

You can't just decide to take a shit.

bringing in their favorite family recipes for the class to

Oh, why don't you get your bag, Ellie.

Someone in your house is using. Honey, let's go get some ice

Great, well, then submit. Lineup locked.

You know, going to Philadelphia.

Okay. I feel like Eddie Lacy's

What the...? (sniffs)

I don't believe you. Your kids are never wearing

Welcome to the kitchen of Ménage à Cinq.

That's healthy. See you guys later.

Oh, yes. Thank you. Thank you, Master Chef.

Taco, what is this guy's deal?

You did? Yeah, very, like...

Yeah. That's Lee Wei Lee, isn't it?

help you guys again. No.

What is that? I've got a broken dick

Andre. Ah ha ha ha!

class and one of those girls, she really caught me with a

Oh, my God, don't ever stop! You're like Superman.

Pete? What?

What are you looking for? No, no, no, no, no!

about the whole clothes in the dryer thing... I'm so sorry.

It's amazing. Everything is cursive.

Is this what I think it is? Oh, my God.

(giggling) Hey, Gail.

hours... and just get lost. He doesn't have to say anything.

three-way situation, here, but I'm not leaving this for this.

Okay, guys, seriously, don't fight over me.

move against me.

Taco takes on the end of Daylight Savings Time. The guys try to help to Lane during a difficult time. Andre and his cat M'Lady are on the rocks.

everything, but you all sound super weird right now and kind

depression, and, uh, Peter and I had a little bit of a tiff.

weird. You seem like you're in the

I'll do Reiki on you and your client. Have you, have you

idea of me driving two hours with your hands hovering over

I appreciate this. What?

You just got G.T.! Garbage time!

You two are just running out the clock together.

But hear me out, okay? Milady likes to relax at the end

When I can't sleep, I fix things in your house.

my Packers tickets knowing he was gonna commit suicide and

you're doing, wondering how we can make you better and

Packers tickets back to Ruxin, because I'm not gonna use them."

You'd think maybe you'd want to focus-group it, show it to a

Okay, visiting time is over. I... I just have to ask: if

Wait, what time does your

in your house to the correct time: 14 hours and 39 minutes

from your time zone. I don't know where he is.

Look, because of you, a career criminal is gonna be back

Oh. Okay. Didn't know we were doing that.

Sure, uh, you know, I read, uh... the first-first couple of

It was dark days for a while, but now...

Did you guys read it? What... I'm dying to hear your

you know? I never met my dad.

a beautiful tube in which colors and shapes danced elegantly."

And so..." Oh. No.

these Green Bay Packer tickets, read the suicide note.

challenge video. Do you remember that?

and I left our pet therapist.

Excuse me for butting in. I'm Gary Lipscombe.

It's impossible. I'll get that right to you.

the time. Yeah, I don't want a watch.

I have a good life! Kevin, tell him I have a great

just took the rest of the day off to kind of get your head

For the good of yourself! And for the good of the company.

if I don't see you again...

create a safe environment. First of all, you don't need

judgment. It's behind your chair.

No, you don't. I do.

Hi, Andre. It's Lane again

Summer-of-'78, Levi-501-style sadness.

You know, who's gonna feed her? Whose gonna take care of her?

...she went nuts. Those are cat scratches?

petty little man! I feel very judged here!

with my sister, what happened on the seventh grade field trip...

Okay, prepare yourselves for this.

Commissioner, how long have you had this video?

Jenny's dad takes the guys camping. Andre and Russell go into business together. Pete's new team name offends Kevin who refuses to say it.

Get out! So, for anyone who wants a

It's probably hard to twist

Now you know what it's like to have a man around the house,

It's for the computer. Oh, that's a ninny thing.

Hold it, hold it. All right. My fifth pick in the

currently worthless Doug Martin?

you take me and Russell out to find a perfect spot for our wine

Which will happen first-- Andre gets laid or wins The Shiva?

You tell them, Jenny Banger. Hey, that is not my name

All right? Whoa, Kevin...

I mean, I would go, but my cat's coming back from the spa

Let's hit it, ladies! Hit what? What do you

college application. Ruxin, what was the toughest

What?

thrifty, brave, clean and reverent.

This is worse than North Korea. The games are tomorrow.

found a huge pile of bear shit. Picked through that, found

boner now. I'm gonna stay right here, I'm

Oh, you want a piece? Yeah.

Yes, because a bar is an investment for the future.

already? Oh, yeah-- Ménage à Cinq.

Okay. Ready to be partners.

No. No, that's a fantasy.

All right, let's go. Please have Wi-Fi.

Get that merit badge, Boy Scout.

Redskins... Oh. I happen to be an American

Fantasy football. No, I think it's typhoid.

a God-given right to say "Redskins."

Yeah, yeah, if you win, you get to do whatever you want with

Run! He pulled a knife!

have talked. Ugh...

We don't have any supplies. We can't go back to

big, fresh pile of shit that I thought I'd second harvest

a very complicated relationship, but I get that 'cause I also

Ménage à Cinq. But even this I can't even be

What? I mean, has he ever asked you

do a trade. He wants me to give him Keenan

This iPad is not throwing heat. You want to survive the cold,

we get out here alive, I'm changing my team name.

were having a lovers' quarrel. Rafi, Bruce is an idiot,

I-I'm gonna go take a walk. Do you want a hot mouthful of

Did I get my merit badge in knot tying?

Oh, shit! Bear! Taco, get your gun.

Taking a picture for my team page.

Get out of here! Kevin!

I'll tell you what that was. That was his inner Brian.

Let's go, come on. Great idea.

Oh, thank God.

Andre rescues a cat. Pete has to choose between a great prank and a great girl. Kevin plays basketball with his priest.

Really? I've recently come into some

of pet grooming company, so... Pet grooming, that's such a

pick up my new business cards. Okeydokey.

Oh, I should ask Penny for help.

No. Oh, my God. No way.

in it when I touch it. Oh, that reminds me, can I shoot

unbelievable prank on Andre. What are you talking about?

cat's actual vagina? I got a good look at it, and it

Yeah. Great. I have built myself a little

That is the Shiva. Then destroy the Shiva.

Yeah, you're right. That's a stupid question.

And you were so nice to set this up for me that I really want to

There's, like, feelings to consider, and...

Maybe? Oh... But it's still funny as balls. Yeah. Super funny, so, you

You want people looking back and saying, "Oh, in 2014, I think

The one with the woman kissing the little kid...

You guys ready? Yup.

Go, go, go! No, you got it, you got it!

Yeah. What? Huh? What? Huh?

You got a problem with that? No... Father.

daycare, so, show some respect. Hey, is Penny gonna be ready

"Depart from me, ye cursed, into the eternal fire that I prepare

Wow! The tiny televangelist is a real bummer.

moral high ground? You, who outsourced your team?

grace, my roster is with thee. Oh, hail Shiva. Oh, hail Shiva.

Oh, hail Shiva. Oh, hail Shiva!

been exposed. So, Pete, the world may find out

He was watching through the window while masturbating.

Ellie? Ellie, come in here. No. No.

I cannot believe this! No! It was like a team

Okay, no more secrets. God.

No. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have yelled at you. It's just, I've had a really

your head, go ahead. Ah, no. You know, let me get

Aah! God... What do you think? Wow, I l... I love it, I wish

Both. But you made all this from scratch? I learned to cook in

Salmon roe. Now, take this in.

Aw! I was thinking about you, too.

Pick him up, go.

My emotions got the best of me.

that is. Father, I am so sorry.

Never.

Oh. I don't know.

It was more like a boo-boo shitty.

close-up. Come, Milady, come, come, Milady-- here he is.

Andre uses Breast Cancer Awareness Month as an excuse to wear pink. Taco starts his own Charity. Kevin has a run in with his doctor.

I won't tell the King of Chardonnay unless you

Who cares? Guys, I just got a date.

Yeah, like Kevin. Hey, I don't have a boyish figure. Whoa, I got a text from

"Pete, stop giving Kevin a hand job underneath the table."

Nobody is not aware of breast cancer.

Mmm. Ooh. Mom, you have to weigh and pay before you eat. Oh, please.

Free yogurt? All month long.

Thank you again so much. I am coming back.

now I think Amy's cool, it doesn't mean I have an Asian

I guess... Got your Carly Simons, your Alanis Morissettes. Hilary Swank, ooh.

That new yogurt place is amazing.

And-and long skirts and high collars with bipolar, you know?

It's called a self-exam because you do it to yourself.

sad when we're burying my testicles in the backyard.

Now, granted, my cock has taken some abuse over the years, with

is going to cure the problem of cancer?

How many times a week you jerk off, Andre?

Taco Corp has started a charitable wing called Taco

But what about the breast? It's been a little forgotten.

all the money. Well, as a charity, I'm not

full relationship with someone non-Asian by Friday, break up

You know, I was thinking. You and I should go out sometime. Yeah.

Get your jacket. I'll see you really soon.

I have no idea. Just want you to know,

Yeah, yeah, that's Mom in the '60s.

titties. Your money's gonna go towards a

You didn't tell me I was supposed to make any.

empty-handed again. No, I... I have... I brought my charm. Can't sell that.

There's actually someone that I would really love for you to meet. Uh, Pam?

No. Like radiation and chemo and removal and... Well, those are helpful, but

That's right, my daughter Cindy's in there, so you can be with her. Thank you.

after the bake sale is over. She is going to be thrilled it

Yeah. I love little buffalos.

Facebook? Yeah, I'm gonna put it on

Yeah, it's real strong.

Ooh, excuse me.

I love the bandanas. I am also a Guns N' Roses fan.

Yeah. Now, the breast has four parts.

Oh, my God. You got to shine them titties up with baking soda and buttermilk.

importance of their breasts. To tell them how special their

Good for you. Good for you. What?

What?! Okay, this is no barren wasteland. This is a beautiful wonderland

distracted, overextended mother, and I didn't want to bake any

You know when you go to a pool at a hotel and you're like, "Oh,

Hey, Amy. You ready for our date tonight?

you're going out with him on Saturday night?

friendship to a whole new level. Me, too. An all-time low.

Massaging? Yes. I will be getting from the back, kind of rubbing up forward.

Easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy!

Kevin and Jenny get a hot tub. Taco shops for a new home. Pete tries to put an end to hand holding.

be an advice slut. I'm not being an advice slut.

There are two kind of people in the world, people who have a hot

worst. That's not where the hand wants to be. I think hand holding is a

here, empty the tank, no heavy lifting at home. Yeah.

know what I mean? I thought about Kevin winning

This is the life. Ugh, don't touch my foot.

Pigs in a blanket! Wow.

Taco, are you using that Mark Cuban check to write notes?

wanted. That was an accident.

Kevin! Babe, you are the only person

Please. Well, now he's-he's in the cave now. He's not coming out.

hands, anyway. It's fine. Then don't do it! No more!

pee hole. Hey, man, maybe the problem

Especially crowded subway rides. Really?

I'll be right back. All right, see you, man.

Did you do that? For three years.

Does your place have a bathroom? Yes.

question. I asked out this girl who works

What are you doing in our house? Did he not talk to you

find, but this is my spot, and my guy, November, he will hook

Oh, it's absolutely because of you.

hot water. I'm not taking her on a hot

Yes? We've got to go thinner.

Jenny, you're all out of wipes, and your indoor outhouse

in a little bit, and we are gonna celebrate a proper

Remember, Dickarus!

Yeah. That's why you're wearing these snazzy pants. Oh-ho, no, no, no.

That is so beautiful. Look at this one. Wow.

Excuse me. Um, let me see what's behind you. I think... Oh, wow.

Kevin? Kevin?

throw it away? You know, I can't find a trashcan. Oh, there's one.

thing. Okay, that is the weirdest intimacy issue I've ever heard of.

I'll think about it. Okay. All right.

I'm about to have my best friend marry my sister.

No, it started with hand sex, and then it turned into mouth

No. Was the offer to get in on it legitimate? No, it was not.

What are you doing? Give the...

No, Brian, no! Why did you do that?!

Come on, guys, I'm late to meet my wife. Yeah, she can wait.

We could take turns being the girl.

You can steal stuff. Whatever you want.

Ah, there she goes.

The beautiful story of Randall and Rafael's meeting in a mental institution and how it forever changed their lives.

Spazanelli! This is your job!

It's blacked out again. I'm telling you there's no point

magazines sexually. Gentlemen, my name is Neil M.

insane asylum. I wait patiently for my future

My family was killed in front of my eyes about six months ago on

I will destroy him! Top to bottom!

No, I don't think this particular thing is working.

immediately. They're absolutely out of control. We'll walk voluntarily...

It did make me laugh. Aah, it hurts!

Screw you.

My pleasure.

But first you do me, do me. All right.

I took the power of

I hear you were in the electroshock therapy room today.

Please do not go "uh..." But you can't do a "uh..."

Collective punishment is... Aah!

I'll get to you later.

Oh, my God! This is Goonies.

You did it!♪ ♪

Ooh... Fantastic.

Yeah, okay. Nine times two is 18.

Good move, Joel, you got this.

Chew, chew, chew. Something's wrong with Joel!

I can't wait to see. Oh, God, yeah.

This machine? Yeah.

Not sure who that is, but shock them definitely.

Yeah, visiting hours are until 8:30.

Me and my lunch box.

Put in the code! What? I don't know the code.

What?! No! No!

What? No! It's-it's done?! When?!

I need my brain. Okay, then there's just a few

accident. You-you made the falling man fall?! All right, man, look, you got

No! No, Randy! Don't leave me!

Okay, I'm listening. But if you want a nasal

You're too late. Let's go, homie!

Come on, dude! You animals!

join Rebecca and Rafi together in holy matrimony.

Thank Christ. You got a lot of nerve

Congrats, Rafi!

Where'd you get that?

Andre gets punished by the rest of the League. Jenny picks her team based on height. Ellie invites Darren Sproles to a dance. Pete needs the help of TacoCorp.

Hmm-mm. Fine.

That's a good point. You want to get paid like

punishment is, and can it please just happen today?

We'd love you to leave. Well, then, guess what.

Why? He's huge.

team. And you never play him.

Now, Taco Corp's getting into real estate.

I mean, you do it. Can't be that hard.

When are you guys gonna realize that Taco Corp is a real

better, Pete, but no. This is the first-ever

gonna talk business, we need to do it in the boardroom.

The good news is, you don't actually have to pay me.

All right. Yeah, this is much more business-y. Good.

So, next question: Where do you see yourself five years in the past? What?

Just met you, Spartacus, but I really like you, and I think

You got it, Taco.

Lipscome? Lipscome.

I can go sexy. I'd settle for sober.

It is so nice to meet you. I can't tell you how excited

He... he just, uh, was very... Tall, you said. Like a D.A.

Some of my very closest friends are short.

There is Peter Dinklage, there is Mr. Lipscome, and then

Oh, good. Who?

up when the waiver wire opens. (man speaking Korean)

All they do is work. Honestly, Kevin, the janitors

I'm so sorry I'm late! I knew that you guys had started

Since you guys haven't yet punished me, I decided I would

I'm super excited, 'cause I want more girlfriends.

milk for breakfast and this is more disgusting.

businessmen here who would pay a lot of money for your panties, Andre. Huh?

Okay? I'm a man! And I deserve respect.

Why are there condoms in here?

Ellie! Just say what I wrote.

Well, they're a brand-new startup.

Chardonnay. You son of a bitch.

What's your issue? What? I got to, I got to pee.

Oh, shit! Kevin, your first drink is on me.

You were never gonna pay me! I was gonna pretend to pay

culture. For that delayed comment,

Let me see! Let me see! Hi, Ellie.

All right, ready? One, two... Yeah! Yes!

What is your...? Why are you squirming?

Uh-uh. From Tefl-Andre to Yeast Mode.

Jenny hates short people. What? Ruxin... Really? Uh... no!

She's been clamoring to get Tavon Austin off of my squad.

Shake on it, shake! Quite a trade.

All right, just excuse yourself that way, please.

It burns. Ruxin?

Jay Glazer does a big favor for Andre. Kevin is diagnosed with Low T. Ruxin meddles with Baby Geoffrey's Little League team.

- his "D" dubbed. - "D" dubbed?

Oh, no, we don't need that, 'cause we need an eighth member,

Do I detect a sense of jealousy? Don't worry.

- they're figuring it out. - Andre, calm down, buddy.

- That'll actually never happen. - Hello? Jay? Jay? Must be broken.

- Wait, the sex addict? - Yeah.

into wine. You can't get addicted to wine.

something inside something of someone else's.

- Why do I have to do it? - You're the commissioner.

What are you oiling your glove with? Andro-Lube?

- And that lucky person is ... - No.

- And if you have drugs, bring them. - Oh, hey, Kevin, what's up,

- to do with me, Ruxin. - Because my son was oiling his

- No, I have low "T," low testosterone. - Why would you not tell me that?

Sacko season last year was a direct result of my low "T."

- Be a hitter now! Focus. - Let's go, Baby Geoffrey!

Yeah, something like that, something like that.

I'm not the Olympics. I don't mind an asterisk

Thanks for the Andro-Lube, No-Rod.

they are the best. I mean, I came in last place

Here's what I'm gonna need: I need to have sex with you.

I'm gonna make you a hot, steamin' T"-pot of Earl Grey Russell "T."

Since Russell has to work on Sunday, let's

This is actually a very sweet father-son moment, just like ...

Yeah!

- Really? - Yeah, it's from a horse.

- I still feel we have a couple more hours. - This right here?

We're watching the game and someone's eating chicken,

go out in the public because I got the measles

Oh, Pete. Uh, what are ...

That said, I take my role in this league very seriously,

Crystal. I mean, clear ... clear ... I'm clean as a crystal.

- That was close, right? - Who cares?

This here's Slick. He's in charge of HR, so if you

there having sex who don't know who their Eskimo brothers are.

- They are in the championships. - Well, at least it's working

- Okay. - Now this, this is a Northern

- from the wine? - Absolutely.

The customers have responded so positively.

This season started like last season ended: with you being a loser!

call the magistrate 'cause Jack the Ripper's out ...

I know that when I'm hanging around you, there no chance

- hang out a different time ... - No, we won't, actually,

- Andre that's Deep Throat. - [laughs] The load all over the face.

- Yeah? - Ooh, let me tell you something ...

I just think that gel is a joke, it's a scam,

Here we go, Baby Geoffrey. Here we go, Baby G.

Champions! Yeah! [crowd gasps]

- No! - Yeah, you just cost us the championship.

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Kevin struggles with being married to the Shiva champ. Andre's newfound confidence is unbearable. Taco hits the links. The guys attend a funeral.

Oh! You made calendars?

Mm-hmm. To commemorate this wonderful

you guys, I have to get to my office-- I have a little pre-op

It's such a great way to unwind after a long eight-hour work

from your wife and children. Next hole?

the Sacko commissioner to take that guy down a notch.

to work at night. Okay, tonight let's maybe try

I'm never gonna get any. All right, another mock draft

Good-bye. What is going on with you?

Nice one, Andre. I never realized that being

I'm receiving an award. It wouldn't be the Shiva,

No, we're and eight-team league-- we always have been, we

thing worse than AIDS is Dre. (tires screech)

Ugh, these guys are trolling me now.

Who would have thought Ted would have died of AIDS... charity. AIDS charity.

Shiva You mean... You mean Shiva, right? Shiva.

He would love that. Wow, Ted's really dead.

Yeah, yeah. Nice, Taco.

It's got to be tough being a woman in the NFL.

Cameron-- it's the same thing. No, it's not.

Hello? His parents are here.

Shalom. We got a lot of noise complaints. Did you hear anything?

Guys, it's amazing. Yeah, we've got stakes to play for. This is huge. Oh, man.

we have. For running backs, I definitely had Peterson and Lynch.

(all saying "No!") No way!

Flash mobs. Mm-hmm, exactly.

equals." Well, I can't argue with Ted.

to talk to you guys about. Would you mind doing us a quick favor? BOTH: Sure.

I drafted you, bro. You drafted me.

Cameron Jordan. No.

Aah! Just got IDP'd. Oh!

Thank you. Between you and me, though,

Bye-bye, Teflondre. Where's Taco?

Oh, you forgot the Sacko? May the Lord be his

He's unconscious. Isn't there a doctor in the house? Yeah, I-I'm a doctor.

Not as brutal as it was in there.

We got it. We got it. Oh, uh, what are you doing?

Should we go get it? No. I'm giving them a 50-yard

Can you guys not be morons for one day?

good-bye. I got it!

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