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Fresh Off the Boat

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Season 5  "Just the Two of Us"  5x9

Aired 6 years ago - Jan 04, 2019

Louis and Jessica think they’ve won a weekend getaway at a posh resort, but instead they’re stuck at a marriage retreat where troubled couples work out their relationship problems with the help of Guru Sheela.

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Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 1
but your mom really needs this.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 2
Phase three, an appearance by a special guest.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 3
I'd love a day in the car with her.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 4
Let's crack open those Case Logics.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 5
Why are these sunglasses so small?
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 6
Hi, how much did you pay for this vacation?
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 7
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 8
Well, watching you think is boring!
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 9
We should go get gas.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 10
summertime, and going to Miami.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 11
You're not Biggie.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 12
but we heard you're the owner of this resort?
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 13
We're just gonna go sit by the pool.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 14
and back in the pool.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 15
I think you do.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 16
She thinks we need to be here?
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 17
Welcome all to Sandturtles,
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 18
is the partner you came with.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 19
How about "Best Couple Here"?
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 20
we prefer you closer to the ground.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 21
- You want to win, right? - No, I want Mr. Stupid
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 22
so, hence our name, Starfish.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 23
Great work, you guys.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 24
...but that was also nixed.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 25
A lot of great things are soft...
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 26
How would you like it if Grandma called you disorganized?
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 27
_
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 28
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 29
- Oh, just rip it open. - And waste all that bread?
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 30
Snaps for Starfish.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 31
Mmm.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 32
Terry-cloth bathrobes are soft...
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 33
Thanks, boys. Gotta rep hard at Trent's b-day, ya know?
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 34
And my mom paints your fingernails.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 35
I think the game is over.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 36
Guru Sheela never said the pool was off limits!
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 37
And "find the nexus of your problems"?
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 38
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 39
Me?
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 40
You are so busy being the good guy.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 41
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 42
like an Italian woman's laundry.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 43
We both wanted this vacation and not the bundle,
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 44
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 45
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 46
A kitten.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 47
_
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 48
When you've lived a hard life,
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 49
You want to try?
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 50
Now, snaps for everyone.
 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 51

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Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 2
Phase three, an appearance by a special guest.
#2 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 3
I'd love a day in the car with her.
#3 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 4
Let's crack open those Case Logics.
#4 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 5
Why are these sunglasses so small?
#5 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 6
Hi, how much did you pay for this vacation?
#6 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 7 #7 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 8
Well, watching you think is boring!
#8 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 9
We should go get gas.
#9 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 10
summertime, and going to Miami.
#10 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 11
You're not Biggie.
#11 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 12
but we heard you're the owner of this resort?
#12 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 13
We're just gonna go sit by the pool.
#13 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 14
and back in the pool.
#14 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 15
I think you do.
#15 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 16
She thinks we need to be here?
#16 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 17
Welcome all to Sandturtles,
#17 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 18
is the partner you came with.
#18 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 19
How about "Best Couple Here"?
#19 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 20
we prefer you closer to the ground.
#20 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 21
- You want to win, right? - No, I want Mr. Stupid
#21 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 22
so, hence our name, Starfish.
#22 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 23
Great work, you guys.
#23 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 24
...but that was also nixed.
#24 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 25
A lot of great things are soft...
#25 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 26
How would you like it if Grandma called you disorganized?
#26 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 27
_
#27 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 28 #28 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 29
- Oh, just rip it open. - And waste all that bread?
#29 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 30
Snaps for Starfish.
#30 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 31
Mmm.
#31 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 32
Terry-cloth bathrobes are soft...
#32 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 33
Thanks, boys. Gotta rep hard at Trent's b-day, ya know?
#33 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 34
And my mom paints your fingernails.
#34 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 35
I think the game is over.
#35 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 36
Guru Sheela never said the pool was off limits!
#36 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 37
And "find the nexus of your problems"?
#37 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 38 #38 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 39
Me?
#39 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 40
You are so busy being the good guy.
#40 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 41 #41 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 42
like an Italian woman's laundry.
#42 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 43
We both wanted this vacation and not the bundle,
#43 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 44 #44 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 45 #45 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 46
A kitten.
#46 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 47
_
#47 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 48
When you've lived a hard life,
#48 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 49
You want to try?
#49 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 50
Now, snaps for everyone.
#50 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 51 #51