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Season 5  "Cupid’s Crossbow"  5x14

Aired 2 months ago - Feb 15, 2019

On Valentine’s Day, the mood is anything but romantic as Jessica competes with Louis to see who can give Evan the best advice on how to celebrate with new girlfriend, Sicily. Eddie asks Honey for help to find out who his secret admirer is after he’s passed a love note on a Cattleman’s delivery run.

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Well, you'll see.
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You gotta find out who it is.
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So... how do you plan on asking Sicily out?
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Um, you think I wrote you a love note?
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Yes! Louis!
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Jessica, it sounds like his brain is working just fine.
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Hmm.
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with stupid pink hearts and sex potions...
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_
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head down, and hope somebody fouls me.
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we'll do it your way. Watch and learn.
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But if you really want a home run Valentine's date,
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I give you lucky Table 12.
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but there is magic in that wood.
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Nancy, will you leave here forever
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See you guys tomorrow.
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Classic meet cute. Go on.
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You have a kid? That's cool.
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Kurt was riding his bike by my car,
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- I'll get to you in a second. - You want one, baby?
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a chubby man-child holding a weapon.
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Johnnie Cochran got them out of four wrongful
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We're Hollywood talent scouts
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Howdy, ya'll. We have here a monogrammed bible
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That'll be $15, please.
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You know, the last time I saw you, I was on a dissecting tray,
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And what Evan wants to know is...
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where legs like mine are sautéed
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I'm, like, more pee than woman...
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Sure, people feel sorry for the lonely guy,
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Fat Joe if he doesn't cut back on the sodium!
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Hey, uh, thanks for taking down Mark's crossbow, Trent.
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triggering hormones that induce love!
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I think I'm gonna go home.
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Cattleman's Theater, everybody!
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♪ The pipes, the pipes are calling ♪
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Hey, you know Jess.
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you took it back to the grocery store
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It made me feel useless.
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