Aired 5 years ago - Apr 12, 2019
Just as the Huangs are settling into life without Eddie, an international incident catapults him not only to Taiwanese fame but also right back to America. In order to fix Eddie’s mess, the family gets a new “daughter”; but when things go awry,
Jessica must add a new word to her vocabulary. Meanwhile, master babysitter Evan watches Maria for Honey and Marvin, and ends up learning more about himself than he expected.
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Aired 5 years ago - Apr 05, 2019
Eddie ships off to Taiwan for the cultural exchange program, blithely ignoring his parents’ advice about how hard it was for them when they came to America for the first time. After all, he’s been to Taiwan before, what could go wrong? Plenty, when
he ends up separated from his group with no money and next-to-no language skills. Meanwhile, back home in Orlando, the Huangs adjust to life without Eddie.
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Aired 5 years ago - Mar 29, 2019
Tensions between Evan and Eddie run high as Evan’s friends are wowed by Eddie’s coolness when he starts hanging out with them, making Evan feel like a complete nerd. Louis and Jessica become convinced that Grandma is being scammed by an internet lothario in Chile.
Aired 5 years ago - Mar 22, 2019
Jessica starts her college classes, leaving Evan in charge at home as “vice mommy.” But the transition doesn’t go smoothly, either for her starting school again or with Evan taking over the reins of the Huang household. Eddie and Louis run into conflict when Eddie just wants his dad to treat him as an employee, and not a son, at Cattleman’s Ranch.
Now, please,
But I'll respectfully pass
on "Sensitive Skin" here.
The only thing I'm nervous about
To make it official, my dad says
you have to offer up a pin.
It is that time of the month.
I wonder who it is!
No, there's no special treatment.
Let me guess. Is this li'l
birdie dating his own butt?
You played "sad" and didn't
make anything plural.
Well, what can I do to help?
What if I invite, like,
oh, four friends over?
Stow away in her backpack?
You got your nickel's
worth out of that diaper.
Listen, you're doing so great at work,
Please, just leave your dad hat at home.
Oh, that's a very good joke, Professor.
There's a new big man on campus,
- Mm.
- Evan Huang.
I don't see why not.
"Professor too busy.
Oh, no, thanks. You're
not the real teacher.
I stored all my money in them.
you should be thinking
about is your boss.
you always need to check in at work,
People coming and going
without bathroom passes.
Guy who turns on the projector?
- A-Plus City.
- Mm.
- Work my culinary magic.
- Sorry, can't.
for your little flirt fest.
What's all this?
If you were any other
employee, you'd be fired.
Um, I'll walk you out.
It was worth the battle
Oh, change of plans.
Oh, you don't have to do
those for me anymore.
I can't believe my plan backfired.
she will be free to focus on
wrestling her new friends.
but I will tell you
Here's my leave-of-absence
paperwork for Cattleman's.
Oh, sorry. This is awkward for me.
♪ Happy Meow Day to you ♪
Hector's a puzzle I've been
trying to solve for months.
"MTV Beach House"?
I'll deal with you later. Where's Evan?
Eddie, I don't remember giving
you permission to ring Gertie.
Where are you going with this, Eddie?
Aired 5 years ago - Mar 15, 2019
Louis tries his best to convince Jessica to consider early retirement, but she’s having none of it. When Eddie looks for advice on how to be a better person for Tina and win her back, he ends up watching her favorite TV show, “Sex and the City,” for clues.
Aired 5 years ago - Mar 08, 2019
Eddie, angry after his mom tells him he’s too immature to go on a student exchange trip to Taiwan, takes Jessica at her word when she says “my house, my rules” and leaves home. But when he ends up living with Horace in his new apartment, he has second thoughts.
They don't need that much rosemary.
Ask Jeeves to look for "Tom Selleck...
Cowboy boots? When did that start?
He isn't, and I would know.
- Since when do you like volleyball?
- Since always.
Tom's chest soaked it up.
Anyway, Mother,
I cook for you, I do your laundry...
Every time I think we've
gone and turned a corner,
Fine! You know where the door is.
- What's a nudist?
- Uh, doesn't matter.
nudist-ignorant kid.
You need to stop hanging your
bras on the clothesline outside.
and be back in here in 10 minutes.
Worried? I'm thrilled.
Connie used to do this all the time.
ruing the day he ever
left his comfortable bed.
My waterbed.
Stop talking to the gene sequencer
And he's... sweaty?
but your apartment blows.
Like, really blows.
like pillows or lamps or toilet paper.
an old bottle of contact lens solution.
Thank God...
To be honest, I just needed a
dry bed and something to eat.
If that is your real name.
I own a Western-style steakhouse.
If he's not huddled up in your
crack den like a fetal mouse,
Oh, hey, man. I just went down to
the Goodwill and picked up some...
I was worried you...
I mean, it's not really my
style, but... it works.
for the bruschetta I'm
making for tonight's dinner.
But by the time I figured that out,
Oh, no, she gave me everything I wanted,
Thank you, Horace.
Dad, what are you doing? You
don't know any of the steps.
I was pretending to love it
'cause I thought you loved it.
Your mother would've murdered us both.
Aired 5 years ago - Mar 01, 2019
Eddie begins dating Trent's sister Tina (guest star Isabel Oliver Marcus, "This Is Us") but it puts a strain on his friendship with Trent. When Evan fails his physical education test because he can't run, he turns to Jessica for help, but she's even
worse at running than he is. Meanwhile, Louis is thrilled when the restaurant gets the Golden Prune award as being the best place for seniors to dine, but the honor doesn't reap the results he expected.
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Plus, it's always kind of
fun when someone likes you.
Tina is challenging.
No dead-white-men excuses.
Should I have been worried about that?
I can give you 10%, but that's it.
The thing is, Trent made it pretty clear
I feel like you're a
few steps ahead here.
then you are onto something.
Oh, no. Who'd you kill?
If Evan finds out, he'll
know I'm a hypocrite.
Right.
for, like, 20 minutes. It was
awkward when the mail came.
Mango with pistachio? Bold.
Hot foods, hot sun, "Hot 'Lanta."
You... actually like my stupid ideas?
Eddie!
and we're gonna keep going out.
Oh! Sorry, Evan.
Couldn't you just slow down?
they would have to bring
the pain... Thomas Paine.
to take it down once
you're out of business.
Gotta be punctual for my girl!
is scoring me major Tina points at home.
Okay. Great.
Let's see if we have some ice.
and devised a plan...
light one lantern...
Hey, I got you a gift.
Nothing.
You sound just like my dad.
I guess so.
Not only did you break
my sister's heart,
It's just... she kept
pushing me to do stuff,
Listen.
I realized you had inherited my curse,
The "Protect Our Everglades"
5K is about to begin.
You're here!
Become president.
Tina and I broke up.
you're gonna have to give
me a little more than that.
and as soon as you started
to struggle, you gave up.
makes it suck less.
Aired 5 years ago - Feb 22, 2019
Jessica drives Principal Hunter crazy at Evan’s school when she declares that she’s “shadow principal” and follows him around for a day to learn about his job. When she finds out perfect son Evan has been caught acting out, she immediately blames Eddie’s bad influence, but there’s more to it than that.
Aired 5 years ago - Feb 15, 2019
On Valentine’s Day, the mood is anything but romantic as Jessica competes with Louis to see who can give Evan the best advice on how to celebrate with new girlfriend, Sicily. Eddie asks Honey for help to find out who his secret admirer is after he’s passed a love note on a Cattleman’s delivery run.
Well, you'll see.
You gotta find out who it is.
So... how do you plan
on asking Sicily out?
Um, you think I wrote you a love note?
Yes! Louis!
Jessica, it sounds like his
brain is working just fine.
Hmm.
with stupid pink hearts
and sex potions...
_
head down, and hope somebody fouls me.
we'll do it your way. Watch and learn.
But if you really want a
home run Valentine's date,
I give you lucky Table 12.
but there is magic in that wood.
Nancy, will you leave here forever
See you guys tomorrow.
Classic meet cute. Go on.
You have a kid? That's cool.
Kurt was riding his bike by my car,
- I'll get to you in a second.
- You want one, baby?
a chubby man-child holding a weapon.
Johnnie Cochran got them
out of four wrongful
We're Hollywood talent scouts
Howdy, ya'll. We have
here a monogrammed bible
That'll be $15, please.
You know, the last time I saw you,
I was on a dissecting tray,
And what Evan wants to know is...
where legs like mine are sautéed
I'm, like, more pee than woman...
Sure, people feel sorry
for the lonely guy,
Fat Joe if he doesn't
cut back on the sodium!
Hey, uh, thanks for taking
down Mark's crossbow, Trent.
triggering hormones that induce love!
I think I'm gonna go home.
Cattleman's Theater, everybody!
♪ The pipes, the pipes are calling ♪
Hey, you know Jess.
you took it back to the grocery store
It made me feel useless.
Aired 5 years ago - Jan 25, 2019
Louis is obsessed with the great outdoors after seeing new movie “Legends of the Fall”; so for his 40th birthday, he decides that the family needs to go camping. Horrified, the kids try to convince him otherwise. Meanwhile, Honey gives Jessica tips about the best gift to give Louis on his milestone birthday.
in nearly an hour.
He said, "There's no way four
shots could sink a battleship."
I just mean turning 40 is a big deal.
Still undefeated at
children's board games!
Exactly. Camping is hard,
Then we're agreed.
a little more personal than a tie.
How complex?
You... You begin to see life
in an entirely new way.
Oh, I got him a top-of-the-line,
So nothing then.
And I was excited to teach you
guys things you've never done...
Can't dance in the woods.
Evan: Yeah. 10 years from now,
Is the hypotenuse the
longest side of a triangle?
Hey, who's ready to party...
Anyway, I'll let you
boys look through this.
"Muted Champagne"?
and check on dinner.
All you have to do is give him
something from the heart.
I went to the University of Maryland.
- This really works?
- Yeah.
It's "flower child,"
Yesiree." [Chuckles]
I'm kidding.
when we have an enormous
amount of schoolwork...
♪
No.
_
[Sighs] Writing all these
invitations wiped me out.
Wow, you guys are really into this, huh?
celebrating what makes me, me.
[Chuckles] For a second,
Can you believe this amazing
gift Jessica got me?
Louis: Oh, if you think
this is thoughtful,
That's one hell of a dream you had.
First, you got in my head about the tie,
But don't worry,
♪ One, two, cha-cha-cha ♪
He's the king of this?
This is how it ends for me.
Louis and Marvin have a
different relationship
or spend an afternoon
prank-calling Deidre?
5, 6, 7, 8.
I'm not a visual learner.
I remember when I was first learning.
Look, uh, this was a bad idea.
Aired 5 years ago - Jan 18, 2019
Eddie finally gets his driver’s license; but instead of freedom, he finds an endless list of errands to run for his mom.
If you don't want to
take me, that's fine.
We can't just drop everything
because you have something.
Panama City. I scored us passes
- Wait, what?
- Chili?
Um, well, what about Maria?
How about some tunes?
Ow! Evan hit me with his needle sword.
I have to buy groceries so you can eat,
and still have time to
finish all this by dinner.
Yep, you're free.
if you could even call it that.
to fix whatever it is you
did to the PTA fundraiser.
Those will raise one dollar.
Everyone looks great in green.
Turns out, Shelly's cat died the
same day her husband left her.
I tried on Evan's mask, and
I couldn't get it off.
- You want your brothers to starve?
- No. Fine.
Oh, it wasn't hard. No
one was even checking,
Yeah, I see it there on the chalkboard.
Mmm.
I am wide awake.
It's over there where the bread is.
Why are you always on me?
Hey, hey!
Oh, I-I'm sure he'll be down in a bit.
- He said he's all chili-ed out.
- "Chili-ed out"?!
No amount of sour cream could
wash out the taste of betrayal!
It's not zits! It's hives!
like you said you would.
I wouldn't mind some hype
music to get me in the zone.
Like boxer, like grill.
Second, this is Florida.
Unique New York, unique New York.
What?! Damn it, Eddie!
Wow, Chili Con and Paisley
Fest on the same weekend?
I just found out I have
a medical condition,
No! If anything, I have
the opposite problem.
Yeah, Texas chili...
- I would've understood.
- Yeah, well...
I've beaten every chili in the world,
Flash-n-dash works every time.
Yo.
Oh, really? I've been driving
you around the past two days.
Aired 5 years ago - Jan 11, 2019
Evan has a girlfriend! And Jessica deeply disapproves because she thinks it will distract him from his schoolwork and cause his grades to decline. Meanwhile, Eddie, Emery and Honey are shocked when they all go out to see the film “You’ve Got Mail,”
and Louis hates it. But Louis’ reason for disliking the film has to do with a ruthless act he unconsciously committed years ago which resulted in a mom and pop rib shack going out of business, much like what took place in the movie.
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he'll try too hard to
help and ruin everything.
Does she smell like a
rainstorm? Of course.
So, you know who would love this movie?
I didn't know if you guys knew.
Your dad would've totally ruined
"You've Got Mail" for us.
- It's ruined.
- Yeah. It's ruined.
Mm, yes.
How'd that get in there?
I got to say, it showed.
Mistaken identities, a golden retriever,
to foreshadow the presence
of good and evil.
and then you can kiss those A's goodbye.
You're grounded.
Hey, Dad. We're gonna see another movie
The smell of popcorn will only remind me
A few months after I opened Cattleman's,
♪
driving the beloved neighborhood
proprietor out of business
[School bell rings]
Mrs. I'm married.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
Louis: She'd recently
lost her mother, Joe.
[Laughter]
but we make it work.
My mouth is watering already.
[Backpack thuds]
A-minus?!
This. This is what I like to see.
I'm so pleased you've come to
your senses about dating, Evan.
Like... Like when you grow up?
We just have to do whatever
Joe did to fix it.
about the book store
in "You've Got Mail"?
You're right, Eddie.
I'm gonna go tell Mom
and Pop they're fired.
run by two elders, let me know.
I love that movie.
at the same time" question,
The sky lit up with fireworks.
George Strait on the radio.
Last week, he told me I was
only making him eat vegetables
And, damn it, they were,
Jessica, this week, I met a
couple named Mom and Pop.
Aired 5 years ago - Jan 04, 2019
Louis and Jessica think they’ve won a weekend getaway at a posh resort, but instead they’re stuck at a marriage retreat where troubled couples work out their relationship problems with the help of Guru Sheela.
but your mom really needs this.
Phase three, an appearance
by a special guest.
I'd love a day in the car with her.
Let's crack open those Case Logics.
Why are these sunglasses so small?
Hi, how much did you pay
for this vacation?
Well, watching you think is boring!
We should go get gas.
summertime, and going to Miami.
You're not Biggie.
but we heard you're the owner
of this resort?
We're just gonna go sit by the pool.
and back in the pool.
I think you do.
She thinks we need to be here?
Welcome all to Sandturtles,
is the partner you came with.
How about "Best Couple Here"?
we prefer you closer to the ground.
- You want to win, right?
- No, I want Mr. Stupid
so, hence our name, Starfish.
Great work, you guys.
...but that was also nixed.
A lot of great things are soft...
How would you like it if Grandma
called you disorganized?
_
- Oh, just rip it open.
- And waste all that bread?
Snaps for Starfish.
Mmm.
Terry-cloth bathrobes are soft...
Thanks, boys. Gotta rep hard
at Trent's b-day, ya know?
And my mom paints your fingernails.
I think the game is over.
Guru Sheela never said the pool
was off limits!
And "find the nexus of your problems"?
Me?
You are so busy being the good guy.
like an Italian woman's laundry.
We both wanted this vacation
and not the bundle,
A kitten.
_
When you've lived a hard life,
You want to try?
Now, snaps for everyone.
Aired 5 years ago - Dec 14, 2018
The battle begins between mother and son when Eddie informs Jessica that he wants to spend Christmas with friend Nicole in New York. But Jessica insists that tradition prevails and he needs to spend the holiday with the family, so he does everything
within his power to try and get her to crack and allow him to go. Meanwhile, Louis and Evan do their best to try and help an overwhelmed Emery decide on which one of his numerous friends to invite to the family's Christmas Eve dinner.
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and watched one perfect
Christmas after another.
I can't.
I love the clean look
which is nine people.
Sure.
Dennis, Andrew, Janet who works
the register at Mervyn's...
Oh, my God,
that's the same one.
No, I love it.
It's my favorite.
Oh, we only skipped last year
because the playhouse
No New York,
no brownies.
Great idea to do breakfast
on the couch.
who to invite
to Christmas Eve.
"Mail man."
Oh, are you off to your job
reporting the weather?
I'm at an age where
I need to start giving back.
I'm volunteering the same
night as "The Nutcracker,"
Oh.
Well, I realized
you were right.
of our "Nutcracker" tickets to
tomorrow so you can still come.
♪ I saw Mommy kissing
Lao Ban Santa Claus ♪
You're in the cafeteria,
you've got half a sandwich to share.
You've been waiting in line for
a roller coaster for hours.
Evan, hey, walk it off.
Walk it off!
And we're not going anywhere
till we find an answer.
You like dancing so much?
♪ I approached him very slowly
with my heart full of fear ♪
♪ Took out the license and
it cold said "Santa Claus" ♪
Keep an eye on her.
They get real thirsty.
I know how to
make a decision.
Oh, no,
I go there to eat.
I brought you these breadsticks
to thank you for having me.
"Porno ornament"?
Cindy, Zach,
Merry Christmas.
This tinsel is never coming out.
I told Eddie
this would happen.
Besides, I was an adult.
No, I think it's
Emery's friend, Caleb.
Mm.
so I was wide open.
to be festive but now it just
looks like she's bleeding.
It wasn't just
New York...
Aired 5 years ago - Dec 07, 2018
Louis is crushed to find out that Matthew Chestnut is quitting the restaurant to take a job at Dollywood. But when he offers Eddie a chance to work with him once again at the steakhouse, he passes; and Louis ends up hiring Eddie's friend Trent,
which doesn't sit well with his son. Meanwhile, when Jessica discovers that Amy Chestnut is moving and leaving her position as PTA president - a job she desperately wants so she can be the "teacher boss" - Jessica goes against all of her pent-up negative feelings about Amy and does everything she can to appease her in order to get the job; and after telling a joke and getting a laugh from Emery, Evan deludes himself into thinking that he's the funnier brother.
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but I'm in a bind and
I need a new deputy,
solid job history including
teaching experience.
This new "Teacher Boss"
path feels right.
My savings account is still pathetic.
Ooh. Uh, well,
- I do.
- AMY: Ahem.
- to process the request...
- Principal Mathis,
How about 4:30?
My trick is to pretend to be one of them
but I'm too busy killing
it at the mattress store.
- Ow!
- Come on.
♪
she's naming her own replacement.
Okay, okay, okay. You win.
Howdy-doo, Eddie. Table for one?
I'm so busy at the mattress
store with this big promosh,
Watch this.
I can smell the desperation a mile away.
but I'm just busy.
Come ready to lift.
- Subconsciously...
- Later, Louis.
I-I thought you said you didn't like it.
But he's an amateur.
- Got it.
- He also came up
[SIGHS]
I couldn't have done it without you.
Well, I can't schlep
everything to Pigeon Forge.
♪
_
[LAUGHS] Hmm?
He's not like that with me.
Someone even spilled
spaghetti on the inside.
Your dad made me his deputy.
Yeah.
I did the same thing with
my boys when we left DC.
who gives free books to all children?
Let's see how Trent's
coupon looks in print.
How 'bout I honor the original deal,
How did this happen?
because you couldn't stand
to see us happy together.
[SIGHS] Oh, boy.
Seriously?!
_
So, I will see you tomorrow
at the PTA meeting
There is a wig shop in the lobby.
Fun? You want to have fun with me?
You're a strong, small, scary woman
Aired 6 years ago - Nov 16, 2018
Jessica becomes concerned when she discovers that Eddie’s extended substitute English teacher has thrown out the class syllabus and is instructing the students – and her son – in a radically progressive way. Meanwhile, Louis and Honey try in vain to
find a workout group that can help them both lose some weight, and Emery doubts Evan’s ability to extract a painful splinter from his finger.
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Aired 6 years ago - Nov 09, 2018
Jessica and Lewis are thrilled beyond belief when they discover that a Chinese family – Elaine, Julius and son, Horace – have moved into the neighborhood. Jessica immediately bonds with Elaine, who helps her solve an issue with the HOA, and Louis
decides to introduce Julius to Marvin and hang out together. Meanwhile, when Evan goes door-to-door collecting information for the census bureau, Eddie and Emery come up with a plan to impersonate being census takers in order to find out when the owners of a pool are out of the house so they can sneak over and use it.
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Aired 6 years ago - Nov 02, 2018
Louis makes it his mission to teach Eddie how to be a good driver after a police officer makes an inappropriate Asian driver stereotype comment. Meanwhile, Evan is jealous when he discovers that Grandma has only been inviting Emery to hang out with her at her new garage apartment.
- I got you. I got you.
- [FUSSING]
Where are you guys off to?
No one taught me
and wouldn't sleep, I'd put him
in the car and drive him around.
_
Hope I didn't interrupt
anything important.
I can just hold the wheel and steer
I think it's just overheated.
Uh... his car overheated.
You get it! [LAUGHS]
Hey, do you understand the words
♪
- How you gonna convince her?
- Got an airtight plan.
My airtight plan. How?!
I'm joking. Kind of.
I never thought about it that way.
Jessica, the stereotype's out there.
♪
I heard the moon was
really big, and I...
Whoa. Robbing a bank!
If you want to use our car,
♪
Rainbow Road!
Okay. I checked the tire pressure,
You just got in an accident
But the truth is, there's
this stereotype...
Or you can try to rail against it...
_
A delight?
Yeah, they say you never
forget your first.
and I cruised them all the way home
_
Oh, really? Bianca looks okay to you?
Old lead-foot here came
screaming around that corner
You weren't supposed
to be driving at all.
♪
You're doing it right now.
But Grandma's stories are so...
♪
Learning to drive is a huge
moment in a kid's life.
It's crazy for every parent.
[CHUCKLES]
_
Until then, I figured I'd
fill my mouth with taffy
Aired 6 years ago - Oct 19, 2018
Honey and Marvin ask Jessica and Louis to be baby Maria’s godparents, and Jessica offers to babysit her on Halloween night. But the Huangs are in for a spooky evening when they agree to help wean the baby off of her pacifier. Meanwhile, Eddie is
hired by mattress store owner Harv for a job to make some extra money so that he can buy himself a car and ends up having to work in the creepy store all by himself on Halloween.
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to the cemetery, right?
♪ Go to "Beds! Beds!
Beds!" and buy a bed ♪
Customers see a doze like that,
you can work our all-night
Halloween Spooktacular sale.
I am saving the boys some guesswork.
Did you tell them how amazing
we were with our babies?
Is this a Mervyn's bag?
I've lost several loved ones.
When I opened the X-Files, I
knew there'd be doubters.
In fact, I don't think I've
ever seen Louis happier.
- You have the list.
- Memorized.
Everybody knows that the
suck leads to buck.
♪ That with the sun's love ♪
a couple of seasoned baby whisperers.
This baby's broken!
Open your mind.
Besides, I only did it once or twice.
I put a sign on the door!
I'm guessing you're a man who runs hot.
Fine.
is a delivery fee, which we waive.
Britney Spears. Hit me
baby one more time?
as they make it seem in the movies.
Funny, I thought you were
the only parent here
something's wrong with us!
Strange things happen.
_
He never even took the pacifier!
Just close your eyes and relax.
Or a killer on the premises.
Hi! I'm looking for a bed.
I'm uncomfortable. So...
This is all your fault.
Mama wore a halter top the
day after you were born!
We are so sorry. Louis especially.
Yeah, I got that.
As my body is changing,
Honestly, the cemetery just
sounds cold and boring.
It's the same girl, and she's
not getting any more candy!
That last house didn't
give me any candy.
Aired 6 years ago - Oct 12, 2018
When Jessica offers to help out exhausted new mother Honey with Zuo Yue Zi – which means “Sitting the Month” taking care of her – Honey begins to realize that 30 days of having to abide by Jessica’s strict rules and dietary regimen could leave her
more harried then she already is. Meanwhile, after watching “Pumping Iron,” Eddie and Emery attempt to put together a workout routine in order to buff themselves up; and Louis tries to bond more with Evan, who is a die-hard “mommy guy.”
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for being the otherwise disappointing
I don't see why not.
- Oh!
- Uh, yep, that's exactly what happened.
Quality time with Evan?
I made you a special fish soup
or listen to one of her
arm wrestling stories.
You're staying for dinner?
Oh, God bless you.
so many times in those socks.
Okay, I'm gonna... lift it.
Trying to.
hanging, chilling, maxing, relaxing.
Let's see what you do.
You were running in your dream.
I thought I'd get the stroller,
helping you heal the entire time.
the better for your pelvis.
What do you need?
Next week, we introduce
White Dahlia Root.
What book? You are my
priority right now,
fruit for breakfast instead of the soup?
There you are. Come on.
Time to work out.
Work it.
... I mean, that's crazy, right?
All we need is some classic,
all-American father-son QT.
What?!
Bathing of any kind is
prohibited during Zuo Yue Zi.
I mean, no. I guess not. But...
The crosswords are super easy.
I don't know what's going on
with her, but I'm worried.
I thought we'd try an activity
we both could enjoy...
Stop! You don't need to force it!
_
You don't touch another
woman's AC in Florida.
but this has gone too far.
You need to leave.
you are very weak.
It'll help that temper!
If you come back, I'll
give you an ice cube.
Everyone knows you use
leave-in conditioner, Louis.
But she did escape.
into a "Dad Guy" by spending
quality time with him,
Like how Eddie and I discovered
we both like to kick anthills.
I bet Honey wanted to give
herself a nice hose shower.
I mean, it's nice that she
wants to help me heal,
_
It's Jessica.
Aired 6 years ago - Oct 05, 2018
While Honey and Marvin celebrate the birth of their baby, Jessica’s book is finally released, and she’s optimistically looking forward to a book store reading that’s been set up by her publisher to help boost sales. Louis is so excited to promote
the book across the country that he buys an RV from Los Angeles Lakers great Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, who owns an RV dealership which is managed by underappreciated Calvin. Meanwhile, Emery and Evan are concerned about Eddie after Nicole tells him that she’s moving to New York, and he seems completely unfazed about losing his best friend.
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Our baby boy came out a girl.
so we were down to two... Jonah and...
Oh, that was a joke. [CHUCKLES]
Alright. We'll circle
back to this in a week
I'm moving to New York with my mom,
and Beastie Boys songs will
make a lot more sense now.
of his steel-toe boots
against the hickory planks."
a book tour... maybe even Oprah.
We found that it didn't
improve your productivity.
_
every time one of them skips town.
"The lady doth protest
too much, methinks."
That's an extreme example in
here, but it does happen.
Sorry. We're not letting
anyone else in today.
♪ ♪
We were so excited, we made you...
What can I say? The book is a hit.
[CHUCKLES] So, a-a book
tour? TV interviews?
Good luck, Nicole.
Chop. Chop.
♪ But some days I sit and
wish I was a kid again ♪
♪ When? ♪
♪ Back in the day ♪
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
It's a 1998 NationWheeler with
all the bells and whistles.
- _
- ♪ ♪
♪ ♪
We're gonna miss you, Nicole.
Hey. Still going to New York, huh?
I was getting the car ready to sell,
Now you're upset?
[CHUCKLES]
I thought you and I could celebrate
They're not cheap, but
neither is happiness.
Then why did you say it was a hit?
[SIGHS]
Okay.
_
Huh. Why couldn't we wait for Dad?
We're gonna reschedule.
This morning? No.
Another win for Team Kareem.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar?!
Look, I'm at my car
lot five days a year.
without knowing she's your best friend.
Guess I should've given Jennifer Hong
I don't want the boys to
find out about my book.