S2 E13
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Season 2  "Phil's Phaves"  2x13

Aired 4 years ago - Feb 16, 2016

The Cattleman's Ranch receives a bad review, which doesn't sit well with Louis and Jessica and Eddie makes a romantic mix tape for Alison, but it falls into the wrong hands.

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Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 2
Quick question... what kind of bees give milk?
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I call next.
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I want to work on my keyboarding.
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Or Pete Sampras?
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He's coming back to the restaurant on Wednesday.
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Sweetie?
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She can't see me, and I'm like 80% body language.
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[The Dove Shack's "Summertime in the LBC" plays]
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'cause, girl, if you're feeling this...
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Festive hens, new staff uniforms,
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It's under Phil... As in "Phil's Phaves."
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the Chinese-Jewish boy who abandoned our son
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it is a relief to find out it's you,
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We changed all the c's to k's.
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I didn't, because your staff was surrounding me
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I made you something.
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that I realized how expensive these suckers are,
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I am so sorry about Phillip's review.
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Oh, uh, Phillip, don't be rude.
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May I just use your restroom first?
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Emery: Eddie, it's for you!
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Why don't you just tell her the mixtape wasn't for her?
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♪ 'cause my heart starts beatin' triple time ♪
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Hi, Eddie!
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But he has no way to control the little hand.
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Mm.
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if you just call Alison.
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Oh, thanks. These are perfect, Nicole.
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He did this Forrest Gump impression the other day.
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She's down on love
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Well, how did you get in here?
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Maybe one of Cattleman's loyal customers made it
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I keep underestimating him.
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You're like the Stephen King of love.
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Enigma, get the wax out.
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You're doing great, Phillip.
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That makes me want to kill whoever's hurting him.
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