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Season 3  "2016"  3x5

Aired 8 years ago - Mar 16, 2016

Ilana finds her new calling; Abbi must deal with going to the DMV.

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Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 1
For real, every single professional photo
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It's like, I had braces for a very long time.
 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 3
- Yeah. - Like, all the teachers knew, too.
 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 4
I know. How amazing is that?
 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 5
Oh!
 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 6
Anyway, I'm not panhandling, I'm just performing for tips.
 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 7
Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 8
For Q Believe This Idiot. Tumblr.com?
 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 9
(man's voice) Stand clear of the closing doors, please. (doors chime)
 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 10
Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 11
Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 12
Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 13
- The plane tickets? - I was thirsty.
 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 14
Is it supposed to take more than three days to heat up a potato?
 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 15
hold my hand?
 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 16
Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 17
Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 18
Hi, Abbi Abrams, finally.
 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 19
Okay. Can you just count me down?
 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 20
Kyuh, kyuh, kyuh!
 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 21
Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 22
Dude, my purpose was revealed to me today.
 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 23
Oh...
 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 24
♪
 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 25
Ahh!
 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 26
like, a solid six hours of tussling per night.
 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 27
Oh, good.
 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 28
Wait... What do you mean you can make an online reservation at the DMV?
 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 29
Wait a minute.
 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 30
Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 31
Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 32
Mm!
 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 33
I just accidentally swiped right.
 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 34
- I'm not so sure. - I'm pretty sure.
 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 35
But just remind them succinctly that a vote for Hillary
 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 36
but how about the next time you have the impulse to say "yas,"
 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 37
She expanded health insurance for lower income families.
 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 38
Um, lastly, some answers
 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 39
Do people seriously ask this stuff?
 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 40
_
 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 41
It's delicious.
 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 42
May I say, what gorgeous hair you're gracing us with today?
 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 43
- They are ready for you now. - Okay.
 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 44
"can I pweeze keep my ovawies?"
 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 45
Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 46
- Yeah. - Really?
 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 47
"Communications liaison for Hillary Clinton,
 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 48
- Know that. - Thank you.
 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 49
Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 50
When your work and your passion line up.

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Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 2
It's like, I had braces for a very long time.
#2 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 3
- Yeah. - Like, all the teachers knew, too.
#3 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 4
I know. How amazing is that?
#4 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 5
Oh!
#5 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 6
Anyway, I'm not panhandling, I'm just performing for tips.
#6 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 7 #7 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 8
For Q Believe This Idiot. Tumblr.com?
#8 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 9
(man's voice) Stand clear of the closing doors, please. (doors chime)
#9 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 10 #10 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 11 #11 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 12 #12 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 13
- The plane tickets? - I was thirsty.
#13 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 14
Is it supposed to take more than three days to heat up a potato?
#14 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 15
hold my hand?
#15 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 16 #16 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 17 #17 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 18
Hi, Abbi Abrams, finally.
#18 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 19
Okay. Can you just count me down?
#19 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 20
Kyuh, kyuh, kyuh!
#20 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 21 #21 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 22
Dude, my purpose was revealed to me today.
#22 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 23
Oh...
#23 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 24
♪
#24 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 25
Ahh!
#25 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 26
like, a solid six hours of tussling per night.
#26 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 27
Oh, good.
#27 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 28
Wait... What do you mean you can make an online reservation at the DMV?
#28 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 29
Wait a minute.
#29 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 30 #30 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 31 #31 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 32
Mm!
#32 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 33
I just accidentally swiped right.
#33 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 34
- I'm not so sure. - I'm pretty sure.
#34 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 35
But just remind them succinctly that a vote for Hillary
#35 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 36
but how about the next time you have the impulse to say "yas,"
#36 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 37
She expanded health insurance for lower income families.
#37 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 38
Um, lastly, some answers
#38 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 39
Do people seriously ask this stuff?
#39 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 40
_
#40 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 41
It's delicious.
#41 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 42
May I say, what gorgeous hair you're gracing us with today?
#42 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 43
- They are ready for you now. - Okay.
#43 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 44
"can I pweeze keep my ovawies?"
#44 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 45 #45 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 46
- Yeah. - Really?
#46 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 47
"Communications liaison for Hillary Clinton,
#47 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 48
- Know that. - Thank you.
#48 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 49 #49 Recap of Broad City Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 50
When your work and your passion line up.
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