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Season 1  "Machete Charge"  1x5

Aired 10 years ago - Jul 19, 2015

Ricky tries to find common ground with Alonzo. Charles's marriage is put to the test. Spencer and Joe step in to help Vernon with a crisis.

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Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 1
No, not till he gives me my 300 back.
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 2
Come on.
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 3
Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 4
you can quit your job at the Chevy dealership.
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 5
Ain't no strange. It's about the number, all right?
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 6
- Deal with things head-on. -
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 7
Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 8
That's about to change.
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 9
I just use the weed for pain management.
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 10
She didn't say. Told us to call her lawyer.
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 11
Listen, man, so, yo, what are we gonna do?
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 12
Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 13
Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 14
- We ain't paying her shit. Just what he said. - Nothing.
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 15
Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 16
This is my half-brother Derrick.
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 17
Yes. Yes, I did, okay?
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 18
Hey, babe.
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 19
Come on in.
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 20
Would you rather be back at the office crunching numbers
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 21
Me and a buddy were having some beers at The Rat.
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 22
All right. You see, you buried the lead there.
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 23
That's why He put Sammy and Kara in our midst.
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 24
The other day, I drove by my own house.
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 25
7171.
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 26
I'm keeping it.
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 27
Please, tell me you haven't smoked crack.
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 28
- It's Jason. It's Jason. - All right, yeah. Take it.
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 29
You know, this is why there's a place in the world for you.
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 30
Nice way to bond.
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 31
Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 32
Check out my new G-Wagen.
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 33
Man.
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 34
Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 35
I was sitting at that computer doing my work
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 36
I'm not sexting her.
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 37
Ricky's involved. Why am I not surprised?
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 38
Don't touch me.
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 39
I'm out of here.
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 40
Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 41
Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 42
It was a total pisser to lose you.
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 43
For you, I'll let it slide one last time, huh?
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 44
You just skated away from a four-game suspension, at least.
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 45
Nah, nah, you don't have to do that.
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 46
Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 47
You taking care of our girl?
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 48
- If I don't get an autograph for my nephew... - Thank you.
 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 49
Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 50
Half a million dollars.

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Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 2
Come on.
#2 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 3 #3 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 4
you can quit your job at the Chevy dealership.
#4 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 5
Ain't no strange. It's about the number, all right?
#5 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 6
- Deal with things head-on. -
#6 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 7 #7 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 8
That's about to change.
#8 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 9
I just use the weed for pain management.
#9 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 10
She didn't say. Told us to call her lawyer.
#10 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 11
Listen, man, so, yo, what are we gonna do?
#11 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 12 #12 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 13 #13 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 14
- We ain't paying her shit. Just what he said. - Nothing.
#14 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 15 #15 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 16
This is my half-brother Derrick.
#16 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 17
Yes. Yes, I did, okay?
#17 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 18
Hey, babe.
#18 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 19
Come on in.
#19 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 20
Would you rather be back at the office crunching numbers
#20 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 21
Me and a buddy were having some beers at The Rat.
#21 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 22
All right. You see, you buried the lead there.
#22 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 23
That's why He put Sammy and Kara in our midst.
#23 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 24
The other day, I drove by my own house.
#24 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 25
7171.
#25 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 26
I'm keeping it.
#26 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 27
Please, tell me you haven't smoked crack.
#27 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 28
- It's Jason. It's Jason. - All right, yeah. Take it.
#28 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 29
You know, this is why there's a place in the world for you.
#29 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 30
Nice way to bond.
#30 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 31 #31 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 32
Check out my new G-Wagen.
#32 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 33
Man.
#33 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 34 #34 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 35
I was sitting at that computer doing my work
#35 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 36
I'm not sexting her.
#36 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 37
Ricky's involved. Why am I not surprised?
#37 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 38
Don't touch me.
#38 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 39
I'm out of here.
#39 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 40 #40 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 41 #41 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 42
It was a total pisser to lose you.
#42 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 43
For you, I'll let it slide one last time, huh?
#43 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 44
You just skated away from a four-game suspension, at least.
#44 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 45
Nah, nah, you don't have to do that.
#45 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 46 #46 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 47
You taking care of our girl?
#47 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 48
- If I don't get an autograph for my nephew... - Thank you.
#48 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 49 #49 Recap of Ballers Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 50
Half a million dollars.
#50