Shameless (US)

A surprising twist of fate has left the Milkovich's vulnerable, forcing Ian and Mickey to step in to help. Frank's day takes some unexpected turns and Liam deals with inner turmoil after doing a bad thing. Debbie confronts Sandy on their relationship, while Carl enjoys the spoils of his day off. Lip and Brad seek revenge on the new BornFree owners, all the while Lip is forced to figure out a plan for the future. While Kev runs the bar, V is class parent at school - but elementary school looks a little different these days. MORE -LESS

Hey, relax, we're gonna take

Why'd you get a refrigerated truck?

Sorry I can't...stay for another round there,

speaking Italian

I saw my dad yesterday.

A-at Bob's, I feel like I need to take a shower

I don't think so.

Okay, here we go.

unless, of course, you did something really bad.

Well, you got off easy, 'cause he's been actually

on a Post-it note, back of a napkin--

We'll put the parts and the tools downstairs.

not by killing people.

It's just sad that--

I could throw in my phone number too

Now, Chris, come on. Suit up.

Honey, the bullets will go right through these.

I put some of the parts in my garage,

I hit my head.

Strap in. It's gonna take a while.

Come on, bitch, lift the fucking--just lift it.

I-I'm sorry I didn't tell you about Royal,

They are Black girls in America.

Thanks. Want a beer?

Congratulations.

and you have, like, a real-person job.

Don't even think about it, faggots.

Poor baby.

Uh, so I just found out that she's fucking married...

Hey, did you hear BornFree got broken into last--

I'm sorry.

Think we've done enough.

It wasn't. I spent my whole day

Do not go gently into that good night.

Scram.

Just-just pull out.

It's really not.

Ian and Mickey get creative when the safety of their security gig comes into question. Dynamic duo Frank and Kev make a last-ditch effort to take down the Milkovich's. V canvasses to get black people to the polls but realizes there's barely any black people left on the Southside. Lip and Tami get surprising news about their house that forces them to look elsewhere. Debbie takes Franny to a comic book signing for her favorite wrestler. Carl and Leesie's differing approaches to policing come to a head. MORE -LESS

- Yo! - What's up?

Yeah, she's gonna be at Kevlar Comics all day.

But I really want it.

Two to the chest, one to the head,

I tried to ignore the Milkovich hot spot,

they had to start picking the cotton,

I called him back, and he told me,

What you got there?

Rock music

$300,000 for a house on the South Side?

Oh, come on. I'm just giving you shit.

Now, in Iraq,

What happened?

When I stare into space

Well, what do you think?

Yeah, uh, but don't you have to get back to work?

Mmm! God, I love queso.

- Who's that? - It's my little brother.

I just fly

No, Frank, I'm not kidding. I'm not in.

Beer's on me.

I'm Black, and I'm proud

Hey, Tommy, think you can do it right now?

Creepiest thing...

- Let's go. - Thank you.

Your vote, my vote matter.

How much longer?

of spontaneous protest.

and not some pansy-ass handgun, all right?

Wonder how he died.

Let's do this.

fell on my machete.

If we wanna buy a house...

Wait, do you hear that?

in a police car all day.

Mama's so sorry.

Tami and I are buying a house.

Otherwise, we're all kind of fucked.

You went to Ends Meet?

Hey. So did you do it?

The Milkoviches move in next door and wreak havoc, leading Frank, Kev and Liam to plot how to get rid of them. Mickey embarks on a new security gig for Kev and V and drags Ian along against his will. V and Debbie turn into stage moms when Gemma and Franny compete in the Little Miss South Side beauty pageant. Lip gets a big surprise when he reluctantly agrees to go to brunch with Tami and her old high school music teacher. When Carl’s training officer is overly aggressive, Carl is forced to choose between his job and his neighborhood. MORE -LESS

even my pansy former son and his stink-dick boyfriend.

Yeah, kid says, "I spy with my little eye

Assault? Human trafficking?

-History? Creative writing? -Music.

I haven't seen that handsome face in a month of Sundays.

which they brought from

What makes the Gallaghers

Uh, small? Extra-small.

A war to rid this community of the Milkovich scourge.

And this must be the lucky fella.

-It is. -Is the gun even registered?

-It's an emergency! -What happened?

No. I'm good.

I can't even park my truck outside anymore.

All you need is your reputation as a Milkovich

No way.

So...what do you think?

There's always gonna be a drug dealer on this block.

Then they'll attack our houses with maxed-out abilities.

Fear? Intimidation?

I'm willing to make that investment, you know?

We belong together

He talk too much.

the Lost Tribe of Shabazz,

-Mm-mm. -Sing your song, Franny.

Everyone's got legal product again.

If we created a distraction,

Oh, maybe 'cause you fucked your teacher in high school?

When you're used to privilege, equality feels like oppression.

Well, hey there, Officer. Something I can get you?

-Strip. -[gun cocking]

[music blaring on stereo]

Holy shit! Even their dog is racist.

Can't burn that, dude.

Have all these people moved into your house

what the South Side's all about.

Haven't seen you around before.

They didn't have any quarter round available?

...that's what makes us so special.

to strive for the American dream,

How many more of these fuckers can they cram into that dump?

Well, if you two are done kissing and making up,

Okay, drive safe. Thanks again.

to de facto mom, and my dad, he stepped up

In a rush to get out of the house, Debbie loses track of Franny and has to balance her search for Franny with her handy-woman jobs. Meanwhile, Frank and Franny have a day of weed runs and adventure. Ian and Mickey question who is the "man" in their relationship. A delighted Carl gets a new Training Officer who loves to kick ass. When Brad and Cami learn about their newborn baby's health complications, Lip and Tami step in to help. Kev's newfound money and lack of modesty prove to be trouble. MORE -LESS

swimming in constellations, little man.

pretending you're a Jonas Brother.

Gotta fuel up for a big day of pot purchases.

Hot Lesbian Convict Handywoman.

I think I can handle something as minor...

But we're making baller money now.

Just new rims and a bangin' stereo.

- It'll lock automatically. - Great.

This isn't my school.

annual contest to find a face for all their advertising,

so... sign me up for two sessions.

but pot isn't legal nationally, so banks won't take pot money.

A man thinks if he brings home a paycheck

Wait, they need to come up with $65,000

Now, the key to any negotiation

Doesn't know anything it has to do with pot evaluation.

Like this motherfucker.

_

Okay.

No, no, no. Fuck coffee and donuts.

and a cupboard of expired cereal.

So what if she wouldn't put on the damn dress?

There you go. That's really good.

You need to go way under the radar here.

all of something like... like, uh, all of the condoms in Chicago?

So a plain old joint isn't enough anymore.

Please! I don't, okay?

Frank Gallagher!

Have fun today, Billie?

or sleeping with a not-too-distant cousin,

And I checked my security camera, and it showed you

You were supposed to take Franny to school!