S1 E3
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Season 1  "Two Balls"  1x3

Aired 9 years ago - Jan 11, 2015

A visit to Sid's hometown reveals he has not been truthful about his career path. While Galavant and Isabella back up Sid's stories, King Richard decides to throw a ball to cheer up the people of Valencia.

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Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 1
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 2
Hey, Valencians.
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 3
you made me cry so hard I could barely breathe.
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 4
Let me ask you...
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 5
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 6
You sure can't!
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 7
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 8
I should probably start working up a routine with the Jester...
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 9
Oh, come on, people!
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 10
We bought him that armor for his 16th birthday.
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 11
Don't tell me your squire is as dimwitted as our squire.
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 12
Oh, uh, Princess Isabella isn...
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 13
[Chuckles] We're engaged.
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 14
♪ Oy, what a knight ♪
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 15
♪ Any girl would give an eye for such a hunk of kosher meat ♪
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 16
♪ Our Sidney is the knight who put the "sir" in "circumcised" ♪
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 17
♪ What a gorgeous family, your Sid can do no wrong ♪
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 18
- ♪ So tell us 'bout sir Sidney ♪ - No.
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 19
♪ To a fancy-schmancy ball ♪
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 20
[Singsong voice] Lot of dolls for a boy.
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 21
You know what? I think...
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 22
Coming, mom!
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 23
At least let's not lie to each other about that.
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 24
over rudeness and sarcasm and back spasms!
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 25
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 26
Wonderful.
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 27
Unfortunately, you burned all their crops during the invasion.
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 28
That's why I needed to have the toothpicks made.
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 29
Oh, wonderful. What songs do you know how to play?
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 30
Chef, I've killed... Most of your family, right?
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 31
I want a solid beat, but keep it peppy.
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 32
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 33
[Sighs] Oh, that reminds me.
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 34
Knights suck.
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 35
♪ He's nothing but a jackass in a fancy metal can ♪
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 36
I gave it to him once without, and he said it didn't taste right.
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 37
Yeah, to overcompensate.
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 38
- Yeah. Who does all the work? - True.
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 39
♪ Some over-muscled, chauvinistic ♪
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 40
Really hoping for better turnout.
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 41
right now, aren't you, huh? Hmm?
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 42
Hello, Valencia! Here's one for you.
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 43
Oh. I guess I buy that.
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 44
then neither shall I.
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 45
♪ It's time to face the reaper ♪
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 46
Everybody, boogie!
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 47
We are so proud of you, Sidney.
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 48
If I didn't know any better, I would think that you were the princess.
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 49
♪ Do the strangulation ♪
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 50
[Music fades down] ♪ Dance, dance ♪

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Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 2
Hey, Valencians.
#2
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 3
you made me cry so hard I could barely breathe.
#3
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 4
Let me ask you...
#4
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 5 #5 Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 6
You sure can't!
#6
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 7 #7 Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 8
I should probably start working up a routine with the Jester...
#8
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 9
Oh, come on, people!
#9
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 10
We bought him that armor for his 16th birthday.
#10
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 11
Don't tell me your squire is as dimwitted as our squire.
#11
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 12
Oh, uh, Princess Isabella isn...
#12
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 13
[Chuckles] We're engaged.
#13
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 14
♪ Oy, what a knight ♪
#14
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 15
♪ Any girl would give an eye for such a hunk of kosher meat ♪
#15
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 16
♪ Our Sidney is the knight who put the "sir" in "circumcised" ♪
#16
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 17
♪ What a gorgeous family, your Sid can do no wrong ♪
#17
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 18
- ♪ So tell us 'bout sir Sidney ♪ - No.
#18
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 19
♪ To a fancy-schmancy ball ♪
#19
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 20
[Singsong voice] Lot of dolls for a boy.
#20
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 21
You know what? I think...
#21
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 22
Coming, mom!
#22
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 23
At least let's not lie to each other about that.
#23
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 24
over rudeness and sarcasm and back spasms!
#24
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 25 #25 Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 26
Wonderful.
#26
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 27
Unfortunately, you burned all their crops during the invasion.
#27
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 28
That's why I needed to have the toothpicks made.
#28
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 29
Oh, wonderful. What songs do you know how to play?
#29
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 30
Chef, I've killed... Most of your family, right?
#30
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 31
I want a solid beat, but keep it peppy.
#31
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[Sighs] Oh, that reminds me.
#33
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 34
Knights suck.
#34
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 35
♪ He's nothing but a jackass in a fancy metal can ♪
#35
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 36
I gave it to him once without, and he said it didn't taste right.
#36
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 37
Yeah, to overcompensate.
#37
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 38
- Yeah. Who does all the work? - True.
#38
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 39
♪ Some over-muscled, chauvinistic ♪
#39
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 40
Really hoping for better turnout.
#40
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 41
right now, aren't you, huh? Hmm?
#41
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 42
Hello, Valencia! Here's one for you.
#42
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 43
Oh. I guess I buy that.
#43
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 44
then neither shall I.
#44
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 45
♪ It's time to face the reaper ♪
#45
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 46
Everybody, boogie!
#46
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 47
We are so proud of you, Sidney.
#47
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 48
If I didn't know any better, I would think that you were the princess.
#48
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 49
♪ Do the strangulation ♪
#49
Recap of Galavant Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 50
[Music fades down] ♪ Dance, dance ♪
#50