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Season 3  "The ABC's of Beth"  3x9

Aired 8 years ago - Sep 24, 2017

Jerry is lucky with a lady and Beth recalls her childhood.

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Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 1
Your place looks way less like a crackhouse.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 2
You have much to learn, my Uloo.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 3
Dad, are you...
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 4
I hate to see her leave,
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 5
Aah! All right, you know what?
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 6
You can't just [bleep] apologize.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 7
We've got a bunch of Froopyland procedural carbons
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 8
You are now prisoners of our exalted ruler,
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 9
Your father and I are soul-bonded.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 10
Dad, do you understand
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 11
Like, stop using paper towels for toilet paper,
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 12
and you think I want to put a bag and a wig on her head.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 13
- Yes. - Yes.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 14
I have lived here since I was a mere child.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 15
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 16
You want to see the Honey Swamp?
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 17
I am hungry, and all I can do to pass the time is hump.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 18
Eat of my flesh so you may survive.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 19
Ahh. Gather round, gang!
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 20
Yep. Luckily, that's not our problem.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 21
You're gonna believe a play over your own daughter?
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 22
Oh, my God.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 23
No, bad father all the way to the max over here.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 24
night-vision googly-eye glasses, sound-erasing sneakers,
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 25
a pink, sentient switchblade.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 26
Oh, my God. This is your fault.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 27
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 28
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 29
I, uh, really have to get out of this soul bond.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 30
that you're a closet racist, a beta-male sexist,
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 31
Yeah, clean up your own mess.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 32
Oh! It's the Magic Crayon Lady!
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 33
I have to make this right
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 34
Is my reality like a little side of fries...
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 35
Sorry, forgive me.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 36
It's stab time! Ooh!
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 37
Dad, what's going on? We're going to Alaska.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 38
Do you know what left is, 'cause... Ugh!
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 39
Look, I'm not an evil person.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 40
Um, hmm, so just, like, out of curiosity,
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 41
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 42
♪ But I know that a father should say to you ♪
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 43
I am wiped out. I guess I'll turn in.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 44
When you know nothing matters, the universe is yours.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 45
There's no other way off.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 46
An exact copy in every way.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 47
and has zero chance of going "Blade Runner."
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 48
you can finally know you've chosen.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 49
You can't run forever!
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 50
You need to break up with her, Dad... properly!

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Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 2
You have much to learn, my Uloo.
#2 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 3
Dad, are you...
#3 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 4
I hate to see her leave,
#4 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 5
Aah! All right, you know what?
#5 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 6
You can't just [bleep] apologize.
#6 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 7
We've got a bunch of Froopyland procedural carbons
#7 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 8
You are now prisoners of our exalted ruler,
#8 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 9
Your father and I are soul-bonded.
#9 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 10
Dad, do you understand
#10 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 11
Like, stop using paper towels for toilet paper,
#11 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 12
and you think I want to put a bag and a wig on her head.
#12 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 13
- Yes. - Yes.
#13 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 14
I have lived here since I was a mere child.
#14 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 15 #15 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 16
You want to see the Honey Swamp?
#16 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 17
I am hungry, and all I can do to pass the time is hump.
#17 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 18
Eat of my flesh so you may survive.
#18 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 19
Ahh. Gather round, gang!
#19 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 20
Yep. Luckily, that's not our problem.
#20 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 21
You're gonna believe a play over your own daughter?
#21 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 22
Oh, my God.
#22 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 23
No, bad father all the way to the max over here.
#23 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 24
night-vision googly-eye glasses, sound-erasing sneakers,
#24 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 25
a pink, sentient switchblade.
#25 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 26
Oh, my God. This is your fault.
#26 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 27 #27 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 28 #28 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 29
I, uh, really have to get out of this soul bond.
#29 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 30
that you're a closet racist, a beta-male sexist,
#30 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 31
Yeah, clean up your own mess.
#31 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 32
Oh! It's the Magic Crayon Lady!
#32 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 33
I have to make this right
#33 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 34
Is my reality like a little side of fries...
#34 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 35
Sorry, forgive me.
#35 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 36
It's stab time! Ooh!
#36 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 37
Dad, what's going on? We're going to Alaska.
#37 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 38
Do you know what left is, 'cause... Ugh!
#38 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 39
Look, I'm not an evil person.
#39 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 40
Um, hmm, so just, like, out of curiosity,
#40 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 41 #41 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 42
♪ But I know that a father should say to you ♪
#42 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 43
I am wiped out. I guess I'll turn in.
#43 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 44
When you know nothing matters, the universe is yours.
#44 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 45
There's no other way off.
#45 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 46
An exact copy in every way.
#46 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 47
and has zero chance of going "Blade Runner."
#47 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 48
you can finally know you've chosen.
#48 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 49
You can't run forever!
#49 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 50
You need to break up with her, Dad... properly!
#50