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Season 3  "The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy"  3x5

Aired 8 years ago - Aug 20, 2017

Rick and Jerry go on an adventure, while Beth fails as a mother and Summer has body issues.

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Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 1
Hey, rich a-holes are rich a-holes.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 2
Jeff Goldblum?
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 3
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 4
I'm hideous!
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 5
What do you have in common with Tricia Lange?
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 6
rips off his face, and beneath it is my face.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 7
What the...?!
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 8
because I might have some thoughts.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 9
I mean, I've wondered about having a vagina.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 10
You're asking me to lure Rick to his death?
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 11
Look, I'm not like Rick,
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 12
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 13
Oh, geez!
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 14
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 15
This is obviously Rick-level
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 16
Oh. Huh. Okay.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 17
Things were pretty great, even until a couple of years ago.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 18
To the Whirly Dirly.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 19
But... if the machine was made by spider people,
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 20
Okay, this says "reverse." Done and done.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 21
Oh, man. This is gonna be awesome!
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 22
Stop the ride! We got to get off.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 23
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 24
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 25
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 26
So, uh, Jerry, big fan of the Whirly Dirly, are you?
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 27
It's a really common name.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 28
you're not a monster... Not like this thing.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 29
You took my family!
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 30
I survive because I know everything.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 31
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 32
What the Rick?!
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 33
We'll be able to board a galaxy class cruise ship
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 34
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, ma'am.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 35
Hello?
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 36
I'm having a conversation with my mother here!
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 37
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 38
He will now be an ideal passenger.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 39
I'm sorry I'm not a classic maternal archetype.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 40
Ethan and Summer were supposed to go camping,
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 41
Mmm! And low-calorie petroleum flakes.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 42
I agree. You've made things even easier
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 43
You're free to go. You're no threat to me or anyone.
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 44
I'm being triumphantly brave!
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 45
Please don't shoot. I-I'm the vagina guy, remember?
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 46
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 47
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 48
All: Whooooa!
 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 49
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 50
have a lot of catching up to do.

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Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 2
Jeff Goldblum?
#2 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 3 #3 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 4
I'm hideous!
#4 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 5
What do you have in common with Tricia Lange?
#5 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 6
rips off his face, and beneath it is my face.
#6 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 7
What the...?!
#7 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 8
because I might have some thoughts.
#8 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 9
I mean, I've wondered about having a vagina.
#9 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 10
You're asking me to lure Rick to his death?
#10 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 11
Look, I'm not like Rick,
#11 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 12 #12 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 13
Oh, geez!
#13 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 14 #14 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 15
This is obviously Rick-level
#15 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 16
Oh. Huh. Okay.
#16 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 17
Things were pretty great, even until a couple of years ago.
#17 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 18
To the Whirly Dirly.
#18 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 19
But... if the machine was made by spider people,
#19 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 20
Okay, this says "reverse." Done and done.
#20 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 21
Oh, man. This is gonna be awesome!
#21 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 22
Stop the ride! We got to get off.
#22 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 23 #23 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 24 #24 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 25 #25 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 26
So, uh, Jerry, big fan of the Whirly Dirly, are you?
#26 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 27
It's a really common name.
#27 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 28
you're not a monster... Not like this thing.
#28 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 29
You took my family!
#29 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 30
I survive because I know everything.
#30 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 31 #31 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 32
What the Rick?!
#32 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 33
We'll be able to board a galaxy class cruise ship
#33 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 34
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, ma'am.
#34 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 35
Hello?
#35 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 36
I'm having a conversation with my mother here!
#36 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 37 #37 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 38
He will now be an ideal passenger.
#38 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 39
I'm sorry I'm not a classic maternal archetype.
#39 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 40
Ethan and Summer were supposed to go camping,
#40 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 41
Mmm! And low-calorie petroleum flakes.
#41 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 42
I agree. You've made things even easier
#42 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 43
You're free to go. You're no threat to me or anyone.
#43 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 44
I'm being triumphantly brave!
#44 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 45
Please don't shoot. I-I'm the vagina guy, remember?
#45 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 46 #46 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 47 #47 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 48
All: Whooooa!
#48 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 49 #49 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 50
have a lot of catching up to do.
#50