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Season 3  "The Rickchurian Mortydate"  3x10

Aired 7 years ago - Oct 01, 2017

Rick goes on a confrontation with the President.

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Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 1
Give me the phone.
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 2
How's it going? Oh, hey.
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 3
I mean, what doesn't look bad
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 4
Yeah. I mean, the way we see it,
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 5
Wouldn't go well? Can you elaborate?
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 6
Yeah, like, if you ever want to take a selfie...
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 7
Our policy is, we never needed them and never will again.
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 8
I just put it on for fun. I know I can't buy it.
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 9
No... No offense.
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 10
How do you like that, Morty?
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 11
The casualties would be in the "Brazilians"
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 12
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 13
Not needed here. You can leave and nobody will care.
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 14
Yeah, I learned about your job in school.
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 15
You mean you've been ordering other people to prepare for it
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 16
God damn it! I'll do it.
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 17
'70s shrinking, party of one.
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 18
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 19
Remember a little while ago when you said that, if I wanted,
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 20
And one more thing. If I were a clone, would you tell me?
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 21
And just to be sure, you're not pretending to be convinced you're real
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 22
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 23
We named ourselves before learning we were small.
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 24
They said it will stretch as your cancer pill wears off
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 25
I have pants at the Pentagon, Rhonda. It's in my contract.
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 26
It was Rick and Morty, you [[bleep]] dunce!
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 27
Everybody relax.
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 28
and I feel like he's earned a selfie.
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 29
Arrest them. Son, you have a right to refuse his order,
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 30
Nobody wants to be dead.
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 31
Yes, nine people. I can show you.
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 32
And you don't know what I can do!
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 33
Number three, The Twister.
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 34
That was so rude.
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 35
Do what you have to do.
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 36
are using cars to guide the lava into a cul-de-sac,
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 37
But I still have time to touch her."
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 38
because my memory is of hating that night.
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 39
Listen, I... Words.
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 40
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Rick, don't get mad, but I-I stole your portal gun.
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 45
What? No! She's not a clone!
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 46
I've got to... I've got to go.
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 47
I can go take care of something, and you'll never see me again.
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 48
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 49
But I don't relate to her.
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 50
of a daughter can keep making you proud
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 51
and draining them of any ability to fend you off.

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Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 2
How's it going? Oh, hey.
#2
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 3
I mean, what doesn't look bad
#3
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 4
Yeah. I mean, the way we see it,
#4
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 5
Wouldn't go well? Can you elaborate?
#5
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 6
Yeah, like, if you ever want to take a selfie...
#6
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 7
Our policy is, we never needed them and never will again.
#7
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 8
I just put it on for fun. I know I can't buy it.
#8
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 9
No... No offense.
#9
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 10
How do you like that, Morty?
#10
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 11
The casualties would be in the "Brazilians"
#11
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 12 #12 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 13
Not needed here. You can leave and nobody will care.
#13
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Yeah, I learned about your job in school.
#14
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 15
You mean you've been ordering other people to prepare for it
#15
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God damn it! I'll do it.
#16
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 17
'70s shrinking, party of one.
#17
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Remember a little while ago when you said that, if I wanted,
#19
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 20
And one more thing. If I were a clone, would you tell me?
#20
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 21
And just to be sure, you're not pretending to be convinced you're real
#21
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We named ourselves before learning we were small.
#23
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 24
They said it will stretch as your cancer pill wears off
#24
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 25
I have pants at the Pentagon, Rhonda. It's in my contract.
#25
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 26
It was Rick and Morty, you [[bleep]] dunce!
#26
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 27
Everybody relax.
#27
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 28
and I feel like he's earned a selfie.
#28
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 29
Arrest them. Son, you have a right to refuse his order,
#29
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 30
Nobody wants to be dead.
#30
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 31
Yes, nine people. I can show you.
#31
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 32
And you don't know what I can do!
#32
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 33
Number three, The Twister.
#33
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 34
That was so rude.
#34
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 35
Do what you have to do.
#35
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 36
are using cars to guide the lava into a cul-de-sac,
#36
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 37
But I still have time to touch her."
#37
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 38
because my memory is of hating that night.
#38
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 39
Listen, I... Words.
#39
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Rick, don't get mad, but I-I stole your portal gun.
#44
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 45
What? No! She's not a clone!
#45
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 46
I've got to... I've got to go.
#46
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 47
I can go take care of something, and you'll never see me again.
#47
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 48 #48 Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 49
But I don't relate to her.
#49
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 50
of a daughter can keep making you proud
#50
Recap of Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 51
and draining them of any ability to fend you off.
#51