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Season 5  "A Seafaring Ancestor and a Bloomin' Onion"  5x3

Aired 7 years ago - Nov 16, 2017

Christy discovers she and her younger classmate, Cooper, make a good team both in and out of the classroom, and Bonnie steps up when a newly sober Natasha fears she can’t handle motherhood.

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Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 1
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 2
I mean, before I could foster Emily,
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 3
She's just out of rehab.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 4
You realize that if you get caught,
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 5
Never ask me about my business, Wendy.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 6
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 7
and you should manage the visuals.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 8
You do what you do, and I'm super comfortable speaking in public.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 9
And P.S., my friend's cat has her own YouTube channel.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 10
You want to get some wings or something?
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 11
You sure nobody's gonna miss this stuff?
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 12
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 13
Relax. You have a lovely apartment
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 14
When you said "back of the building," you weren't kidding.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 15
Whatever you're into, I'm cool with that.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 16
Hey, it's a beginning, Jill.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 17
Is there a place I can charge my phone?
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 18
I'm really gonna miss you.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 19
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 20
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 21
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 22
I got my eye on the guy who finished his date's drink
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 23
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 24
Your home theater, ma'am.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 25
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 26
This is not going well. She's barely talking to me.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 27
Can you please just... just stay till bedtime?
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 28
Next up, The A-Team.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 29
Oh!
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 30
but I think we can all agree that the glory
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 31
I've never won an appetizer before.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 32
Oh. We're not a couple.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 33
I won you.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 34
We ended up making out in his car for about an hour.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 35
Old enough to know what he's doing
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 36
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 37
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 38
Oh, come on, I was hammered the whole time you were dating
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 39
Now, I know you really like this boy,
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 40
Then you got to bang his brains out.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 41
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 42
and then Emily texts me she's spending the night
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 43
God, I want a drink.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 44
- What does that mean? - Well, let's say you have that drink.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 45
and before you know it, you've blown through three years,
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 46
- Okay, I got it. - Do you?
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 47
Thank you. That really helps.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 48
Natasha, let's get something straight.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 49
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 50
Mom, seriously?

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Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 2
I mean, before I could foster Emily,
#2 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 3
She's just out of rehab.
#3 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 4
You realize that if you get caught,
#4 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 5
Never ask me about my business, Wendy.
#5 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 6 #6 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 7
and you should manage the visuals.
#7 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 8
You do what you do, and I'm super comfortable speaking in public.
#8 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 9
And P.S., my friend's cat has her own YouTube channel.
#9 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 10
You want to get some wings or something?
#10 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 11
You sure nobody's gonna miss this stuff?
#11 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 12 #12 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 13
Relax. You have a lovely apartment
#13 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 14
When you said "back of the building," you weren't kidding.
#14 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 15
Whatever you're into, I'm cool with that.
#15 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 16
Hey, it's a beginning, Jill.
#16 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 17
Is there a place I can charge my phone?
#17 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 18
I'm really gonna miss you.
#18 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 19 #19 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 20 #20 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 21 #21 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 22
I got my eye on the guy who finished his date's drink
#22 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 23 #23 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 24
Your home theater, ma'am.
#24 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 25 #25 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 26
This is not going well. She's barely talking to me.
#26 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 27
Can you please just... just stay till bedtime?
#27 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 28
Next up, The A-Team.
#28 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 29
Oh!
#29 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 30
but I think we can all agree that the glory
#30 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 31
I've never won an appetizer before.
#31 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 32
Oh. We're not a couple.
#32 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 33
I won you.
#33 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 34
We ended up making out in his car for about an hour.
#34 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 35
Old enough to know what he's doing
#35 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 36 #36 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 37 #37 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 38
Oh, come on, I was hammered the whole time you were dating
#38 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 39
Now, I know you really like this boy,
#39 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 40
Then you got to bang his brains out.
#40 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 41 #41 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 42
and then Emily texts me she's spending the night
#42 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 43
God, I want a drink.
#43 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 44
- What does that mean? - Well, let's say you have that drink.
#44 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 45
and before you know it, you've blown through three years,
#45 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 46
- Okay, I got it. - Do you?
#46 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 47
Thank you. That really helps.
#47 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 48
Natasha, let's get something straight.
#48 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 49 #49 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 50
Mom, seriously?
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