Mom

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Season 5  "Spaghetti Sauce and a Dumpster Fire"  5x18

Aired 3 years ago - Apr 19, 2018

Christy considers getting a new sponsor, Nora, after witnessing Marjorie have a major meltdown in a grocery store, and Bonnie tries her hand at being a supportive friend.

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Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 1
Oh, for God's sake, Jill.
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- You do seem a little cranky. - Cranky?
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Okay. I was at the grocery store today
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It just that your boundary made the deli guy kind of cry.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 5
I know. I love it.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 6
and that cute sales guy that gave you his number
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 7
You didn't tell me who my dad was till I was 36.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 8
I truly didn't think it would bother you.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 9
You totally did!
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 10
- what they're fighting about. - You were not trying to be honest.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 11
There's more?
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 12
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 13
You barely know her.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 14
It's one week of surfing in Costa Rica.
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Why, yes, I do.
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I'm allowed to change my mind.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 20
What does it matter what I think?
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 21
But lately, you don't do what you say.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 22
I could watch this all day.
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and this isn't how I want to spend my time.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 24
If we can't talk, you can't be my sponsor.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 25
... and apparently, she's a 25-year-old fitness model
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 26
of strong, sober women, and Wendy.
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- Hi, Jill. - Hi.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 28
Somebody who's sweet and gentle, like a drunk Mother Goose.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 29
Screw Mother Goose. I want her.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 30
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- Wow. Okay, five it is. - And you need to call me every day.
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Wow.
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Do you want to split a cheesecake to celebrate?
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 34
Did you get sober in kindergarten?
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 35
So, uh, school, work, what else?
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 36
How about you just go out with him and see what happens?
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but... I'm already way out of my comfort zone
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I missed you.
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I'm happy for her.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 42
You still haven't found a new sponsor?
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 43
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 44
You know what? I'm handling things just fine on my own.
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 45
- He was very sweet. - Hmm.
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What an alcoholic sees as sparks
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But then, my sponsor made me go on a second date
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because I've been struggling,
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they assume there's nothing interesting about me.

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Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 2
- You do seem a little cranky. - Cranky?
#2
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 3
Okay. I was at the grocery store today
#3
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 4
It just that your boundary made the deli guy kind of cry.
#4
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 5
I know. I love it.
#5
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 6
and that cute sales guy that gave you his number
#6
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 7
You didn't tell me who my dad was till I was 36.
#7
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 8
I truly didn't think it would bother you.
#8
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 9
You totally did!
#9
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 10
- what they're fighting about. - You were not trying to be honest.
#10
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 11
There's more?
#11
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You barely know her.
#13
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It's one week of surfing in Costa Rica.
#14
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Why, yes, I do.
#18
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I'm allowed to change my mind.
#19
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What does it matter what I think?
#20
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But lately, you don't do what you say.
#21
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I could watch this all day.
#22
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and this isn't how I want to spend my time.
#23
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 24
If we can't talk, you can't be my sponsor.
#24
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 25
... and apparently, she's a 25-year-old fitness model
#25
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 26
of strong, sober women, and Wendy.
#26
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 27
- Hi, Jill. - Hi.
#27
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 28
Somebody who's sweet and gentle, like a drunk Mother Goose.
#28
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 29
Screw Mother Goose. I want her.
#29
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- Wow. Okay, five it is. - And you need to call me every day.
#31
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Wow.
#32
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 33
Do you want to split a cheesecake to celebrate?
#33
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 34
Did you get sober in kindergarten?
#34
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 35
So, uh, school, work, what else?
#35
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 36
How about you just go out with him and see what happens?
#36
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but... I'm already way out of my comfort zone
#39
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I missed you.
#40
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 41
I'm happy for her.
#41
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You still haven't found a new sponsor?
#42
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You know what? I'm handling things just fine on my own.
#44
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 45
- He was very sweet. - Hmm.
#45
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 46
What an alcoholic sees as sparks
#46
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 47
But then, my sponsor made me go on a second date
#47
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because I've been struggling,
#49
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they assume there's nothing interesting about me.
#50