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Season 5  "Bert and Ernie and a Blessing of the People"  5x11

Aired 6 years ago - Jan 18, 2018

After Bonnie and Adam attend a traditional wedding, they discover they’re not on the same page about their own wedding. Also, Christy and Patrick have trouble setting the mood for their "first time".

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Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 1
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Well, you are on her spot.
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Oh, relax. We'll just make out in the back row.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 7
Some day.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 8
Same reason you don't tell a baby he's about to be circumcised.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 9
Uh, well, it's been a long time since she's seen me
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 10
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 11
I can't go back any farther.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 12
So, what you're saying is your ex-wife is kind of everywhere.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 13
How about you and me find a really nice hotel room?
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 14
Oh, my God, that was endless.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 15
Really? 'Cause I was hoping a bigger choir would come and beat 'em up.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 16
the whole thing got to me a little more than I thought it would.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 17
At that point, I was trying to slice my Spanx open with a nail clipper.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 18
The only reason I am not driving head-on into traffic
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Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 20
(THUDDING CONTINUES, BED SQUEAKING RHYTHMICALLY)
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 21
(RAPID THUDDING)
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Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 23
No, I-I love the beach.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 24
(SIGHS) Well, Christy, um...
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 25
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Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 27
Oh. (CHUCKLES) Ha. Boy, you're-you're...
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 28
Yes, I know how sex works. (CHUCKLES)
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 29
(EXHALES)
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 30
Ah, pretty embarrassed, Christy.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 31
This is my fault.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 32
triggered what WebMD diagnosed as a mild-to-moderate panic attack.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 33
Very interested.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 34
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 35
They ran out of centerpieces.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 36
What was so great about it?
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 37
You pin money on the bride to dance with her?
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 38
Oh, (SNAPS FINGERS) you know what else we could do?
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 39
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 40
It's bigger than our wedding, Bonnie. It's about what we want in life.
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Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 42
Hey. How'd you sleep?
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 43
in the same room and never has sex.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 44
Oh, boy, so glad we didn't give up on this.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 45
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- How? - I brought it up.
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I didn't want to start the relationship off with a lie.
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I'd give anything for what you have.
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Well, you are on her spot.
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Oh, relax. We'll just make out in the back row.
#6 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 7
Some day.
#7 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 8
Same reason you don't tell a baby he's about to be circumcised.
#8 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 9
Uh, well, it's been a long time since she's seen me
#9 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 10 #10 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 11
I can't go back any farther.
#11 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 12
So, what you're saying is your ex-wife is kind of everywhere.
#12 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 13
How about you and me find a really nice hotel room?
#13 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 14
Oh, my God, that was endless.
#14 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 15
Really? 'Cause I was hoping a bigger choir would come and beat 'em up.
#15 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 16
the whole thing got to me a little more than I thought it would.
#16 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 17
At that point, I was trying to slice my Spanx open with a nail clipper.
#17 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 18
The only reason I am not driving head-on into traffic
#18 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 19 #19 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 20
(THUDDING CONTINUES, BED SQUEAKING RHYTHMICALLY)
#20 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 21
(RAPID THUDDING)
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No, I-I love the beach.
#23 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 24
(SIGHS) Well, Christy, um...
#24 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 25 #25 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 26 #26 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 27
Oh. (CHUCKLES) Ha. Boy, you're-you're...
#27 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 28
Yes, I know how sex works. (CHUCKLES)
#28 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 29
(EXHALES)
#29 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 30
Ah, pretty embarrassed, Christy.
#30 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 31
This is my fault.
#31 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 32
triggered what WebMD diagnosed as a mild-to-moderate panic attack.
#32 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 33
Very interested.
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They ran out of centerpieces.
#35 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 36
What was so great about it?
#36 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 37
You pin money on the bride to dance with her?
#37 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 38
Oh, (SNAPS FINGERS) you know what else we could do?
#38 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 39 #39 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 40
It's bigger than our wedding, Bonnie. It's about what we want in life.
#40 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 41 #41 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 42
Hey. How'd you sleep?
#42 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 43
in the same room and never has sex.
#43 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 44
Oh, boy, so glad we didn't give up on this.
#44 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 45 #45 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 46
- How? - I brought it up.
#46 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 47
I didn't want to start the relationship off with a lie.
#47 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 48
I'd give anything for what you have.
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