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Season 5  "Twinkle Lights and Grandma Shoes"  5x1

Aired 8 years ago - Nov 02, 2017

Season five opens with Bonnie getting cold feet when considering her future with Adam, and Christy risks failing an important test in order to help a fellow alcoholic.

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Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 1
Yeah... you never want to see how the sausage is made.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 2
Uh, listen, there's something else I wanted to...
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 3
But six weeks away from your mother felt like six months.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 4
It's more like a hut. It's a permanent structure.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 5
After she finishes the osso buco, you signal the waiter
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 6
That's a lot of detail off the top of your head.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 7
- Come on, tell us. - Not until Jill gets here.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 8
Ladies, she's had a rough couple of months,
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 9
Can I get a strawberry milkshake over here with one straw?
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 10
Christy?
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 11
... Adam is proposing to my mother tonight!
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 12
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 13
Hey, why are we schlepping all the way across town to eat?
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 14
was thoughtful enough to invite you
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 15
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 16
Another reason to hate her.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 17
Okay, let's see.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 18
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 19
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 20
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 21
so he could ask the woman he loves to marry him.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 22
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 23
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 24
I am gonna make you the best wife.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 25
Of course I have to go to meetings to stay sober.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 26
And if history teaches us anything, that's not my bag!
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 27
Can't... do this.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 28
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 29
You're right, I'm to blame. Good night.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 30
Then we start the marriage with me in the hole.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 31
Sorry. It's not like you have anyone to take you.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 32
Hey, don't knock comfortable footwear.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 33
40 is in your rear-view mirror,
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 34
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 35
But let me tell you, Kenny,
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 36
I just want to die, Kenny.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 37
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 38
Please, ask me again.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 39
Really? That's what you'd use a time machine for?
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 40
All right, fine. Bonnie, will you marry...
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 41
- Will you marry me? - No.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 42
No, you're not.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 43
Everybody gets a fairy tale
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 44
You should tell Adam that.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 45
But wait, there's more.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 46
All I know is that I love you
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 47
Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 48
Look what I did.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 49
Evil clowns.
 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 50
You can keep this engagement up for years.

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Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 2
Uh, listen, there's something else I wanted to...
#2 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 3
But six weeks away from your mother felt like six months.
#3 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 4
It's more like a hut. It's a permanent structure.
#4 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 5
After she finishes the osso buco, you signal the waiter
#5 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 6
That's a lot of detail off the top of your head.
#6 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 7
- Come on, tell us. - Not until Jill gets here.
#7 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 8
Ladies, she's had a rough couple of months,
#8 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 9
Can I get a strawberry milkshake over here with one straw?
#9 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 10
Christy?
#10 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 11
... Adam is proposing to my mother tonight!
#11 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 12 #12 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 13
Hey, why are we schlepping all the way across town to eat?
#13 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 14
was thoughtful enough to invite you
#14 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 15 #15 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 16
Another reason to hate her.
#16 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 17
Okay, let's see.
#17 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 18 #18 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 19 #19 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 20 #20 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 21
so he could ask the woman he loves to marry him.
#21 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 22 #22 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 23 #23 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 24
I am gonna make you the best wife.
#24 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 25
Of course I have to go to meetings to stay sober.
#25 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 26
And if history teaches us anything, that's not my bag!
#26 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 27
Can't... do this.
#27 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 28 #28 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 29
You're right, I'm to blame. Good night.
#29 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 30
Then we start the marriage with me in the hole.
#30 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 31
Sorry. It's not like you have anyone to take you.
#31 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 32
Hey, don't knock comfortable footwear.
#32 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 33
40 is in your rear-view mirror,
#33 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 34 #34 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 35
But let me tell you, Kenny,
#35 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 36
I just want to die, Kenny.
#36 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 37 #37 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 38
Please, ask me again.
#38 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 39
Really? That's what you'd use a time machine for?
#39 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 40
All right, fine. Bonnie, will you marry...
#40 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 41
- Will you marry me? - No.
#41 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 42
No, you're not.
#42 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 43
Everybody gets a fairy tale
#43 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 44
You should tell Adam that.
#44 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 45
But wait, there's more.
#45 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 46
All I know is that I love you
#46 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 47 #47 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 48
Look what I did.
#48 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 49
Evil clowns.
#49 Recap of Mom Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 50
You can keep this engagement up for years.
#50