Mom

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Season 3  "A Pirate, Three Frogs and a Prince"  3x5

Aired 5 years ago - Dec 10, 2015

Christy feels threatened by Baxter's girlfriend in the wake of Roscoe's parent-teacher conference. Bonnie flirts with an unlikely target.

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Just one miracle after another.
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You do know he was just supposed to be
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Is it cool if I drop off Roscoe
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Yeah, you do.
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I was there to buy pants.
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You brought a date
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Two of us are.
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Mom mom beats room mom. Ask anybody.
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If Roscoe's schoolwork is suffering,
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Oh, I do vocabulary flashcards with him, so...
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And you were so right
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I am not upset, you big red turd.
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Mrs. Lippert, may I use the bathroom?
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I was just looking for my daughter.
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Well, if you'd called, then you couldn't surprise her.
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You're not too terribly busy?
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Because of Candace our son is doing great.
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and double it if she was in a sorority.
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No, you don't see what's happening.
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and have him cook it into her omelet.
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I thought maybe you'd be happy for me.
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Christy, is it really the bread you're angry at?
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And you know Roscoe is never gonna choose Candace over you.
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Bottom line, would you rather your son had
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about why this bothers you so much.
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Bonnie, is that a good idea?
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and you're playing a very dangerous game with him.
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So... what could happen if I sued for sole custody?
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Hey, uh, speaking of custody battles,
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I know, it's crazy.
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Sorry, I'm, uh, texting something to Steve
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So what's your endgame with Steve?
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with six feet of Daisy Duke.
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Sit down with him, tell him he got the wrong idea
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Okay, um, so I talked to your teacher,
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