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Season 22  "Homemade Ambulance"  22x3

Aired 9 years ago - Feb 08, 2015

Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May attempt to improve the ambulance. F1 driver Daniel Ricciardo is the star in the Reasonably Priced Car.

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Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 1
"You idiots."
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 2
This? About £5,000.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 3
Why is every single car you ever buy for one of these challenges
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 4
All very interesting, James. You did very good indeed.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 5
~ Shall we just do it and see? ~ Yes. ~ That's the sort of point.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 6
Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 7
if you're standing in a field with a severed arm,
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 8
no cow was hurt in the making of that film.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 9
Let's open it to all the viewers.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 10
Make yourselves at home. We hope you're very happy here.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 11
Exactly. We travel an awful lot, as I'm sure you know.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 12
Yeah, next up probably will be the E17.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 13
It's the Stig driving along in a diesel-powered Vauxhall Insignia.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 14
and James was the first to arrive.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 15
~ Hydraulic handbrake. ~ You often hear ambulance drivers saying,
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 16
What I've fitted...
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 17
~ Oh, I say! ~ Wheels deployed.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 18
"which, to make it more real, has been fitted with three speed humps.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 19
I'm really sorry, mate, just try and put your guts back in the...
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 20
'on both the Chevy's brakes and Dr Hammond.'
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 21
Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 22
'Eventually, though, the ape was in position.'
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 23
Oh?!
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 24
I then apply the handbrake, hydraulic, the car swings round,
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 25
And, er, ready? Good, fire!
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 26
Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 27
~ What? ~ If you insist there's something wrong with it...
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 28
Well, not by choice.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 29
12-7?
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 30
~ Yeah. ~ In fact, how come you're not there?
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 31
~ the same machine. ~ Same equipment, different day, one could argue.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 32
Race face on! Grr!
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 33
~ Ooh, that was... ~ Then just fling it in and there we are across the line!
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 34
Start with a one at least.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 35
Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 36
the producer said we had to go off
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 37
Oh, gentlemen, incoming message.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 38
I'm power-sliding in an ambulance!
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 39
Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 40
Four minutes call-out time, Hatzolah are the people to beat.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 41
~ Jeremy... ~ What? ~ This is absolutely amazing.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 42
Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 43
'even if it meant incurring a few ten-second penalties.'
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 44
Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 45
Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 46
Oh, no, I've got a Porsche ambulance behind me.
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 47
We're getting near the hospital now. Stay with me, stay with me!
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 48
~ In the pub, I imagine. ~ He can't be in the pub,
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 49
Now, remember, you get a point for every second your ambulance
 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 50
No, I was. I went round one corner, it nearly went in my mouth.

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Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 2
This? About £5,000.
#2 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 3
Why is every single car you ever buy for one of these challenges
#3 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 4
All very interesting, James. You did very good indeed.
#4 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 5
~ Shall we just do it and see? ~ Yes. ~ That's the sort of point.
#5 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 6 #6 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 7
if you're standing in a field with a severed arm,
#7 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 8
no cow was hurt in the making of that film.
#8 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 9
Let's open it to all the viewers.
#9 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 10
Make yourselves at home. We hope you're very happy here.
#10 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 11
Exactly. We travel an awful lot, as I'm sure you know.
#11 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 12
Yeah, next up probably will be the E17.
#12 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 13
It's the Stig driving along in a diesel-powered Vauxhall Insignia.
#13 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 14
and James was the first to arrive.
#14 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 15
~ Hydraulic handbrake. ~ You often hear ambulance drivers saying,
#15 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 16
What I've fitted...
#16 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 17
~ Oh, I say! ~ Wheels deployed.
#17 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 18
"which, to make it more real, has been fitted with three speed humps.
#18 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 19
I'm really sorry, mate, just try and put your guts back in the...
#19 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 20
'on both the Chevy's brakes and Dr Hammond.'
#20 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 21 #21 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 22
'Eventually, though, the ape was in position.'
#22 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 23
Oh?!
#23 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 24
I then apply the handbrake, hydraulic, the car swings round,
#24 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 25
And, er, ready? Good, fire!
#25 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 26 #26 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 27
~ What? ~ If you insist there's something wrong with it...
#27 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 28
Well, not by choice.
#28 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 29
12-7?
#29 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 30
~ Yeah. ~ In fact, how come you're not there?
#30 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 31
~ the same machine. ~ Same equipment, different day, one could argue.
#31 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 32
Race face on! Grr!
#32 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 33
~ Ooh, that was... ~ Then just fling it in and there we are across the line!
#33 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 34
Start with a one at least.
#34 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 35 #35 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 36
the producer said we had to go off
#36 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 37
Oh, gentlemen, incoming message.
#37 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 38
I'm power-sliding in an ambulance!
#38 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 39 #39 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 40
Four minutes call-out time, Hatzolah are the people to beat.
#40 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 41
~ Jeremy... ~ What? ~ This is absolutely amazing.
#41 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 42 #42 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 43
'even if it meant incurring a few ten-second penalties.'
#43 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 44 #44 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 45 #45 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 46
Oh, no, I've got a Porsche ambulance behind me.
#46 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 47
We're getting near the hospital now. Stay with me, stay with me!
#47 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 48
~ In the pub, I imagine. ~ He can't be in the pub,
#48 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 49
Now, remember, you get a point for every second your ambulance
#49 Recap of Top Gear Season 22 Episode 3 (S22E03) - 50
No, I was. I went round one corner, it nearly went in my mouth.
#50