Recap of "Workaholics" Season 6

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Season 6

6x10 "The Nuttin' Professor"

Aired 8 years ago - Mar 17, 2016

A quest for epic porn is the guys' latest obsession.

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- That was too early. - You gotta...

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Man.

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Ders, what's going on?

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One day, they went horseback riding

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And then you ejacked in your little boy pants.

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- I care so little. - Yeah.

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All right.

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[knocking]

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I'd say maybe try the neighborhood watch,

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'cause it's a dumb idea, right, Ders?

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You're a good guy.

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Yeah. It's Kick-Ass, basically.

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and I wrote "valuable electronics:

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and then swoops down on his zip line when the city needs him.

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and wreaks vigilante justice upon the city.

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Shh! Quiet!

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No. No, no. I know. I'm not saying that.

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[coughing] Crazy dirty down here.

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We know you're the robber, so just give us the porno.

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Your friend over here ruined our plan and blinded Adam.

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but I am [bleep] blind over here!

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Who's Chester?

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it's gonna require a signature so no one can steal it.

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Yeah, can you... can you not squeeze

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I bet I'm gonna have, like, superhero powers.

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She's eating something.

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Hot water's on the fritz,

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The package is here.

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- Oh, okay. - Dude, you know what?

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so they'll blow holes in this dumpster.

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This guy has blade legs?

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- Stop. Will you... - Ooh, get me there.

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Actually, it's a TV/VCR and the tape.

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[gruffly] I have had a bomb delivered to your office.

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Why would anyone... bomb?

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You want the red wire, not the blue wire.

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I actually feel very, very bad about this.

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but you're really pushing my buttons.

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They're actually really, really cool dudes.

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It's Dan Yella. He busts mad loads.

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I think my package got delivered to your office by mistake.

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okay, 'cause they've ruined everything so far.

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Oh, damn.

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Oh, I ruined my best khakis.

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♪

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6x9 "Always Bet on Blake"

Aired 8 years ago - Mar 10, 2016

Adam, Blake and Ders open a casino in their house.

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6x8 "The Fabulous Murphy Sisters"

Aired 8 years ago - Mar 03, 2016

A visit from Alice's sister shakes up the TelAmeriCorp office.

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Me and B-Rad just did a 12-hour shift at Spearmint Rhino.

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while she's on National Guard duty.

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I'm gonna take you on a nature hike.

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That's... that's not cool.

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- Yeah. - What is my age again?

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Yes! Yes!

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Adam, ple... okay, well, you are on farmersonly.com

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and you make the pussy queef.

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Uh...

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- No, no. - Just kidding.

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in my mouth than eat their tacos.

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Man, this sucks that you're only gonna work here for two weeks.

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Look at this. Check this out.

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All your friends are dead. Now you are too.

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I'm the one who's gonna be slipping Didi my digits.

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Well, guys, I don't have time for this buffoonery

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Sit back, relax, and enjoy the sho... oh!

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Ooh!

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Why don't you go put a arrow through your head, you idiot?

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- when I can do this. - Oh, oh!

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'Cause I'm gonna be the one at the back of the bus

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Yeah. What, you think that's how you finger a girl?

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Working up a sweat.

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Yeah!

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Okay, we don't work without a script,

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I will ruin you and your whole squadron!

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Clitoris is on the top of the kiwi.

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Oh, look, I'm making the Jell-O.

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and funny, it looks like you two and Adam all scored a 69.

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What?

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I'm supposed to diddle Didi!

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I've been manipulating Alice my entire life, all right?

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- Here she comes, here she comes. - Shh. Everyone, be professional.

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"Office Safety, It's Very Important and We Get That."

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Cliff? What cliff?

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Adam, wrong... No, this is...

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Okay, and what's that? Ah! Rattlesnake!

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I need it.

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Can you please just be cool for once in your life?

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Alice, that's the definition of cool

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All right. Fine. Fine, you know what?

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- Yeah, we do. - Yeah.

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Yeah, I mean, we're in.

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Hey, guys, the van's out back.

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- I mean, cool. - Yeah, what is the problem?

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You know what, I really thought you'd changed.

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So, um, she...

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Yeah, sure.

6x7 "Night at the Dudeseum"

Aired 8 years ago - Feb 25, 2016

The guys go to a museum and wreak havoc on Ders Day.

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He also was an ex-spy on the run from the government.

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There's dead animals hanging all over the walls.

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to gain my fart back from my deep butthole.

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Steal...

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And then we'll go to Chili's.

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and the Director is on his honeymoon,

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steal the helmet, and you guys are gonna be lookouts.

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but here's my selfie stick, and you guys can play with that.

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Yeah, exactly.

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Okay, what? What are we stealing?

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they made up, like, a spooky curse.

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You want a shmoke a bowl?

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You just need to wiggle your tiny little spaghetti fingers

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You have a small dick, and you carry bobby pins.

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[lock clicks]

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That is a weight sensor.

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- Huh. - Okay.

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No, no, you've got to...

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I'd rather be anywhere else.

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What did you do?

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We're having so much fun.

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Where's my selfie stick?

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- Shoot. That's a bummer. - Oh, my God, dude.

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That's, like, Native American 101, dude.

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Otherwise, this stuff's gonna be going wrong all day.

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Jeez, Ders, you almost scared the fart out of me.

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Hmm.

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Oh, my God, that was close. Okay.

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All right, okay.

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Please, will you just squash the beef?

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Get them! They're bad boys!

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[Adam whimpering]

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[both screaming]

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We're in the middle of a rehearsal,

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We'll let you try on the dinosaur suits.

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has a dinosaur party at 8:00 p.m.?

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I'll sue you.

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I'm gonna s-stand.

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You didn't even give Ders Day a chance.

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- [loud flatulence] - Whoa.

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I'm home!

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We need to get going, all right?

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- Oh, my God. - Ders, look,

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- This is fun. - I feel a little concussed.

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- Oh, go, go, go! - Oh, crap!

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- Okay, yeah. - Fine.

6x6 "Going Viral"

Aired 8 years ago - Feb 18, 2016

The guys go on a quest for social-media stardom.

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Wait, uh, Klout Score? How do we get to Havasu?

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No. Klout is this super-chill metric that tells you

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Heck yeah. Okay. Tez, on fleek.

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My name's Anders. Call me Ders, though.

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Really, that was solid.

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Go. Go. Bail me out. Bail me out.

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And other times I'll just, you know,

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Hey, don't!

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so don't go around telling me that you've got anxiety.

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Yeah, I mean, 9/11. Love it, but Ty Dolla $ign...

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I freakin' carry a photo of him in my pocket.

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- This is The Sleeve Cleaver. - [gasps]

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[beatboxing]

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Oh, my God. You followed me.

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and @YungChillunerr and @AdamnBilzarian.

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then got 45 likes on a meme I posted on IG.

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- That's cool, though. - Okay.

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We're about to clown this fool.

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God, you stupid... you're so stupid, @YungChillunerr.

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America.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these.

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We're going sexy. Ready?

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- [cell phone dings] - All right, look at the camera.

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Totes McGoats, man.

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- Uh, yeah. - Eggs are tough.

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I told corporate this was non-negosh.

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the "Ronald Reagan Memorial Break Room," so...

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You wish.

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Also, never forget how old you really are.

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Uh, yeah, no, I didn't have to wipe,

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I don't think so.

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It's whoever's best at social media.

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in under three minutes with the EZ Egger.

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Who did that? What was that?

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[chuckles] It sucks, but not anymore.

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Shyeah. [chuckles]

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- I got to go. - Okay. Okay.

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Neither of us are going to Lake Havasu now.

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and then this girl, she showed me, uh, a pic of her jambos.

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- You want to see it? - Both: Yeah.

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- Some of the men too. - Guys.

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But we're not going. That's right.

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What's going on?

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and vegan hot dogs in a hot sec.

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Yo, yo, yo.

6x5 "Gone Catfishing"

Aired 8 years ago - Feb 11, 2016

Adam and Ders plan a 4/20 party, but Blake’s new girlfriend harshes their buzz.

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which, actually, you dudes owe me,

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Can we at least get 42 blunts until we figure this out?

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Do you even know that bitch?

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Blake, you stupid dumb idiot moron bitch.

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You sit down and don't make me use 'em!

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No! All right?

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And no offense,

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Dang!

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you know, get some easy money.

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♪ Gats be spraying, and I'm just saying ♪

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Billion Man March? What?

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Why am I so ugly, Lord?

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the BO, the dandruff, the below-average dick.

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Aah!

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I guess so. Army of one.

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- But I'm out! - Yeah, nice.

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I'm a chill sergeant. Yeah.

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tries to sell our weed for profit.

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woman, and child who wants to get stoned

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You want us to give you weed for free, right?

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- I was just reading the web. - Yeah. Relax. It's fine.

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Not the pandas, Bill!

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Okay.

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Bill didn't come through with the moola.

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Like you... like you have life insurance, pal.

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That's it. I'm out of here.

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This is the address that he gave me for the party.

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Oh, no, I wanted it to be a surprise for my love

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Erin, it's...

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He will be back tomorrow.

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the question, "Did you send her a photo of another man?"

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Montez was, like, really good-looking in high school.

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- Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.

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Y'all have exactly two minutes. What?

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You're good to go with the kids tonight?

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You won't win 'cause I'm...

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Damn! You got pancaked like a bitch!

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[both grunting]

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No, I'm talking about my son Y'all.

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Oh, my gosh.

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So how many girls you been with?

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Usually, I'm only attracted to long-haired skater types,

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Okay, wait. Let me get this straight.

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Oh, World Star. World Star.

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Oh, like... like what?

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Whoa.

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Oh! Dudes, I'm sold out. Like, entirely.

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He's trying to steal my love away from me, Ders.

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- The bed is, like... - Stop it now!

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You remember me, Erin. Um, okay.

6x4 "Death of a Salesdude"

Aired 8 years ago - Feb 04, 2016

TelAmeriCorp starts to sell female-friendly products and the women of the office take over.

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From this point on, all men are support staff.

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It's just this stuff, we don't--

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is the number-one problem facing the American penis today.

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Adam, go ahead and kick me in the dads.

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I'm left-handed.

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No. But I am going to sleep better at night,

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I know that Jillian is on the phones now,

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All right, this is working out great so far.

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Ooh. Okay, turn, so I can see.

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- Spread as much as you can. - I'm-- Yeah, that's about--

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- I'll make a sale. Yeah, I mean-- - Oh, yeah, come on.

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I spilled a little coffee on myself.

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"Is this guy Alice Murphy assistant material?"

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Who's hungry? Thank you.

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using my muscles and my mind.

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Oh, the nape of your neck is so elegant.

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and go get me a coffee.

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It's time to fight back for men's rights.

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You slide the poo disc through Jillian's window,

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Oh, my gosh, I thought that was

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Okay, bye.

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Good luck with that.

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Sorry. I'm calling to talk to you about your knock-wobbles.

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d He's insane d

You have a real tattoo?

I had no idea.

- You really think so? - Yeah.

I will fudging end you.

But I neutralized my sexuality, so I don't care.

But I sprayed the stuff, so I can't feel a thing.

I cramped up there.

to sell their products exclusively.

- I can't take this anymore. - It's true, man.

Finally we get "oogled" and ogled

- Histor-she. - No, no, no, no, no.

Do I need to frickin' throw down right now?

That makes sense.

and that is that I think things need to change,

I guess you guys are gonna have to come pick it up.

What is wrong with you women?

6x3 "Save the Cat"

Aired 8 years ago - Jan 28, 2016

Blake and Jillian adopt a cat but things take an unexpected turn.

- Right? - Hey, guys.

But beer for my buddy.

- We are gonna go out though, right?

Bye.

I would like a glass of your smoothest red wine.

- Yeah.

you might be--okay, all right.

Aah! [laughs]

I'm about to aggressively kiss a girl by surprise.

Sure, yeah, we could wake her up,

- Okay. - Oh, hey, hey!

- Yeah, we're very non-strange.

- Hey, I mean, I just figured, you know,

not some whore-mongering night owl!

- Denny's needs her dad! - You fricking psycho!

I got the shortest straw, didn't I, when I got you?

You--God! - Oh, [bleep].

Nada, zero, zilch, nothing, okay?

- You know what? Forget about that cat, okay?

The only reason that we had those chicks over at our house

- I don't hate you, Blake. - Okay.

- And this is her catnip. - I know.

and I know how to take care of her.

♪ ♪

I don't know anything about that.

is about to be a chick magnet.

[cat meows] - That's right.

Hey, what do you guys say we liven this game up,

The gerbil. - Oh. Oh!

Oh, just do me already. - I want to.

Beth?

I'd love to peg you with it. - Oh...

- I'll go get you a knife, Knife Guy.

This party's a little too crazy, huh?

I'm stressing. - I thought I was your man?

Whatever, it was free. It was just sitting there, so...

No! No!

- And it's not all Blake's fault, by the way.

Dear Lord, bless these fingers once more.

- You get back, Blake! - Whoa!

- And this asshole hates animals.

This party sucks. - So you were never--

We talk like that now. - Come on, wait.

but you're a [bleep] daddy.

[intense techno music]

- Hey, you broke my aerator. - Now we're having fun!

Tender Turkey Primavera.

6x2 "Meth Head Actor"

Aired 8 years ago - Jan 21, 2016

Adam, Blake and Ders decide to attend a Narcotics Anonymous meeting.

once and for all, right?

Oh, well, I dream journal, so--

Yes, you will.

My face on the cover of "VICE" magazine.

- Mm-hmm, yeah. - Some lean, sizzurp.

No, I'm gonna stay here. I have work to do.

Can you believe these marks in there?

Are you seriously asking me for drugs at a N.A. meeting?

but if any of this lands in "VICE" magazine...

I recently lost myself to meth once again,

sucked a bunch of [bleep].

You tell Zippo...

It is you!

You, uh, going-- going into the meeting, or...?

I mean, you're like, basically the main reason

And I really don't want to talk about it,

striking several of those children...

You know, I want to do you a favor.

But she didn't suck

you don't mind me shadowing you.

Rancho Cucamonga acting legend.

and he shall be playing the role of McBreath, our hero.

McBreath?

to chant, "McBreath, McBreath, McBreath!"

Well, I like cheeseburgers.

Mmm.

'Cause I got the name of the biggest drug dealer in Rancho.

Now, do you know how he got the nickname Zippo?

There's some annoying kid that might give us a small...

Found one. Okay, "VICE" guy, let's roll.

but it was way better than the Taco Bell napkins

at the Rancho Playhouse?

I'll break their face, you understand me?

I told my boss that some cop

Yo, Kaner, take us around back.

semen.

And I'm actually flattered you guys think I'm a cop.

Maybe take it to the bathroom, or--

around here, man.

Who in the [bleep] are you?

Who's this dipshit taking pictures?

6x1 "Wolves of Rancho"

Aired 8 years ago - Jan 14, 2016

In the Season 6 premiere, the guys move to another branch of TelAmeriCorp to work for a dynamic boss.

Yeah, I'm with you, man.

doing dumb-ass beatbox competitions?

- Yeah. - See that? It was in quotes.

Excuse me?

- Act. Acting. - Okay, that is it.

Okay, so I no longer have to waste valuable time

Sell me on each other.

Oh, no, more like a phone-head shark, because this dude--

Stop. I've made my decision.

You’ve got one week to prove that you belong here permanently.

That leads to JP's office.

- Yeah! - All right. Look, my name.

Fuck, yes!

Yes.

- Yes! - Okay!

and watch "The Dome," the door is right there.

It's like "Showdown in Little Tokyo."

Van Nuys guys.

Well, if you guys start working the phones

or some of that sushi, man,

And just so you know, with the purchase of this product,

I want you to be Sales Team Six!

Sold! Ahhh! I made a sale, girl.

I don't want to let go, but I have to

God damn.

Because today just butt-fuck you up the ass!

Well, you heard him. It's over.

And you know what that means, right?

smash into the cage with my heels,

- What the hell? Who did this? - Yeah, who did this?

That right there is why I fucking love you guys!

This took balls, heaps of them.

Ah, breakfast booze, my favorite.

Hey. Hey, how are you?

- Oh! Up top! Oh, man. Awesome. - Great work.

Honestly, JP, you are such a great leader,

and Diamond Bar branches from TAC.

Laugh, laugh.

and steal me the presentation from Alice

Because if you do not do that, you are fired.

I mean, I don't know how he finds time to take a nap.

get the Wicky Wild Boys Crew back together.

That happened faster than I thought.

In fact, I never realized how much you weighed us down.

He's a hot piece of ass, right?