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Season 5  "Speedo Racer"  5x3

Aired 10 years ago - Jan 28, 2015

The guys help Ders get even with an old high school swim team rival.

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Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 1
Yes, I worked in the cafeteria.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 2
All right, okay. Let's do it.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 3
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 4
but now I found this new chick,
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 5
No, I do, but it's, like, deeper.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 6
That's why I'm so freaking psyched and pumped.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 7
for these type of occasions.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 8
it just will scare the chum out of me,
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 9
and then up for an "Asian girl laughing."
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 10
Oh, my God, you guys,
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 11
Troy Torpey-nis.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 12
No kidding. Orlando, fast pool.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 13
and banging Magda, The "Lady Rock" Johnson,
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 14
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 15
- So where was I? - I was...
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 16
Oh, well, hey.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 17
She says it's unnatural.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 18
All right, you kiddos ready to go get stretched out?
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 19
Excuse me. Miss Cruz?
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 20
and I've been admiring your photo in the yearbook
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 21
I was just wondering if maybe you would like to accompany me
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 22
Sorry, I blew that.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 23
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 24
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 25
She's a super black beauty.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 26
- That is Asian. - On my dad's side.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 27
I don't think that is the case.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 28
She is a chocolate-colored human being,
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 29
Hey, everybody, I just want to say a few words real quick
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 30
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 31
Our old pal, Ders. Let's give it up.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 32
yeah, 'cause you got a boner!
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 33
You've been Torpedoed.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 34
I don't even know you two,
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 35
Hov. Hanging with Mr. Cooper.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 36
about your little relationship with Aurora Brown?
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 37
I didn't hear you. The Ders.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 38
Except for me,
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 39
It should be my name on that banner!
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 40
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 41
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 42
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 43
That could have gone way worse.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 44
Okay, so leave it in.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 45
Stay awake. Stay awake!
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 46
I said that's one way to get a trophy, and it is.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 47
I think you should definitely not race
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 48
Put that hammer down.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 49
Is somebody gonna go and save him?
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 50

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Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 2
All right, okay. Let's do it.
#2 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 3 #3 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 4
but now I found this new chick,
#4 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 5
No, I do, but it's, like, deeper.
#5 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 6
That's why I'm so freaking psyched and pumped.
#6 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 7
for these type of occasions.
#7 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 8
it just will scare the chum out of me,
#8 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 9
and then up for an "Asian girl laughing."
#9 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 10
Oh, my God, you guys,
#10 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 11
Troy Torpey-nis.
#11 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 12
No kidding. Orlando, fast pool.
#12 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 13
and banging Magda, The "Lady Rock" Johnson,
#13 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 14 #14 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 15
- So where was I? - I was...
#15 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 16
Oh, well, hey.
#16 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 17
She says it's unnatural.
#17 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 18
All right, you kiddos ready to go get stretched out?
#18 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 19
Excuse me. Miss Cruz?
#19 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 20
and I've been admiring your photo in the yearbook
#20 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 21
I was just wondering if maybe you would like to accompany me
#21 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 22
Sorry, I blew that.
#22 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 23 #23 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 24 #24 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 25
She's a super black beauty.
#25 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 26
- That is Asian. - On my dad's side.
#26 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 27
I don't think that is the case.
#27 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 28
She is a chocolate-colored human being,
#28 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 29
Hey, everybody, I just want to say a few words real quick
#29 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 30 #30 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 31
Our old pal, Ders. Let's give it up.
#31 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 32
yeah, 'cause you got a boner!
#32 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 33
You've been Torpedoed.
#33 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 34
I don't even know you two,
#34 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 35
Hov. Hanging with Mr. Cooper.
#35 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 36
about your little relationship with Aurora Brown?
#36 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 37
I didn't hear you. The Ders.
#37 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 38
Except for me,
#38 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 39
It should be my name on that banner!
#39 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 40 #40 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 41 #41 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 42 #42 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 43
That could have gone way worse.
#43 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 44
Okay, so leave it in.
#44 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 45
Stay awake. Stay awake!
#45 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 46
I said that's one way to get a trophy, and it is.
#46 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 47
I think you should definitely not race
#47 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 48
Put that hammer down.
#48 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 49
Is somebody gonna go and save him?
#49 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 50 #50