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Season 5  "The Slump"  5x11

Aired 9 years ago - Mar 25, 2015

Adam goes into a sales slump, and Ders and Blake hire an actor to snap him out of it.

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Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 1
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 2
He said he was bathing himself in his own tears?
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 3
Yes, you are a vision, aren't you?
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 4
Dude, she's inviting us to the Rancho Land Booze Cruise.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 5
Why don't we put the reservation in his name?
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 6
I have a micro-penis.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 7
and get that Top Gun hat back on that little head, huh?
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 8
So I'm 30 pounds overweight, and I suck at life and stuff,
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 9
You hang up. You--you hang up.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 10
It's--it's that simple, so if you'll excuse me.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 11
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 12
Is that a fat joke? 'Cause my neck's too fat?
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 13
You freaking little groundhog of a human being--stupid.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 14
Hey, I heard there's buttered bread in here?
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 15
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 16
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 17
This is he, and you can call me Dick.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 18
- Good-bye forever. - Hang on.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 19
two, I'm stupid, three, I'm fat and stupid combined.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 20
actually, I take it back, what I said earlier.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 21
That's funny.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 22
That is a kitchen blender and a basement blender.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 23
Very good.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 24
Who's Sadam?
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 25
That dude, he's the truth.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 26
We should write pornos.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 27
and, like, one of his buddies.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 28
It's like we have two Avatar tails,
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 29
before I invite him on the booze cruise.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 30
Ryan here has ran up a pretty hefty tab
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 31
If you need me, I'm gonna be at Burger King.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 32
he's talking about, huh?
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 33
Just drop Affion Crockett, and people will be with you.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 34
I thought you were in commercials, man.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 35
No, no, actually, it was a stage adaptation
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 36
You were on Ten Items or Less?
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 37
{pub}Welcome to the VIP chill room.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 38
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 39
And this is my very, very, very good buddy, Dick Blownoff.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 40
Yeah, I like little, tiny, like, mosquito bite-style boobs.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 41
ad then you can't eat dinner.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 42
the opposite of stuff he likes.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 43
- Mm. - Mm, damn it.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 44
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 45
- Please, this hurts. - Okay, yes.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 46
I'll give you a rash.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 47
We're not getting it; we need it; you're screwing us.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 48
Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 49
because I was looking at some small-chested pornog,
 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 50
and make sure that you take your friends, Blake and Ders,

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Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 2
He said he was bathing himself in his own tears?
#2 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 3
Yes, you are a vision, aren't you?
#3 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 4
Dude, she's inviting us to the Rancho Land Booze Cruise.
#4 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 5
Why don't we put the reservation in his name?
#5 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 6
I have a micro-penis.
#6 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 7
and get that Top Gun hat back on that little head, huh?
#7 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 8
So I'm 30 pounds overweight, and I suck at life and stuff,
#8 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 9
You hang up. You--you hang up.
#9 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 10
It's--it's that simple, so if you'll excuse me.
#10 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 11 #11 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 12
Is that a fat joke? 'Cause my neck's too fat?
#12 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 13
You freaking little groundhog of a human being--stupid.
#13 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 14
Hey, I heard there's buttered bread in here?
#14 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 15 #15 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 16 #16 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 17
This is he, and you can call me Dick.
#17 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 18
- Good-bye forever. - Hang on.
#18 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 19
two, I'm stupid, three, I'm fat and stupid combined.
#19 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 20
actually, I take it back, what I said earlier.
#20 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 21
That's funny.
#21 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 22
That is a kitchen blender and a basement blender.
#22 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 23
Very good.
#23 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 24
Who's Sadam?
#24 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 25
That dude, he's the truth.
#25 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 26
We should write pornos.
#26 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 27
and, like, one of his buddies.
#27 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 28
It's like we have two Avatar tails,
#28 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 29
before I invite him on the booze cruise.
#29 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 30
Ryan here has ran up a pretty hefty tab
#30 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 31
If you need me, I'm gonna be at Burger King.
#31 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 32
he's talking about, huh?
#32 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 33
Just drop Affion Crockett, and people will be with you.
#33 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 34
I thought you were in commercials, man.
#34 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 35
No, no, actually, it was a stage adaptation
#35 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 36
You were on Ten Items or Less?
#36 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 37
{pub}Welcome to the VIP chill room.
#37 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 38 #38 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 39
And this is my very, very, very good buddy, Dick Blownoff.
#39 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 40
Yeah, I like little, tiny, like, mosquito bite-style boobs.
#40 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 41
ad then you can't eat dinner.
#41 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 42
the opposite of stuff he likes.
#42 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 43
- Mm. - Mm, damn it.
#43 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 44 #44 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 45
- Please, this hurts. - Okay, yes.
#45 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 46
I'll give you a rash.
#46 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 47
We're not getting it; we need it; you're screwing us.
#47 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 48 #48 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 49
because I was looking at some small-chested pornog,
#49 Recap of Workaholics Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 50
and make sure that you take your friends, Blake and Ders,
#50