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Season 3  "To Kill a Chupacabraj"  3x4

Aired 12 years ago - Jun 19, 2012

The guys battle Montez in Small Claims Court.

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Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 1
Damn!
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 2
into the most awesomest maximus event of the summer.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 3
how am I gonna save a horse, ride a cowgirl?
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 4
We're making money off our party.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 5
all the straw cowboy hats we can eat, and that's a deal.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 6
- like we at the Saturn dealer. - There we go.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 7
She's always flirting with me.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 8
We want our money back so we can buy a hovercraft
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 9
- That's a really good idea. - Thanks.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 10
You know what? We're gonna see you in court, man.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 11
Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 12
No homo, pro bono. That's a lawyer term, right?
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 13
We bought a hovercraft for a party that we can't have.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 14
Yeah, pretty freaky, right? It's a, uh--
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 15
Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 16
If I may, I'm gonna stand.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 17
- 22 inches and counting. - Dude.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 18
Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 19
Or are we dancers?
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 20
Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 21
- He knows exactly... - You're dumb.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 22
and you didn't give us any of that.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 23
so it's time for me to do some liar-ing.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 24
I don't understand the word you're saying.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 25
We are just here to tell the truth, the whole truth,
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 26
And are you available this Saturday,
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 27
such as myself holding on to my nine-inch lap-hog,
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 28
I certainly did not see a sign--
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 29
that these sucker-necks are lying.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 30
Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 31
Adjourning's the best. Obviously we're adjourning
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 32
we'll buy you a root-beer and a burger.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 33
I'm gonna ha a big bowl of ass salad.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 34
Shut up, stay right there!
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 35
But we can be very responsible if you--
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 36
Dude #1, we told you he's not blindfolded.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 37
- Oh, okay. - Dig your own grave, bud.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 38
It's a shovel, not a broom.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 39
Yeah.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 40
- Yeah. - Because all the leverage
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 41
Uh, we were just trying to scare you out of testifying.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 42
We are like three fresh meat butt sticks just waiting
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 43
- What? - I don't know.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 44
I don't know. What do you say, we count to three,
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 45
- Your face so hard." - Right.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 46
Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 47
Oh, great, the sun's coming up soon.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 48
Does it smell like burnt tires in here?
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 49
Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 50

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Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 2
into the most awesomest maximus event of the summer.
#2 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 3
how am I gonna save a horse, ride a cowgirl?
#3 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 4
We're making money off our party.
#4 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 5
all the straw cowboy hats we can eat, and that's a deal.
#5 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 6
- like we at the Saturn dealer. - There we go.
#6 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 7
She's always flirting with me.
#7 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 8
We want our money back so we can buy a hovercraft
#8 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 9
- That's a really good idea. - Thanks.
#9 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 10
You know what? We're gonna see you in court, man.
#10 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 11 #11 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 12
No homo, pro bono. That's a lawyer term, right?
#12 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 13
We bought a hovercraft for a party that we can't have.
#13 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 14
Yeah, pretty freaky, right? It's a, uh--
#14 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 15 #15 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 16
If I may, I'm gonna stand.
#16 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 17
- 22 inches and counting. - Dude.
#17 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 18 #18 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 19
Or are we dancers?
#19 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 20 #20 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 21
- He knows exactly... - You're dumb.
#21 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 22
and you didn't give us any of that.
#22 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 23
so it's time for me to do some liar-ing.
#23 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 24
I don't understand the word you're saying.
#24 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 25
We are just here to tell the truth, the whole truth,
#25 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 26
And are you available this Saturday,
#26 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 27
such as myself holding on to my nine-inch lap-hog,
#27 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 28
I certainly did not see a sign--
#28 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 29
that these sucker-necks are lying.
#29 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 30 #30 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 31
Adjourning's the best. Obviously we're adjourning
#31 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 32
we'll buy you a root-beer and a burger.
#32 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 33
I'm gonna ha a big bowl of ass salad.
#33 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 34
Shut up, stay right there!
#34 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 35
But we can be very responsible if you--
#35 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 36
Dude #1, we told you he's not blindfolded.
#36 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 37
- Oh, okay. - Dig your own grave, bud.
#37 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 38
It's a shovel, not a broom.
#38 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 39
Yeah.
#39 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 40
- Yeah. - Because all the leverage
#40 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 41
Uh, we were just trying to scare you out of testifying.
#41 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 42
We are like three fresh meat butt sticks just waiting
#42 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 43
- What? - I don't know.
#43 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 44
I don't know. What do you say, we count to three,
#44 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 45
- Your face so hard." - Right.
#45 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 46 #46 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 47
Oh, great, the sun's coming up soon.
#47 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 48
Does it smell like burnt tires in here?
#48 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 49 #49 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 50 #50