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Season 3  "Fat Cuz"  3x3

Aired 12 years ago - Jun 12, 2012

The guys enlist Adam's obese cousin to get a handicapped parking pass.

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Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 1
So I'm out there, parked on the street,
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 2
and give us the bonus handicap parking spot, okay?
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 3
Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 4
Hey, Wayman! Move! God... sorry!
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 5
You're gonna bust a nut, and I'm not talking that good kind.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 6
We're surrounded by ghosts. The place is haunted.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 7
Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 8
Makes you wonder how somebody like Drake
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 9
Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 10
We can ask our real-life handicapped cousin Devin
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 11
Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 12
His name was just Devin. Devin Demamp.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 13
- Jeez! - [Deranged laugh]
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 14
- What's going on? - What is going on, my hero?
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 15
- [Laughter] - He got you, dude.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 16
- I love that. - Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 17
Gay dudes... always worried about time.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 18
Xbox Live, Howard TV, My Cat Circus.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 19
It should, though, it's so small.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 20
I can tell you it's bigger than a cat's dick.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 21
All right, you guys can have the pass.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 22
Your disability is about to run out,
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 23
Big fat's about to get a job.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 24
in handicap spots.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 25
Can't get out of the car.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 26
You guys already have the parking spot,
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 27
All right, guys, let's go. We got work to do.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 28
Don't mind if I squeeze... Yes.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 29
Okay. I'm being selfish.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 30
In the break room? Oh, my go...
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 31
Gimme the news, not the dick breath, ya butt slug!
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 32
[Charming muzak plays]
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 33
And since we're hiring, I figured he'd be
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 34
What are you looking at? Come on, let's go!
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 35
- I am so sorry to hear that. - Thank you.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 36
With my cats.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 37
Move over, Ms. Quiznos, big fat's got a new chick.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 38
Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 39
We'll get you on the phone. You'll be stacking cash, man.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 40
Smells like waffles.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 41
Here lies Ders, the Telameridork,
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 42
and get on outta here?
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 43
Dude, that was a barn burner!
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 44
So once again, it is arithmetic, man.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 45
Make lightning do what Blake...
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 46
Guys, I'm just gonna think about this.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 47
[Bleep]
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 48
No, we pushed him, okay?
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 49
my cat Brent's 27th birthday in human years.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 50
Hey, we'll see you later, big dude.

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Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 2
and give us the bonus handicap parking spot, okay?
#2 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 3 #3 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 4
Hey, Wayman! Move! God... sorry!
#4 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 5
You're gonna bust a nut, and I'm not talking that good kind.
#5 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 6
We're surrounded by ghosts. The place is haunted.
#6 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 7 #7 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 8
Makes you wonder how somebody like Drake
#8 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 9 #9 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 10
We can ask our real-life handicapped cousin Devin
#10 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 11 #11 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 12
His name was just Devin. Devin Demamp.
#12 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 13
- Jeez! - [Deranged laugh]
#13 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 14
- What's going on? - What is going on, my hero?
#14 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 15
- [Laughter] - He got you, dude.
#15 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 16
- I love that. - Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
#16 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 17
Gay dudes... always worried about time.
#17 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 18
Xbox Live, Howard TV, My Cat Circus.
#18 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 19
It should, though, it's so small.
#19 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 20
I can tell you it's bigger than a cat's dick.
#20 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 21
All right, you guys can have the pass.
#21 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 22
Your disability is about to run out,
#22 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 23
Big fat's about to get a job.
#23 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 24
in handicap spots.
#24 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 25
Can't get out of the car.
#25 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 26
You guys already have the parking spot,
#26 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 27
All right, guys, let's go. We got work to do.
#27 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 28
Don't mind if I squeeze... Yes.
#28 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 29
Okay. I'm being selfish.
#29 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 30
In the break room? Oh, my go...
#30 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 31
Gimme the news, not the dick breath, ya butt slug!
#31 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 32
[Charming muzak plays]
#32 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 33
And since we're hiring, I figured he'd be
#33 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 34
What are you looking at? Come on, let's go!
#34 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 35
- I am so sorry to hear that. - Thank you.
#35 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 36
With my cats.
#36 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 37
Move over, Ms. Quiznos, big fat's got a new chick.
#37 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 38 #38 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 39
We'll get you on the phone. You'll be stacking cash, man.
#39 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 40
Smells like waffles.
#40 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 41
Here lies Ders, the Telameridork,
#41 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 42
and get on outta here?
#42 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 43
Dude, that was a barn burner!
#43 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 44
So once again, it is arithmetic, man.
#44 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 45
Make lightning do what Blake...
#45 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 46
Guys, I'm just gonna think about this.
#46 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 47
[Bleep]
#47 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 48
No, we pushed him, okay?
#48 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 49
my cat Brent's 27th birthday in human years.
#49 Recap of Workaholics Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 50
Hey, we'll see you later, big dude.
#50