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Season 2  "Old Man Ders"  2x5

Aired 13 years ago - Oct 18, 2011

Ders wrestles with his impending mortality when he turns 25.

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Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 1
- Mm-hmm. - Let me listen.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 2
It's a breakfast for your birthday,
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 3
or I was thinking, hey, you know,
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 4
- That's much better. That is much better.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 5
- I got this one. Adam, you got next.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 6
Whoa.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 7
You out your mind?
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 8
that I got you.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 9
Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 10
We're just celebrating big Ders-dog's birthday.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 11
- Anders, we have a dress code.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 12
- Ders, the secret to staying young is...
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 13
and then I was adopted by those horrible Koreans.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 14
Laugh a lot.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 15
No! Bad Waymond, bad!
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 16
I love "the Ders," and you love "the Ders."
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 17
- That's my favorite dersion of Vers.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 18
Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 19
Dude, I took the keys right off that fool's desk.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 20
- I know it's your birthday.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 21
because home has tons of pornography.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 22
Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 23
and he showed up, most importantly.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 24
- We're partying until 8:00 "P.N.," yeah!
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 25
maybe doing the exact opposite of shutting bitches down?
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 26
Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 27
- Uh, I'm gonna play
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 28
'Cause you aren't.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 29
Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 30
- You do realize that this is a Dante's, right?
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 31
I got a cup full of coins,
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 32
Oh, there they are. My sweet, sweet princesses.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 33
Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 34
- Uh, yeah, yeah. - Yeah.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 35
- Sorry, man, you're 46 tickets shy of the shark.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 36
This is a guy who fucked a koi fish in the mouth
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 37
Stick to hits, please.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 38
Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 39
- Now, I ain't trying to fight today
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 40
and I'm going to do whatever I wanna do!
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 41
All you gotta do is give me that shark blimp.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 42
- It's no use, bud. He's unleashed.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 43
Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 44
Come on. Talk to me.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 45
Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 46
I mean, I don't even know what "swag" means.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 47
- Uh, no, it's vanilla.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 48
Anyway, moving on.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 49
It's-it's the beginning of something older.
 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 50
- It's bogus. - Yeah.

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Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 2
It's a breakfast for your birthday,
#2 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 3
or I was thinking, hey, you know,
#3 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 4
- That's much better. That is much better.
#4 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 5
- I got this one. Adam, you got next.
#5 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 6
Whoa.
#6 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 7
You out your mind?
#7 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 8
that I got you.
#8 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 9 #9 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 10
We're just celebrating big Ders-dog's birthday.
#10 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 11
- Anders, we have a dress code.
#11 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 12
- Ders, the secret to staying young is...
#12 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 13
and then I was adopted by those horrible Koreans.
#13 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 14
Laugh a lot.
#14 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 15
No! Bad Waymond, bad!
#15 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 16
I love "the Ders," and you love "the Ders."
#16 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 17
- That's my favorite dersion of Vers.
#17 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 18 #18 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 19
Dude, I took the keys right off that fool's desk.
#19 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 20
- I know it's your birthday.
#20 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 21
because home has tons of pornography.
#21 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 22 #22 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 23
and he showed up, most importantly.
#23 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 24
- We're partying until 8:00 "P.N.," yeah!
#24 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 25
maybe doing the exact opposite of shutting bitches down?
#25 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 26 #26 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 27
- Uh, I'm gonna play
#27 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 28
'Cause you aren't.
#28 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 29 #29 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 30
- You do realize that this is a Dante's, right?
#30 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 31
I got a cup full of coins,
#31 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 32
Oh, there they are. My sweet, sweet princesses.
#32 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 33 #33 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 34
- Uh, yeah, yeah. - Yeah.
#34 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 35
- Sorry, man, you're 46 tickets shy of the shark.
#35 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 36
This is a guy who fucked a koi fish in the mouth
#36 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 37
Stick to hits, please.
#37 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 38 #38 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 39
- Now, I ain't trying to fight today
#39 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 40
and I'm going to do whatever I wanna do!
#40 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 41
All you gotta do is give me that shark blimp.
#41 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 42
- It's no use, bud. He's unleashed.
#42 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 43 #43 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 44
Come on. Talk to me.
#44 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 45 #45 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 46
I mean, I don't even know what "swag" means.
#46 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 47
- Uh, no, it's vanilla.
#47 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 48
Anyway, moving on.
#48 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 49
It's-it's the beginning of something older.
#49 Recap of Workaholics Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 50
- It's bogus. - Yeah.
#50